FIFA SPECIAL:
Boy: I like dat girl.
His frnd: Hey her father is very strict,so she wont Luv u!
Boy: Hey look, a goalpost always has a goalkeeper
but dat doesnt mean u cant score goals ;-)
Smaller things upset more in life than Bigger ones...
U can be on the top of a Mountain,
but U can't be on the top of a Needle..
That's LIFE!:-)
Oru sthree nilavilikunnathu kanda Raamu:Enthu patti ?
sthree:ente mon 50 paisa vizhungi,
Ramu:athinano ingane thollakeerunne? Inna "50" paisa
sthree:ente mon 50 paisa vizhungi,
Ramu:athinano ingane thollakeerunne? Inna "50" paisa
Phonil veendum anarthangal !!! Call cheyyumbol balance kurayunnu, customer careil vilichal paisa pokunnilla, cal buton amarthathe cal edukan patunnila, avasanam jyothsyare kandu. pariharamayi pathu mandanmarku sms ayakan paranju, ninne njan engane ozhivakum.
Newton's 1st law_re-mix:
Every book continues to be in its state of rest or covered with dust, until &unless an external or internal exam appears..!
XAM time:
GIRL'S:"Eshwara elam padicha figures ayirikane chodikunatu "
B0Y'S:
"Eshwara elam padicha nalla 2 figures ayirakane ente randu sidelum irikunathu" BOYS ROCKS@
Atitud durin exms: they gav me th qustions wich i dnt kno, so i wrote answrs wich they dnt kno...tit 4 tat dis is cald Atitude...
I Searchd at many gardens to select a flower 2 giv u as gift, But, I did'nt find any flower beautiful than ur Smile..
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Next joke tommorrow you sleep now.
3 friends Gng to their room at 100th floor of the building! One day lift was not working...! So they decided to tell a story for time pass!
They start to walk in steps! 1st person told an action story up to 50th floor!
2nd person told a comedy story up to 99th floor!
3rd person told one sentimental story that is....
"I FORGOT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"
Raamu : marikkukayanenkil ente achane pole urakkathil onnum ariyathe marikkanam. allathe vere chilare pole kari koovi karanju bahalam vachu marikkaruthu. .
Syamu: ara angane marichathu?
Raamu: achan odichondirunna bussile yathrakkar
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INTERVAL
THE END
You have just watched Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film:
''soonyathayil thirayunna vidddi".
Magic:
Think a number frm 3 to 9.
Multiply dat no by
3.
Add 5 to it.
Subtract dat no by
12.
den close ur eyes..
Iruttayirikkum.!!
Why boys & girls
Dnt Undrstnd Each Othr?
God:BCoz,I Gav
Gud Brains 2 boys
&
Gud Hearts 2 girls,
Bt
boys Use Their Heart
&
girls Use Their Brains!
If ä bläck cät crössès ù whèn ù r gòìng sòmèwhr..
It mèàns....
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Thè cät ìs älsö göìng sömèwhr!!
thìnk pösìtìvè.
Recharge Cheythittu SmS Ayakkunna Friendine Viswasikkam.,
But,
MAKEUP Cheythittu Misscall Adikkunna Pennine Viswasikkaruthu..!
Letter by a little kid who hates maths:
Dear maths!
Pls grow up n s0lve ur own pr0blems. Dont depend on othrs!
Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunu.
Avanu swanthakaaro, veedo onnumillayirunu.
Oru divasam avan maram vettan kaatileku poyi.
Appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath.
Avan randum kalpichu vetti.
Otta vettinu randu muri.
Oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi, matte muri vaadakaku kodukunund.
Veno.......
For a boy its easier 2 pickup a gal of weight 60kg,bt 4 d same boy its quiet difficult 2 pickup a gas cylinder of weight 14.2 kg.
Strange bt true.!
Cute luv story of a school boy..
" i never did my hmewrk, to get punishment of standing in front of my angel's bench juzz 2 see her for d whole period..."
FACT OF EDUCATION:
Ocean full of sylabus
River full of questions
Bucket level of study
Mug level of answer
&
Marks come like muncipalty water
DROP by DROP
Kaathiripinte Sukham
Kanathirikumbozula Nombaram
Kanditum Nilkathe Pokumbozulla Vedhana
Kittiyalulla Anubhoothi
Athanu
"KSRTC BUS" YATHRA.... :-)
A boy was late to home. His father: "Evide aayirunnu nee?"
Boy "Friendinte veettil."
Father called his 10friends.
5 answerd "Yes, ivide vannirunu."
3ansrd "Ippol poyathe ullu."
2ansrd "Ivide undu uncle. Padikuva,phone kodukano?"
That's d power of FRIENDSHIP..!!"
D.E.O come 2 school & ask questions 2 d studnts in a class
DEO:aranu GANDHIJI YE KONATHU ?
Tintumon: njaanallae!
Sasi: ente ponno njanalla!
Raju: njanalla sire!
DEO: Teacher,what is dis?
Teacher:ente classile kutikal anganeyonnum cheyilla sire,
5th B yile kutikal ayirikkum...
Raamu: Nee enthina karayune?
Shyamu: Ente kozhi chatu poyi.
Raamu: Ente achan marichapol polum njan karanjila
Shyamu: Ninte appan muta idumayiruno??
Why India is never in World cup Football?
Bcoz, in the playing 11,
there must be
2 minorty,2 OBC,
4 SC/ST,
2 handicaped
&
a blind goal keeper.
"Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys...
Save Girls, we can save the Tigers later..!"
- In social service
Puli venuma?
Figure venuma??
CRAZY FACT:
The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD r The LAST 5 mins of a LECTURE..!
While the SHORTEST 5 mins r the 5mins of snooze after the alarm ring..!
Height of Addiction-
A prisoner was ready 2 b hangd 2 death,
Officer askd him abt his last wish.
He said-
I wnt 2 update my orkut & facebook status as 'DIED...'
"TITANIC" - Jack died, Rose escape.
"KADHAL" - Barath mental, Sandhya escape.
"SUBRAMANIA PURAM" - jai murdered, swathi escape.
Last but not least Ninthyanantha caught by police... Ranjitha -escape.
Moral: Aliya pennungal eppozhum safe ane
ReaL FacT-
"In lOvE MaRriAgE, YoU Will MarrY YouR lOveR-
In ArrAnGeD MaRriAgE, YoU Will MarrY OtHerS lOveR"
Kissing a GIRL On her head-Is RESPECT
cheek is-CARE
lips-Is LOVE
neck-Is LUST
Kissing in frnt of her B.FRND-Is GUTS!!
Thengil ninnu veena ammavane hospitalil ethichappol,
Doctor:5mt mumbu ethichirunnenkil rakshikamayirunnu.
Kuttan:Thengil ninnonnu veenu kittande doctor
Appoopan-'ayyo mone ninte mash varunund.poi olicho..
Kuttan-adyam appopan poyi olicho.appopan chathunu parnja njan kazhinja 2 azhcha leave edutathu
A new sim named TNV is released in the market..
Buy sim for 10 rupees and get 250 rupees talk time free..
Call rates 10 paisa per minute..
Monthly 25,000 sms free..
Unlimited Browsing..
Life-time Validity...
But, Tower Nee Vacholanam (TNV)
Boy impress a girl by Complemnt her,love her,spnd money 4 her,go 2the end of the world 4her.Girl impress boy by just givin 1mis call,Simple but effective.
"Technology has Its own limitations, google may b d most powerful search engine,
but it cannot search the chappals u lost at the temple..."
Choose Ur Favourite Number..
50,100,150,222, 250,300,350,555
&
Recharge That Amount to My Mobile.
"it is very interesting,try it...
Most Touching Lines Said By a True Lover to His Love While Break up:
"Naatil Nee Mathram Alladi Pulle Pennayitolathu.. Onnu Podi.! "
Its a fact tat wen baby is born, doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathin,there r xceptional cases like urs!wen u wer born doctor slapped himself !
England Mom:
Gud N8 Dear..
Hindu Mom:
Shubh Ratri Beta..
Muslim Mom:
Shaba khair..
Our Mom:
Njan aa mobile eduthu aduppilidum...
Poi kidannu Urangada.......
Sometimes when i cry nobody see my tear.
When i'm worried, nobody see my pain.
But when i walk with a GIRL,
appo ella THENDIKALUM kaanum!
Current poyal americakar electricity oficil vilikum.
Japankar fues poyo enu nokum.
malayalikal apurateku nokiyitu parayum
"Bhagyam ELLAYIDATHUM POYI.!
Ninnekurichu orkukayayirunnu...
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Aa kannukal..
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Aa nottam..
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Aa punchiri..
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Aa shabdham..
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Onnenkilum nannayirunnenkil.....!?
A Crow sat on a Tree doing NTHNG
When a Rabit thought 2do d same & sat on Ground
Tiger came & ate it!
Moral:
"2 sit & do NOTHING,U need 2 b on top!
Hindi-6
Eng-5
Maths-0
Kandallo
mark kuravaanu.
Ini pass aakanamenkil ningalude SMS koodiye theeru
Pls vote 4 me
Format:
LKG
KUTTAN
"Everyone wants Change, but no one brings it by themselves. .."
great lines said by..
Sasi
Bus conductor...
:-)
A Golden message for Youngsters.
A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Girls.
But a Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future...!
Defenitely true..
Hyt of bravery: EnterIng laTe In d clas wthOut permsion nd SaYing 2 madm....,
"HeY SweEty ,Cary-oN, Dnt StoP 4 Me.! , We CaN TaLk LatEr......!!"
Friendship is nt a word,Nt merely a relationship,Its a silent promise which says"I was" "I am" & "I wil b" a Nice headache 4 u 4ever & ever..!
Sales man to Raamu; "Sir,Urumbinulla powder veno?"
Raamu; "Venda! Innu powder vangi konduthal naale urumb Lipstick chodikum!!"
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