Monday, January 10, 2011

Nice Quotes Vol 17 ~ (50 SMS)

Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean you're a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them.





Somebody whom U loved more than life came in ur life for either of the 2 reasons. For loving U forever Or For teaching U not to love again ever.






Man found thousands of ways to cheat God... But, God punishes him by simply making him fall in LOVE...






U can nevr find a perfect frnd in me, coz wht makes me human is my imperfection...... Bt b sure 2 knw dat i'll always b ur frnd, not perfect but TRUE........






Whn U Read A Good Msg U Nvr Think Of d Prsn Who Sends it But U Think Of d Prsn Whm U Want 2 4wrd.Strange but True






Show ur luv and care where it gets respect.Otherwise ur heart will B wounded wen u come 2 knw there is no meaning of ur love and care..






Most sweetest line said by a boy to a girl during their breakup... " still u will b my answer when someone asks what u r thinking about..."






If your vision is sweet u would like all the people in the world..But if your heart is sweet all the people in the world will like you...






Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into the fruit salad!!






A small tip for lifetime- Try to present yourself that you are happy,slowly it becomes your habit and finally it becomes your CHARACTER.!






A fact about human emotions: "We never hate people we love the most.., We only try to make them know how it feels when we are neglected...!"






Sensible lines frm a heart..."I have learned to care ppl too much, nt bcz thy should care fr me... but, bcz i know the pain of being ignored."






Man everytime looses to the two things: "TIME and LOVE." Time never belongs to everyone and Love never happens with everyone!!






Mother sitting in sad mood. Son:- mom, u r 2nd most beautifull woman in this world. Mother:-who is d 1st? Son:- it's also u, bt whn u r smilling. . .






A very true saying: "If you want to get hurt in life., trust someone completely and love them blindly.....






:-) Smile:It brings a difference.. 
:'( Cry:Never hold those emotions in ur heart.. 
:-* Kiss:It's the most wonderful way to express ur love in the world.. 
:-D Laugh:What's the point hiding happiness? 
:-( Apologize:U don't want 2 lose someone special.. 
:)Hug:There's no better feeling than being wrapped up warmly by someone u love.. 
B-) Live:Bcz life brings it al!!






Real Fact..!!! "When the relation is new, people find reasons to talk and meet. But as it becomes old, people find excuses to avoid."






Benjamin Franklin said "There will be plenty of time to sleep when you are dead"
Life is for living.So wake up and perform..






Love is Not Something That Happens On First SIGHT., It Happens When U Strt KNOWNG Each Other., & It Turn Ending Up NEEDING Each Othr...






In All my lyf i acceptd evrythng bcz i bliv in dis "Evrythng Hpns 4 A Reason" Bt D hardst part s Stil findng 0ut wat d reason is!!






A beautiful saying "Words r under ur control Untill u speak them,But U come under their control Once U have spoken them!!!" THINK...






Loving sum1 who dsnt luv us is lik bating wen it needs 7 runs in 1ball.. V know dat its impossible.. Bt, Still we hav a small hope of a 'No ball'.






Never Do Comparison of care or luv given by ur Loved ones.. Bcoz evry person cares in his own style.






A boy ws busy doin sum imp work in office.His girlfrnd cald. She-did i dstrb u? rply ws so amazing, boy-ya,bt wats lif vtout being distrbd by d lovd1s. .






"Waves are my Inspiration. Not bcoz they rise & fall. But bcoz each time they fall,they never fail to rise again" -Dr.Kalam .






Before leaving someones heart, think again... Coz its very difficult to overcome the pain u feel when u see someone else filling ur place...






"Imagine life as a game in which u r juggling 5 balls in the air. U name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends & Spirit & u're keeping all of them in the air. U will soon realize that work is a rubber ball. If u drop it, it will bounce back, but the other 4 balls - Family, Health, Friends & Spirit r made of glass. If you drop 1 of them they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. U must understand that and strive for it. "WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS. GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.''
''VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"






Everybody says "Mistake Is The First Step Of Success" But It Is Not True. "The Correction Of Mistake Is the 1st Step Of success"...






SMALL BUT POWERFUL QUOTE: "Like all... Trust few... Follow None..., But Learn from everyone!"






If u cn't find d right words 4 a certain situation, juz gv dat person a hug.... Words hav d potential to confuse, bt HUGS never LIE!!!






A sarcastic quote::-) Affection is a complex thing.. The more u explain it, the more your loved ones dont understand it.






GREATwords Great Man's word: "Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them..." -Napoleon






RESPECT the OLD when UR YOUNG. HELP the WEAK when ur STRONG. CONFESS the FAULT when ur WRONG. Coz 1 DAY in life U wil b OLD, WEAK & WRONG






A nice & impressive Quote:- "If someone is trying to impress u, One thing is sure dat, dat person is already impressed by u..






One Of The Best Love Quote Ever Said: I Have Written Her Name On My Heart Because God Didn't Write Her Name In My Destiny






Always tell ur problems to 1% people who genuinely love u, bcz 50% people don't care of ur problem & 49% people become happy that u have a problem. .






Absolutely true: You can't Realise the Affection of some one who is always with U! But U will feel for them after Missing their affection..






Days begins with hopes n ends with dreams!! "Everyday starts with some expectation,but everyday surely ends with some experience..Thats LIFE."






Single line with a big meaning::::: "Miss anything for ur "Best Life" but, don't miss ur best life for anything..!"






"Sometimes situation makes to hate ur loved ones....! But dont hate loved ones.... Hate that situation....!!"






Here's a line that very few understand : Tears dont come when you miss a person.. But it comes when you dont want to miss a person..






It hurts 2 c some1 walk away frm u.But it hurts most is wen they made u feel loved,made u fall 4 them,made u believe dey love u.But dey nvr really did.






Nice line from Hitler: "Never try or beg for support from others.. Stand alone & face the life as a race, den everyone will follow U..."






A gal who cares for her guy like a child, nd a guy who can respect his gal lik his mom r d only kind of ppl whose löve will b d purest nd d mst sincere1.



Msg for those who are in love: True love comes only with one person.. If it comes for the second time, it is just a medicine to forget the 1st love!








''Image of MOTHER''
From d 1st time she saw u cradled in her arms she has loved u more than any1 else in tis world Remember d time when u were delirious wit fever..? She was by ur side Night after night wide awake... She was d 1 who combed ur hair at an age when u didn't have a clue about fashion... when u won ur 1st prize at the school comptition she was there watching silently wit her eyes wet wit hapiness & pride No matter how big u have grown her sari could always wipe away ur fears & tears & make u feel like a little child again U are d star of her eye d heart of her heart d reason 4 her life Show her tat u feel d same never ever make her sad None can come equal to mom......






 Strange quote - In Evry Girl's Life There Is a Boy She Will Never Evr forget & In Every Boy's Life There Is a Girl He Can Never Evr Get...! 






Lyf has never promised U anything...Nor has God...But people did... Some said they will never leave U; lie... Some said they will luv U till death; lie... Some said U are the most precious thing in their lyf; lie... Lyf is made of such sweet lies...! In the end all that matters is how U faced the time when U finally realized those were juz lies n how truthful U were... V may ask,"Wudn't lyf be much better if these lies were never told?" But the fact, which is yet harder is when U realize that, the times U lived on those big lies were the best times of Ur lyf...! Confusing, yet true...! 






I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because definitely he will find an easy way to do that. - Bill Gates






Anything in this world is valued only in Two situations; First - Befor getting it. Second - After loosing it. Strange but true!!!!






 

Funny Vol 10 ~ (50 SMS)

Terrible english by PT sir:
1) There is no wind in the football.
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? 
3) you rotate the ground 4 times. 
4) you go and understand the tree. 
5) I'll give you clap. 
6) Bring your parents and your mother and father. & d bst... 
7)why Haircut not cut..?



 "If your enemies throw a stone at u, jst smile and throw back a flower at them..." "But, make sure u throw it with the pot..."




The World's thinnest book is published with title "WHAT A WOMAN WANTS" It has only one page containing only one word "EVERYTHING"
"GIRLS POLICY"- Fraud with inocent BOYS! Fun with handsome BOYS! Friendship with good BOYS! Love with faithfull BOYS! Finally Marriage with Rich Uncle..!!






"Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 Boys in India.. Save Girls, we can save the Tigers later..!!" U need a girl behind in ur bike or Tiger???






All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later






These two words will open many Doors in Your life.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  1. Push 2. Pull








Man to God:"Can i smoke while I pray?" God got ANGRY Another man asked:"Can i pray while i smoke?" God AGREED "Response depends on how you propose"








In xam,a studnt ws givn 2 write an essay on mother A smart child wrote- "COMBINATION OF MILLION WORDS FRM 26 ALPHABETS CAN NEVER EXPRES MY LOVING MOM"...,!!!!






If u didnt have a Good day, dnt worry.No problem There r many Other brands lik marie,50-50 Milk Bikis,Little Hearts etc Try them Tin Tin Tidin!






Messaging Cost :- 1997 - Rs. 4.00
1999 - Rs. 2.00 
2005 - Ps. 0.50 
2007 - Ps. 0.10 
2010 & 2011 - Every Networks provides Free Message Offers. Then should i help you to take a loan for you to send me an SMS????






DRINKS-definition D-Delicious after one peg R-Romantic after 2 pegs I-Interested after 3pegs N-Naughty after 4pegs K-King after 5 pegs S-Snake after 6 pegs






A guy proposed a girl saying "I luv u. I was in luv wid u 4m d day I saw u. I cn do any thng 4 u ,cn brng stars 4m sky. can oppose whole world,cn live nd die 4u." the girl quitely replied. . . "Anaya naaku english raadu telugu lo cheppandi" 






Just imagine:- U & UR lover having a kiss.. In a romantic atmosphere.. Tight lipped.. & Suddenly.. ur lover vomits. JuSt ImAgiNe!!!






I'll take bricks and write "I miss u" on them 
and throw it on ur head 2 make u feel 
how much it hurts wen"I miss u"... 
So better keep remembering me...






Funny Quote on a Husband's T-Shirt . . . . All Girls are Devils, But my Wife is Queen. . . . . . . . of Them !!!!






Chocolaty & crunchy outside... Creamy & whitish inside... Guess what it is? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Feels like eating it??? Hmm... . . . . . . .Its COCKROACH.






Whn i dnt gt ur sms.. A little pain in my heart. A smal tear in my eyes& sadness falls on my face.. What is this? Its nothing ya .. just over acting






If U R Sitting Among A Group Of People & There Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht's Not The Proof That U R' Confident" . .
It jst means u dnt hv a mobile...






Beautiful line written at petrol pump... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "AVOID GIRLFRIENDS, IT SAVES 90% Petrol.!! "






A Boy Makes a Mistake, Girl Scolds him, Boy Says "Sorry.." 
Next time Girl Makes a Mistake, Boy Scolds her, Girl Cries.. Boy Says "Sorry..!!" 






WHO IS GUILTY ? Husband & Wife r sleepng. Wife, dreaming, suddenly shouts,"Quick, my husband is back! Husband gets up & jumps out of d window.!










Even If All The Musicians In The World Join Together To Create a Melody To Make Us Sleep, They Cannot Win Over Our "TEXT BOOKS"!!






Define, Biology & sociology? If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbour Den it is called Sociology






"ATTITUDE REDEFINED"... I m not somebody special.. . . . . . . . . . I'm just one of GOD's "limited editions"!!!






6 funniest contradictory words: 
1-Clearly misunderstood 
2-Exact estimate 
3-Small crowd 
4-Found missing 
5-Fully empty 
6-Happily married!!






Innocent line by a True Lover: Girl: Why do u alwys follow me around? Boy: Well.. Bcz wen I ws a kid my mom told me 2 follow my dreams!!






C.A.T Exam best question: Spell d word"COW"in 13 letters. Topperz couldnt, Answer but back bench Boy.. "SEE O DOUBLEYOU" Think different.






An Illiterate Father with his educated son went on a camping trip, they setup their tent & fell asleep. Sum hours later, Father wakes his Son & asks: Look up to d sky & tell me wat u see? Son: I see milions of stars. Father: & wat does that tell u? Son: Astronomicaly, it tells that there r milions of galaxies & planets.. Father remains silent for moment then says: Idiot, sum1 has stolen our tent! MORAL: Education ruins your common sense






In xam hall boy asked girl Tell me the starting term fr dis answer I cn den manage on my own. After lot of hesitation n lukin around silently she said THE...!






"If the first button in a shirt is put wrong ,then every button will b wrong." Great Lines said by . . . . . Tailor Sasi....






Any Time Any Problem Any Help Just 1 Missed Call I will "SWITCH OFF my Mobile"






A Famous Writer Said: "Love is Like A Long Sweet Dream" & "Marriage is An Alarm Clock..." So Enjoy Sweet Dreams Until Ur Alarm Wakes U Up!






Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast and bcome parents. Think different Do different:






Q-what's the definition of women? Ans- someone who talks for hours while standing at the door but won't sit because of lack of time !!






World end estimated to be by 2086. This is not just any other story. This was calculated by eminent scientists acros the world who hav sacrificed their lives for analysin the Gamma &Alpha rays of Sun. They say it wil afect the sun beam upon Kerala and every lime stone corners wil get melted 2 the ocean, which wil result in the formation of a new place. They also said, only wayanad would be unaffected bcos of the atmospheric pressure. This estimation s done by a group of 16 scientists and that team is led by, Tintumon, LKG (FAILED). n thanks 4 reading






Old Concpt:- "Do r Die" 
New Concpt: "Do B4 u die" 
Latest Concpt: "Don't Die Until u Do" 
Our Concept: "Wat 2 Do?" y 2 die? 
live lazy go crazy!






Never hold ur farts inside. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain & dat's where u get SHITTY ideas from! So Blast to GLORY.Loudly n Proudly!






Read step by step 
1-I need 2 tel u sumthng..now read no.5 
2-R u in a rush? read 8 
3-R u curious? read 9 
4-Luk its following u.read 15 
5-I havnt got d guts.just read 17 
6-I wud lik 2 tel u bt u shud read 16 
7-I'll tel u.bt 1st read 2 
8-Its vry simple.jus read 4 
9-Dnt get nrvous.its simpl.jus read 18 
10-Nt yet.bt read 19 
11-R u gettin tired?relax.jus read 13 
12-Lik i was sayin.read 3 
13-Ur nearly der.read 14 
14-Ur scroll button is working perfectly! If u Still doubt it, read 1. 
15-ur getng nervous juz read 6 
16-u stil didnt gt it juz read 12 
17-oh! m embarresed read 7 
18-i dnt knw ull understand or no juz read 10 
19-ok nw read 11 slowly






1st day of skul..boy sees a grl sitin rite nxt 2 hm & rites in a paper.."I love u, do u?"& passes d paper 2 hr.. she replies.."no" He din't gave up he rubbed hr ansr & pasd it 2 another grl & she replied"yes" 
Moral of the story: . . Definitely not what u thnkng.. Itz..... 'Save earth.. Recycle paper!






Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid:-P, ur own heart!!!!!






A cute girl 2 d boy in a Sweets Shop: Wil u marry me whn I grw up? Boy smild & said YES Chinnu : Thn can u giv ur Future wife a free Chocolate.






Be careful wen sum1 tels u that he/she luvs u from the bottom of their heart coz this also means that there's stil enuf space for another one on top!!!






A heart touchng story A 19yr old boy went 2 beer shop and askd how much a KINGFISHER BEER costs?
Waiter said rs 75,the boy startd countng hw much he had in his purse.then he askd hw much a KALYANI BEER cost? 
Waiter got iritated and said:RS72, the boy had KALYANI BEER. he paid bill n left. 
Wen the waitr came to pik d empty bottle,he was shoked. . The boy had left 75rs and 3rs as a tip 4 him!!






Whats the Difference between People who Pray in the TEMPLE & people who Pray in the Exam Hall?? 
Those in the Exam Hall are Damn Serious!!!! 






Amazing(GK) information: The letters A, B, C and D, do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99. The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED. 'A' appears 1st time in THOUSAND. 'B' appears 1st time in BILLION. 'C' appears 1st time in CRORE. Interesting!












A School Held Contest For Kids The Theme Was " The most cute Thing Dad Did For Me" Award Winning Sweet Answer is "He Married My Mom"






GOD:- I cant b evrywere, So i created MOTHER! DEVIL:- I too cant b evrywere, So i created GIRLS! BOYS:- Dont worry, v wil change the girls into Mother!






Once Einstein was readin in class. A scorpion bit his toe..But still he continued readin wit concentration. Wen d teacher asked him, he said tat d scorpion bit on his toe, not on his mind, so he didn't lose concentration. Dear frnds, dis is wat v cal . . "OVER SHOW"






Woman complaining to Dentist: " I wud rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" 
Dentist: "Decide, so i can adjust the chair accordingly!!