Nice Quotes Vol 5 ~ (25 SMS)

U wil smile wit tears in eyes & pain in heart,

when ur loved one asks u "sorry" after hurting so much.

That's a wonderfull feeling...!

Don't be late 4 anything in life.

B'COZ we never know what are we going 2 miss.

BUT whole of our life we may have 2 worry thinking why we MISS it

The person who likes u a lot will always do two things extremely for you...

Silently caring & openly hurting to make u perfect...

Life is not a problem to be solved,but a gift to be enjoyed.Make everyday your best day.

Give ur absence to ur loved 1s to make them miss u so much...

But don't make it as a habit, Beca they'll learn to live without you, keep in mind..

The hardest moment in life is not when U lose somthing&tears come out of ur eyes.

It is when U know ur losing something& U r forced 2 smile.

Cheat and love But dont love and cheat...

Think and love But dont love and think..

Break the heart and love But dont luv& den break d heart.

There is only 1 difference b/w dream & aim. dream requires effortless sleep, where as aim requires sleepless effort, sleep 4 dreams and wake up 4 aims.

"All Beautiful things start from the Heart.

All Bad things start frm the mind.."

Never let the mind rule ur Heart.

Let the heart rule ur mind...

Silent lips may avoid many prblms ....bt smilin lips may slve many prblms.....so alwys hav a smle on ur face in th beautifl jorney cald life....

Wat r the secrets of success?

I found the answer in my room .

The fan said: BE COOL

The roof said: AIM HIGH,

The window said: SEE THE WORLD,

The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS,

Mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE YOU ACT,

Calendar said: BE UP TO DATE,

Door said: PUSH HARD FOR YOUR GOALS

Be a baby at heart, Coz the baby does not worry about past as well as it doesn't care about future..

But it enjoys every second & always keeps smiling.

Only 2 persons !n d earth vl xtremely happy..

1 who gets everyth!ng !n love & 1 who doesn't know what !s love!

Confidence never comes if we have

all the answers, but it comes when we are ready for all the questions!

Be bold to face the world.

Try 2 b alone sumtym..

It maks u realiz wher u stand in lyf n wat u r 2 others.

It wil strengthen u 2 face lonelines,the most beautiful pain in lyf.......

Whenever you love someone its like reaching the stars. You know you can't reach it. But you keep trying, because may be one day that star might fall for you.

"A Honey bee visits 4million flowers to collect 1gram of honey.!

So our workload is nothing compared to them.!

Keep working to achive ur goal..."

 "Never explain urself to anyone....

because

The person who likes u doesnt need it....

And

The person who dislikes u wont believe it....

SILENT LIPS may AVOID many PROBLEMS . But SMILING LIPS may SOLVE many PROBLEMS . So always have a SMILE on ur FACE in the BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY called ' LIFE ' .

"Truly affectionate people never go out from our life easily.If it happens they will comeback at right time without expectation"

3 nice thoughts:

"Kill the tension before tension kills you".

"Reach your goal before goal kicks you"

"Live LIFE before LIFE leaves you"

"Entire water in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside"

All the pressures of life can never hurt you, unless you let it in.

Sum relations r Lik Tom & Jerry. They tease Each Othr, knock down Each Other, irritate Each Other bt cant live without Each Other!! Never Miss such people in life.

Funny Vol 3 ~ (25 SMS)

Japanese proverb:

If 1can do it,

u too can do it.

If none can do it,

u must do it

Indian:

If 1can do it,

let him do it.

If none can do it,

leave it

 

A girl was standing in d bus stop..she had coverd hr face wit a shawl.

An Uncle standing der said- lajjavathiye ninda kallakadakannil..

Girl lukd at him nd movd away. Uncl came mor closr nd sung-

hum tum ek kamre me band ho..

Girl removd d shawl n said: "achaa idu njaana "

Real Fact:

" Even though guys buy 220cc pulsar or 350cc royal enfields,,,

it is used only to follow a 80cc scooty pep ... !!!

A sad luv stry: 'CHIRAKODINJA KINAVUKAL' Oru virakuvettukaranundayirunnu, ayalk sundariyaya makalum, sumathi.virakvetkaranu thante makale oru dctre kond vivaham kazhipikanayirunu agraham,ennal sumathi thante gramathile oru btec stdnt mayi pranayathilayirunnu,vrkvtkrn ith ethirthu.btec stdnt mdcl entrns ezhuthunnu bt admsn kitunnila. Apolanu avanu lotery(supli) adikunnath.avan supli kond oru kotaram vekunnu.sumatiyude kalyanam oru dctrmayi urapichu bt btc stdnt n supli, avide thaliket nadakumbol ivide suppli,suppli... thaliket...thaliket..spli,avasanam xam ezhuthikondiruna pen nenjil kuthiyiraki avan athmahathyak sramikunu,bt btec stdnt marichilla sumathi odi... hospitl...auditorium..adtrium.. hsptl...angine hosptl l vach avar onnikukayanu suhruthukalae..onikukayanu. END

 d best break-up letter eva!

.

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan received a letter 4m his gf.

It read as follows:

.

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship..The distance b/w us is just too great..I'm sorry..Please return the picture of me that I sent to you..

Love, Becky.

.

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers 4 any pictures they could spare of their gfs, sis or x-gf..

.

In addition 2 d picture of Becky, Ricky included al d other pictures of d pretty gals he had collected from his buddies..There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

.

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite, remember who the hell you are..

Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me..

Take Care,

Ricky

.

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

~ 

 

......thats d photo of anaconda,taken frm vry far distance...

Scary na!

Huuuuu.... 

Dearfrnds,

The End of World which is scheduld for 2012 has been postpnd to 2025 due 2some technical prblm.

So study well 2

get a job. 

Nilaavulla

thanutha

rathriyil,

Kaamukanum

Kaamukiyum

Car'il

yaathra

cheyyuka

aayirunnu.

Oru

vijanamaaya

Sthalathu

avan

Car

nirthi.

Avalude

Kannilekku

thanney

nokki.

Avalude

Arikilekku

Chernnu

Irunnu.

Chuttum

Nokki,

aarum

Illennu

urappu

Varuthi,

ennittu

Avalude

mudiyil

Pathukke Thalodikkondu

Cheviyil

Mandrichu.

"Petrolilla,

Ini ippo enthu cheyyum nammal.."

Money may cum & go., Luv may cum & go.. Relations may cum & go, But, In dis age, If teeth goes, it wont cum back. So msg me regularly.

--INVITATION--

Mr&Mrs

Sambar&Chatni

Invites You To The Wedding Of Their GrandSon

Masala Dosa

S/o.SadaDosa With

Uzhunnu Vada

D/o.ParippuVada

On 31-April-2110 Pazhampori Hall

Samosa Building

(Opp. Noodles Theatre)

Chappathi Road

Omplate Nagar

Chicken-65

Daaa... One happy news 4 u. Enikku bangloril construction companiyil job kitty.Salary 15000/-but join cheyunnathinu munpu,

Amma enne UNARTHY....

STUNNING FACT:

V al spend so much money 4 buyin Cloths. Bt d best moments of life r enjoyed without cloths.!

No Crooked thoughts.!

It's Childhood.!

A new born baby slowly opens its tiny eyes and asks d nurse,

Current undo...?

Nurse:No.

Baby: Oh! Shit!! Veendum keralathilano janichathu...?

*JAI KSEB*

Eppo nokiyalum gud mrng,

gd eve,

gd nit,

Allenkil i like ur friendship,miss u ennu pala reethiyil ayackunathu..

Illenkil vere oru mahante kavitha, dialogues ithokke frwds..

Pinne kure SARDARJI, TINTUMON perilulla chalikal..

pinne ee msg 20 peruku ayachillel daivam pani tharum ennu vittu pedippikunathu..

Ellavarkum ithu thanne pani !

Arum nanavumenu thonunilla..

.

.

Sheri, vere onnum illa..

njan

oru gudn8..

paryan vendi msg ayachatha..!

'Rosa' pookal kondu thudangi

'Chemparathi' poovil avasanikunna onnanu ..............?

''PRANAYAM'' "(LOVE)"

GIRL's LOVE

1st time:

hai

2nd time:

how r u?

3rd time:

Njan oru karyam paranjal deshyappedumo..

4th time:

I love u

5th time:

oru nimisham koode ninne pirinjirikan vayyeda.

6th time:

Sorry da 2 days ninne kanan pattiyilleda

7th time:

I'm really sorry ente kalyanam nischayichu.. bye

8th time :

aara manassilayilla

9th time:

ok u r my past lover so i 'll keep ur name 2 my next child

10th time:

mamanu tata kodukk mone.ta ta...

Ürängümbol Kothükü kädikkääthirikkään enthü cheyyänäm?

Simple!

Kothükü ürängiyäthinü Seshäm ürängänäm.

Try it & enjoy ür sleeping.

Who are BOYS?

Boys are the one, whom eveN after goiNg to hell say.

"Dude, Look at Yamraj's daughter!!!

Frnd1: unga veetla yepavum sirippu satham kekudhe yepdi?

Frnd2 :en wife paathiratha thooki adippa, en mela patta ava sirippa, padalaina nan siripen.....

Enthu Patty ?"ippo pazhaya aale alla"

orupadu maripoyi....Njan arinju ippol

kulikkunnu, pallu thekkunnu

Ente DAIVAME kaalam poya pokke..

Home,

Hotel,

Road,

Park,

Bus Stand,

Railway Track,

Steps,

Teras,

Bar,

Club,

Lodge,

Street,

footpath,

Evide urangiyalum

GOOD NIGHT.. 

Onc a persn ws smkin @ an airprt

A gntlman arivs & askd him If u wud 'v collctd d money instead f smokin, d plane vch s infrnt f u, wud 'v been urs

Smkr: Is tat plane urs?

Gentlman: No..!!!

Smokr: Tanks 4 ur advice but, dat plane s mine.

Smoker was

- VIJAY MALLYA -

Moral: Aalariyathe choriyan povaruth

The first time in India, we are introducing a "3D" messagein urmobile....

" D D D".

arodum parayanda

Girls dont like 2 study much...

Why?

Bcoz

They know that in any corner of the world atleast one sweet idiot is studying for them & for their future...

Manasil ne undu,

Akashathilum,

Vayuvilum,

kattilum,

bhoomiyilum ne undu.

Dettol company parayunnathu

neranu.

"KEEDANU" ellayidathum undu.

Nice Quotes Vol 4 ~ (25 SMS)

Wondrful lines:

If u r Beautiful, That's A Gift frm ur

Parents..

If U Make ur Life Beautiful,

Tht's A Gift 4 ur Parents....!

This is worth reading .. QUOTES:

He has the right to criticise who has a heart to help. -Lincoln

Fact Of Life- "We always keep more love on the things which we are going to miss soon", But we fail to love things which are always with uS.

"Not all fingers are same in length, but when they were bent they stand equal in length. Likewise life becomes easy when v bent and adjust certain situations."

'BYE "is a little word,that causes so much pain for the person who love u lot and mis u lot.. so never say "bye" always say "Meet you again"..

Fact:

"More often we fall in love with a person, we can never live with

& sometimes the 1 we truly Luv remains either a frnd or a stranger...

 2 thoughts to b remembrd always

1. Live life to express;not to imprss.

2.Dont strive to make ur presence noticed,

Just make ur absence felt.

"Nvr b sad for missing whatever u expected!But,be happy for dat! Becoz,destiny has planned 2give another one,better than you expectd"...

VALUE OF GALS:-)

Y Guys Like Girls?

Girls always smell good, even if it's just shampoo.

D way dey sleep on our sholdrs

D ease wid wich dey fit in2 our arms.

D way dey kiss us n evrythng in d wrld seems rite.

Sumhw dey r alwys warm, evn wen its-30 degrees outside.

D way dey say 'I miss u'

D way dey fall in2 our arms wen dey cry.

D way der tears mke us wnt 2 chnge d wrld so dat it wnt hurt dem.

Coz 1ce dey cm in2 our life,watevr dey r 2 d wrld, dey become evrythng 2 us.. :-)

Frwd it to all boyz so dat they can realise d value f grls n to all grlz to bring a smile on their face :-):-)

Change does not happen when circumstances improve..

Change happens when we DECIDE to improve our circumstances... 

The people whom v like very much God always keep them away from us so dat v mis them every moment and think about them every second 

A girl is like a bird..

God's most prettiest creation in the world..

The childhood of girls is their golden age.

After that,the world keeps them into a beautiful cage..

This innocent creature looks like a fairy,

Who loses her feather when she marry..

She leads all her life in serving others.

She also has a heart,

But not bothers...

A dress of happiness & pleasure she wears.

But in every corner,

u find a girl shedding tears..

Moral:

Always give girls the due respect that they deserve.

Sömetime$

Hurt is needed to make u Grow, Failures needed to make u Know, Loss is needed to make u gain..

Bcoz sum lesons r best whn learnt thru pain...

 Teeth said to Tongue: "If i just press u little, u'll get cut." Tongue replied:"If i misuse one word against someone, then your 32 will come out"....

Some people think BLACK colour as sentimentaly Bad.

Bt they dont realise that, "Every Black Board makes the Students Bright" -Dr.A.P.J.Kalam 

 Pure heart is the greatest temple in the world.

Don't believe the smiling face,

but believe the smiling heart,

they are very rare in this world.. 

 Love is so strange! Sometimes it bcomes reason to live life & Sometimes it bcomes reason to leave life.

Excellent +ve statement:

"Im not totally useless,

I can stil b used as an example of uselessness!"

Dats attitude!

A Deaf child : "For all of you i am a deaf.. But for me all of u r dumb ..." life differs in each perspective..... Enjoy the life .

A famous poet says...."One can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but, can't cross his life without wetting his eyes.."

Thats LIFE..



TROUBLE is a PART of LIFE . And if U dont share it, U dont give the person who loves u a chance to love u enough.

A winning horse does not know what is WIN.?

It only runs bcoz of pain given by his rider

So.,wenever u r in pain,Think that God wants u to Win...

"Each and every relations a human makes on this earth...

...is UNIQUE!!

Fools are those... Who compares one relationship with another and says, "it should not be like this... Coz that is not like this..!!!"

 Døñt expect åñytiñg iñ life,

expectåtiøñs hürt a løt.

Wheñ yøü døñt expect,

every mømeñt is å sürprise &

every sürprise briñgs Håppiñess.

Each heart has pain...! Only d way of expression is different...! Some hide it in their eyes...! While others hide it in their smiles...!  

"All our dreams cannot be translated into reality..

But they can act as a foundation stone for a glorious future.."

Funny Vol 2 ~ (25 SMS)

1st day our frndship was like a WELL

2nd day it was like a RIVER

3rd day a SEA

4th day an OCEAN&

Nw, its like a

TSUNAMI

"Enne Rakshikkanee"

Smile please :)

2day is MMS day:

MMS means

"MAKE MONKEYS SMILE.

I did my job!

Now u shud send it2 all ur

MONKEY frnds.

n make dem smile

 A GIRL loved a BOY sincerely.. For 3 years.

For more JOKES, sms JOKES to 56565. Rs.3/sms. Conditions apply.

 Ethra naalayi njan nokkunnu..entha varathathu? pala thavana njan vilichitum nee vannilla, Nale koodi njan nokum, iniyum vannillel thenga idan vere aale vilikum!

Oruthane snehhchu mattoruthane kalyanam kazhichu veroruthante kunjine prasavich avane divorce cheith matoruthante opam gvch veroruthane prenaych poya oru pavam sthreeyude hridayardramaya kadha.. Ningalkai udan asianetil..

'PATHIVRITHA' :-)

HEY Loosu! Arivu irukka? Kurangu madhiri Mulikkure! sms Pannamattiya? Thandam! ippadi unnai yaravadhu thittina enkitte sollu. Naan parthukiren....

Why Love Marriage is better than Arranged???

B'coz "A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost'.....

Ques: Lokathu ettavum adhikam apakadathil petta couples ?

Ariyilla?

Mosham

Ans: Kuttoosanum Daakiniyum.

Velluvilikkan njangalundu,

Njangale vellan arundu..?

-BRAZIL

Velluvilikkunnadu kollam,

pakshe tholkan vendiyavarudu

-ARGENTINA.

Njangale tholpikkan kazhiyilla.

-ENGLAND.

Njangalude munnil pedathirikkan sookshicholu

-GERMANI.

Cup njangallku thanne

-PORTUGAL

Cup njangal nilanirthum

-ITALI.

Ithu njangalude Worldcup

-SPAIN.

Attimarikal pratheekshikkam

-IVARICOST

Cup swapnam kandolu pakshe athu njangalkullathanu

-FRANCE

Njangal Karutha kuthirakal

-GHANA.

Njangaleyum kalikkaan koottumoo.?

-INDIA

Few things Indian movies taught us..

1. At least one of d identical twins is born evil !!

2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, You'll always choose the right one !!

3. Wen u turn out the light to go to bed, everythin in ur room will still be clearly visible,just slightly bluish !!

4. A man will show no pain while takin the most ferocious beatin, but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds !!

5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from duty !

6. If u decide to start dancin in the street, everyone u meet wil know all the steps !

Vellamadi Dialogues

1. Aliyaaa

2. Eda, njan fit alla

3. Bike njan odikam

4. Njan kudichitu parayuvannu vicharikaruthu

5. Nee para aliya, ninaku njan enthum tharum

6. Eniku ipo avale vilikanam

7. Ini ennada nammal ingane koodune...?

and Finally.

8. Nasham, innu muthal vellamadi nirthi..

Today is SORRY DAY.

If ever I was angry with u,

if ever I misbehaved,

dnt hesitate

JUST SLAP URSELF.

It must b ur mistake, basicaly im a Gentleman...!

 Cool Fundamentals of Life:

1) Money is not everything. There's mastercard & Visa.

2) One should love animals. They are tasty too.

3) Save water, Drink vodka.

4) Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick ppls.

5) books are holy. So don't touch them.

6) don't shout in class n disturb those who r asleep.

Bush, Manmohan, Sonia & Aishwarya in train.

Train goes thru a tunnel & it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound & then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel.

Aishwarya, Sonia & Manmohan r looking each other surprisingly. Bush is holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic & no one says anything.. Sonia thought: "These americans r all crazy about Aish. Bush must've tried 2 kiss her".. Aish thought: " Bush must've tried 2 kiss me but kissed Sonia instead & got slapped"..

Bush thought: "Damn it. Manmohan must've tried 2 kiss Aish. She thought its me & slapped me".. Then what'll be Manmohan thinking?..

Njanipol PoliceStationil anu..

Soundarryam kooduthal ayi Ennanu case.

Kanan"Glamour" illatha arenkilum jamyam ninnale enne vidu,.

pettannu vaada

Prove

1Re=1Ps

Engineer's solution:

1rupee=10paise¤10paise

=0.1rup¤0.1rup

=0.01rup

=1paise

FIND ANY MISTAKE IF U CAN

 What is d connection between coffe shop&beverage shop?

Most of d love stories start in coffee shops and end in beverage shops

Nice Quotes Vol 3 ~ (25 SMS)

"Milions of ppl writ luv lettrs evryday, bt evry1 sends their 1st 1 to me. Imagine hw beautiful I'm."

Said by- A DUST BIN

If Evn a dustbin can thnk +ve. Y CAN'T WE??

To kill an enemy

you require a

sword or a gun...!

But to kill a loved one just being silent

is enough...!

Never try to do that...!

Why is Car's Front Glass So Large &The Real View Mirror Small?

BCoz

Future is More Important Than Past.

Look Ahead Wth Bigger View &Move On.

Greatest suggestion for love:

Don't love the one who is beautiful 4 the world,

But Love the one who makes ur world beautiful!

 We have only two

options in life.

1st - ACCEPT .

2nd - CHANGE .

-Try to accept what we can't change .

-Try to Change what we can't accept.. 

 Dark is not Opposite of Light..

It is just the Absence of Light..

Likeways,

A Problem is the Absence of an Idea,

Not Absence of a Solution..

When it rains,all birds fly 4 sheltr, bt eagle avoids rain by flying above clouds.

Problems r common 2 all,bt d attitude makes diference. 

 This msg may be long but the meaning is MASS:

Once, an old man was sitin on a bench of a garden wit his 21yrs old son, der was a tree besid d bench. Old man saw a bird sitin on d tree. He askd d son, wht s dis?

Son replied, its a crow. D old man again askd wht s dis? Son said, I already told u tht its a crow. D old man again askd wht s dis? Son angrily sad, r u deaf or mad, papa? How many times to tell u its a crow. Can't u understnd? Oldman, patiently replied, my dear son, wen u wer 5yrs old, u askd me 174 times, d same ques tht wht s dis. I replid everytime wit a kiss, tht is a crow! now,

I askd u 3 times, nd u wer iritated. Its d diff b/w d luv of parens nd luv frm d children! So pleas do ur duty wen ur parens r dependent on u..

Don't hurt them.

Luv ur parents..

No one in d world has d ability to stop their tears when their loved one's says

"Don't leave me, I need u"

OR

"Leave me,I don't need you"

 The Super most example of love in My life. 'When apples were 4 N we were 5, then my mother said, 'I dont like Apples.'

Everyone is good to us untill , we expect nothing from them..... And we are too good for them untill we fulfill their expectations...

Memories behave in a crazy way...

They leave you alone when you are in a crowd,

But when you are alone

they stand around you like a crowd..

Be in touch.. 

Its difficult to wait for someone

Its difficult to forget someone

But d most difficult thing is to decide 'whether to wait or to forget someone!!'

Diff betwn 1st & 2nd LOVE.....,

U giv ur whole heart to 1st Love & they break it....!

But U giv ur broken heart to 2nd Love & they make it...!!!

 What is LOVE ?

Luv is wen mom comes 2 us at night & say

" I love you, Beta"

Luv is wen we come bacK 4m work & papa says

"Beta, late hone wala tha to call kar deta?"

Luv is wen BhabhI says,

"Oye hero, ladki-wadki patai ke nahi?"

Luv is wen sister says,

"Meri shadi ke baad mujse jhagda kaun kaRega?"

Luv is wen we r moodless & brother says,

"Chal kahi ghumne jAte hai"

Luv is wen bst frnds call & say,

"KamiNe! tere bina dil nahi lagta"

That's love. .

DONT MISS IT

Luv iS NoT onLY Having GRLFRND or BOYFRND....

"Life never turns the way v want.Bt v live it the best way v can.There is no perfect life,bt v can fill it with perfect moments"

Do u know, y 'Tears' r sometimes more special than 'Smiles'?

Smiles can be given 2 anyone. But, Tears r shed only for people we never want to lose.

"Evrything in life has a beautiful ending. If its not beautiful...

then believe its not the end, its just the beginning of something more beautiful."

"People Look For Perfect Person To Love, But they Fail To Realise That a Person becomes Perfect when we begin to Love them ..."

"A relationship doesnt shine by just shaking hands in best time.

But it blossoms by holding hands firmly in critical situations"...

 V live in a Nation...!!

Wer Pizza reachs hom faster dan Ambulance & Police...

Wer U gt Car Loan @ 5% bt Edu Loan @12%..

Wer Rice is Rs.40, bt Sim card is free..........foot wears tht v wear r sold in AC showrooms bt vegetables that v eat r sold on footpath..... Wer v make lemon juice with artificial flavours and dish wash with pure lemon.

"INCREDIBLE INDIA"

Think...

While U were learning 2 speak mothr undrstud evrythng U tried 2 say.......

2dy V say a lot nd claim:

''Mom..U dnt undrstnd"

How life changes.... 

A very impressive saying :

'if the loser keeps his smile, then the winner will lose the thrill of victory'. Attitude matters a lot...! Keep smiling...!

Respct the emotions in sum1's heart, rather than the expressions on sum1's face.. BCoz exprssion is just the formality, but emotions are the reality..!

"Twice i did gud, but dat i heard never"

"Once i did bad and dat i heard ever"

thats truth and dats life