Saturday, November 20, 2010

Nice Quotes Vol 15 ~ (50SMS)

If sumone asks me whom you want to be with for your entire life. I would simply say "sum one who can understand that i m not perfect.."


Most Inspirational Sentence:
"A Ship is Alwayz Safe at the Shore But it Was Not Built For That."
-Albert Einstein.
"Be Bold to Take Risk"


When u truely care for someone,
their mistakes never change our feelings coz its the mind tht gets angry,
bt d heart still loves them..


 The Most Touchin Lines Ever Said By A Person Who Has Been Hurted A Lot
"They All Fooled Me Always Bcoz i Loved Them Much More Than Myself


Why do we close our Eyes-
When we Pray,
When we Cry,
When we Dream?.
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL things in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart 


"Our lives improve only when we take risk and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves."


When U share urself with others,Life begins 2 find its meaning...
Bt the time u touch
d heart of others is the moment u truely start living



When nails are growing, we cut our nails, not fingers.
When ego starts rising, we should cut ego, not relations.,
"LIFE IS SHORT LIVE IT UP"



Commitment doesn't mean sticking to a person
wn u don't hv any option,
it means keepin a relation wit some1
even though u hve lots of options....



REMOVING RISK IS REMOVING POTENTIAL FOR A BIG WIN; ANSWER LIES NOT IN REMOVING RISK BUT MANAGING RISK???.



"Evryone is gud 2 you,till u expect nthing from them."
And
"U r too gud to them only till u fulfill their expectations."
TRUTH OF LIFE..



Respect Emotions In Heart Rather Than
Expressions On Their Face,
Bcos Expression Is Just Formality but
Emotions Are Reality..!



Luv is not wen u find someone who has all u evr dreamd of..Bt its wen d person has nothin u wnted bt u still wnna compromise everythin 4 dat spcl person....



All d people in d world say that FRNDSHIP is greater than
L O V E..
but nobody knows that
"frndship means loving someone.."



EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes



A Nice German Proverb:
"There is no use of running fast...
when U are on the Wrong road..."
So,
First choose the Correct way in Ur Life..



What makes some people dearest? It's not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them ....... But it's pain you feel when you miss them



Alwys welcome ur problms!
coz problms gives U dual advice!
One U can knw how 2 solve dt othr how 2 avoid it in future!



Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear Heart..Bcos Everyone's Heart has some beautiful Scratches Scribbled by their Dear ones.! 



Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?
Is it the wind that blew it away?
Or the tree that let it go..
Or Is it the leaf who grew tired holding on..?
Life unfolds alot of misunderstandings everyday..
Its upto us to solve it or live with it..!!



U Have only2 options in life:
1st- ACCEPT
2nd- CHANGE
Try to accept wat U can''t change.
Try to Change wat U can''t accept..



Be true 2 urself & b les concerned with wt others think of u
Don't accept their definition of u
But grow in2 a self definition of ur own.
Thats attitude



Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the PAIN.....!



If the path is beautiful, ask where it leads to. But if the destination is beautiful don't ask how is the path. Keep walking in that path



Don't work too hard to give yourself the best of everything, instead make a greater effort to give God the best of yourself.



Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by ourslf....
but HARD 2 digest when gifted by other...



Truth of life:-
Its Very Easy to HURT some one and then say SORRY.....
But
Its really very Difficult to get HURT and say I AM FINE....



Friends r like injections. They may sometime give u pain
but the intention is always to cure ur problem...



"Life Somtimes bcums so selfish tat it wants everythin..
& while trying 4 evrythin v miss smething tat s worth dan everything...."



"If u miss anything in life, dont fill ur eyes with tears. It may hide yet another beautiful thing standing infront of u.."



U knw Y pPl saY daT "i cAnt sleep WhN i m in LuV...?"
Coz.....
4 d 1st Tym in lifE hE/She wil finD somthng reaLly more beAUtiful tHan hiS/hR drEAMs...



"There is no limit for your aspirations and dreams.
If someone says something is not
possible,
it is their limitation and not yours."



The realiTY of liFe iS beTter tHan a dREam cOUld bE..!!
I wOnder hOw peoPLe finD timE tO haTe soMe1, When lifE is Too sHOrt To LoVe.....
CraZy, RIgHt...?



Respect the emotions in sumone's heart, than the expressions on someone's face. Because, expressions are just for formality, but emotions are the reality



By being frank in life,
You may get lot of enemies..
But Surely Not Fake friends..



 Deep Emotions Come Out from the Heart, But THE Deepest Emotions Come Out From THE Eyes As TEARS. But we Should Show It Only For Those Who Worth It..



Sumtimes hurtng is needed 2 make u grow,failure is needed 2 make u knw,loss is needed 2mke u gain, bcz sum lessns r best learnt thru pain.



"Separation"
Is A Wound
That
No One Can "Heal"
But
"Rememberance"
Is A Gift
That
No One Can "Steal"
Keep Your Memories Intact..



Ur dream wil not die,Ur plans will not fail,Ur destiny wil not b aborted
d desire of ur heart will be granted "Only"If u BELIVE in URSELF.



A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing, Bcoz life Is 10% How You Make It; And 90% How U Take It.!



A HURTED Heart Is Like Small Baby Which Can Only CRY But Can't Express Its Feelings.
So Dont Hurt Anybody In Life
WHO LOVES U A LOT.. 



People say we are crazy when we smile alone with no reason!
But dey never know that its the real smile with sweetest reason with someone in thoughts!!



Showng ur luv on othrs,u dnt lose anythng,showng ur anger on othrs u nvr win anythng,so b lovble to al..



True Guidance Is Like a Small Lamp In a Dark Forest.
It Doesn't Show Everything at Once,
But Gives Enough Light
For The Next Step To Be Safe ! 



Fantastic Luv Story:
Its jst awesome!!!
An Old farmer lived on his farm...One day he wrote to his innocent son in jail "Son,tis year i wont be able to plant potatoes becoz i am too old to dig the ground..i know if u were here u wud hv helped me"
Son replied,"U idiot! r u mad?Dont dig d ground..Tats wer i buried al d guns"
Policeman:0ho. .
The next day itself d ground was dug by policemen looking for guns bt nothing was found.
Sun wrote again."plant your potatoes now dad.This is the best i could do from here..I love you":-)
it is not compulsory tat every love story shud b between boy and girl.



Life doesnt give u d people u want.. Instead it gives u d one u need-2teach u,2hurt u,2love u & 2make u exactly d way u shuld b d best...!



"Everyone shows lots of love and care in the beginning of any relation but, none is maintained till the end."
STRANGE BUT TRUE 




"Relationship Is Not a Business. .
Where U Give . .
When U Get . .
It Is a Beautiful Feeling Where U Like 2 Give Evrything Even If"
"U Dont Get Anything"



For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else. It is about your outlook towards life. You can either regret or rejoice



Must read:
Have you tried
Saying you are Ok but you are not?
Pretending to understand but you don't?
Acting like you are busy but in reality you are lonely?
Convincing people that you just want to be friends but what you really want is more than friend?
When you know that he/she has somebody else & you pretend that it doesn't hurt but it really hurts bad inside?
When you say you have moved on, but the truth is you are just still waiting?
When you say you are over with him/her, but you know you still love him/her?
When you say you can't relate with this msg, but you really do?
Thats LIFE. . .















Saturday, November 6, 2010

Nice Quotes Vol 14 ~ (50 SMS)

Reality of Life:- When u need Advice
Everybody is ready to Help u
But when u Need Help Everybody Gives u Only
Advice ITS TRUE


 "Short but sweet":
Dont love the person who Enjoys with u.....
Love the person who "Suffers" without u...!!!

 
 CUTE FACT:
We fight & scold d one whom we love alot
&
More interestingly we dont let others to do the same to that person....


Make ur anger so expnsive dat no 1 can aford it
& make ur hapines so cheap dat every1 gets it 4 free 4m u...So keep smiling



Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep



Two sweet things for life:-
1. Be a child to who loves you..!
2. Be a mother to whom you love.!
Life is something great...!



Life will be pleasant, if we are satisfied with what we have. But will be more thrillng if we make efforts to achieve what we desire.!



Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome



Don't mis a chance to express your affection... Bcoz, HEARTS are broken wen words are unspoken...



A BIT LENGTHY MSG BUT A NICE ONE
Being single is always fun,no worries,no misery,no pain,bt wat if we hv worries,pain,and misery.... U'd feel lyk havin sum1 who'd giv der shouldr 4 u 2 cry...Sum1 hu luks at u nd says 'u luk beautiful 2day'...Sum1 2 hold ur hands insyd theirs nd say '.'i'm here wid u always''...Sum1 hu hugs u tightly nd say ''miss u...take care''.... Nd sum1 hu brushes ur lips gently nd say '' i luv u '' nd dat some one is d one who luvs u a lot..Thn y do ppl say bein single is fun..?? Its simple... A diplomatic reason for nt havin fallen in luv wid any1.. So fall in luv n njoy lyf... 



" Throw your PAST into dustbin.....Keep your PRESENT on the working table.....Display your FUTURE on the notice board......
Enjoy Living Every moment. . . "



Those who make U Smile. Thank Them..
Those who make U Cry, Tolerate Them..
But Those who make U Smile when Tears R in UR Eyes, Trust Them & lov them..!!



"U can see many lips which smiles 4 u, but its difficult to get eyes which cries only 4 u.
Ever u miss that lips, but never miss that eyes."



I want to go bak to d time wen "Innocence" was "Natural", wen "Getin high" meant "On a swing", wen "Drinkin" meant "Rasna Orange", wen "Dad" was d only "Hero", wen "Love" was "Mom's hug", wen "Dad's shoulder" was "The highest place on earth", wen ur "Worst enemies" wer "Ur siblings", wen d only thing dat cud "Hurt" wer " Bleeding knees", wen d only things "Broken" wer "Toys", and wen "Goodbyes" only meant "Till tomorrow"! Life has changd a lot..!




"Dont try in the motive of getting success, Try in the motive of avoiding failure.Then the world will be in your hands..."



CUTE LOVE QOUTE: "She saw my face,but 4get to look into my heart"
"I looked into her heart so i couldn't 4get her face"



DARKNESS is not the opposite of light. It's just d absence of light. Like wise, A problem is d absence of an idea, Not d absence of A SOLUTION...



2 frnds siting on hil top:-u and i..
u:-if i say u 2 jump down,will u do it?
I-:yes i wil.
U:-why?
I:-bcoz i knw u will catch my hand n pul me up.
U:-if i don't then?
I:-then i'l die wid d belief dat my frnd tried his bst bt cudnt save me...
:::frndship is nt abt doin sumthng bt abt belevin sm1..



"Running away from any problem may only increase the distance from the solution..!
So dont try to run face it!



 When someone really likes you,
They will never hurt you!!
n
If they do so!!
you can see it in their eyes that it hurts them too.



When God solves your problems u have faith in his abilities... But when he does not solve ur problems, remember he has faith in ur abilities....



Luck & kick are directly proportional to each other
Whn Luck favors,u can kick the whole world
BUT when Luck fails, the whole world kicks




3stupid STAGES OF LIFE:
TEENAGE-Have Time & Energy But No Money
WORKING AGE-Have Money & Energy But No Time
OLD AGE-Have Time & Money But No Energy.



"The single finger which wipes ur tears
during ur failures
is much better than d 10 fingers
which come together 2 clap on ur Victory". . .



When u miss somebody a lot, When u want somebody a lot Just stay away a little longer....bcoz staying away brings u close a lot...



Tearz roll down d cheek but none 2 stop them. Few say 'I care' but as usual they r wordz. D world is ful of pEople but stil it givz a feelin of Loneliness



GREAT woRDs.
FeeL tH dePTh oF tHIs seNTence:
"God dOEsn't liKe tHe hARdness oF tOgue Nd HEart.
That iS wHy hE MAde thEM boNEless..."



Secret to be happy:
Forget ur own sadness by creating a little happiness 4 others.
Becoz wen U r gud to others,
you are best to yourself..!!



 Happiness is more Important than Smile.
Bcoz,
Smile comes from lips but Happiness comes from Heart.
So,
Always be Happy.



 GOOD ONE.
GIRL: Why do u keep on following me?
BOY: Bcoz u r so good lookin and I think I've fallen in luv wid u.
GIRL: Really? But u haven't met my frnd yet. She is more good lookin than me n she is right behind u. (the boy looked behind and found no one) BOY: R u making fun of me? There s no one behind me. GIRL: If u really did luv me, U WOULDNT 'VE LOOKED BACK. 



Arkkenkilum Hridhayam Kaimarumbol Sookshikkuka;
Avarku Namme Snehikkanulla Avakasham Mathramalla Nammal Nalkunnathu;
Vishamippikkanum Koodiyullathanu..



Once in a semiNar,a question was asked.. What is true love..?
Appreciated ans was....
"only God & a Mother kNows the exact answer"



People are hated for a single mistake,even though there are thousand reasons to love......



Don't depend on anyone in this world including ur shadow!
Because even it will leave u when u r in darkness! Understand the reality of life and live.



In Life don't settle with some1 who can buy a cup of coffee 4 u
Go for some1 who makes 1 Cup of coffee 4 u
Little efforts make a big difference



 "Anyone can make you happy by doing something special, but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything."
Never lose such person in ur life.


 God in heaven said to a TEN month old child :you are going to born on earth tomorrow.
Child cried&asked : how i will talk with people.
god:i had sent an angel to earth she will teach you.
child:how i will pray to you.
god:angel will teach you.
child:how i wil learn good words.
god:angel teach you.
child:if i suffer 4m sorrow.
god:angel wil b there 2 listen.
child:how do i find tat angel?
God: simple.u' cal her as "mother"



Most lovable lines ever said,
" I dont want to go to heaven, but am pleased to live with my loved 1 even in hell !!!..."



" Some people walk lightly into our life &slowly into our heart.At first,we never care who they are.later we d'nt know who v are without them. . ."




If th pressures in life R crushing U down,
Think of th crushed Grapes tht produce th bst Wine. Let th pressures in Life brings out th bst in U!



"To diE in lOve 4 soMe1 is nt th bIg tHing,
To liVe with tHt pAin wiT A sMile 4eVr is th grEatEST acHiEveMent".



"Never be sad for missing whatever u expected,
But
Be happy that God made u realize that those expectations weren't worth in your life"



 More often we fall in love with a person we can never live with and sometimes the one we truely love remains either a friend or a stranger.


 gReAt LinEs...
yOu cAn FaLL iN LovE witH tHe pErsOnaLity oF aNyOnE...
ßut rEmEmbEr FinaLLy yOu hAvE tO LivE witH tHe cHaRactEr nOt pErsOnaLity...



Do not count what u have lost.Just see what u have now,because past never comes back,but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. 



 Friendship is like a VIOLIN.
The music may stop, but the strings remain attached forever...
If U touch, it will sing..
So be in touch!



 People always luks n think 4 person whom they luv most.. But they fail 2 luk back d person who luv them the most...


 Lovely LiNes:
"I will wait for you till the day, I caN forget you or till the day you realise you caNNot forget me.,!!"



"of de hundReds of sms i sent Evry dy,it doesNt matter i get Just few in return..but It matters when i donT get a single sms frm u.it shows How much i mean 2 u"


1day my brain askd me: " why r u sending msg to so many persons who r not messaging u? But my little heart said to brain, u need msgs, i need relations.."







Monday, November 1, 2010

Funny Vol 9 ~ (50 SMS)

If ever u start missng colge days
Ur class
Ur frnd circle
Ur grup
Or
Anythng abt ur colge thn
Jst
Open
Ur mark list !!!
U'll nvr think of it again 



10 minutes talking with an intelligent person is equal 2 reading a general knowledge book for a whole day... So feel free to call me anytime. OK...?



Japanese Proverb:
If one Can do it,
U too Can do it,
If none Can do it,
U must do it
Indian version:
If one Can do it,
LET HIM DO it..
If none Can do it,
LEAVE it!!
And finally
Kerala version:
If one can do it,
Stop him frm doing it..
& If none can do it,
Make a strike against it.



 Clock have Epicyclic gear train arrangement which has 8 gears.. Each gear is different in size and have different number of teeth. 3 mains gears are attached together by timing gears.. Seconds gear rotates 60 rotations to make minute gear rotate once.. Min gear rotates 60 times which makes hour gear to rotate once. Wen seconds gear rotates 691200 times minute gear wil rotate 11520 times hour gear wil rotate 192 times i.e 8 days to go for diwali.. Happy advance diwali in mechanical style... If anyone uses faulty computer coding to wish Happy diwali then I've to use thermodynamics style...! Be careful..!



"Genius is a man who can do a job in 1day dat any fool can do in 1year",
Just as...
We complete the syllabus in a day n the teacher takes 1year...!



Love never dies. It remains 4evr
&
4evr
&
4evr
&
4evr
&
4evr
&
4evr
&
4evr....
Only...
Partner chngs. So,keep luving d LATEST VERSION! BE UP-DATED!




Arinjo Ariyatheyo enthenkilum thettayittu cheythupoyittundenkil...
ennodu....
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kshama chodicho,njan kshemicholam...
SATHYAM..!




Why men get out of bed in d middle of d nite
5% said it was to get water
12% said it was to go to the bathroom
83% said it was to go home...!!



I look at the moon,the moon is beautiful...den i look at u....
i
.....
i
......
I'd rather look at the moon again. .;-)



+ve ATTITUDE:
Girl's Father:
I do not want my daughter to spend her entire life with an idiot.
Boyfriend:
That's why I want to take her away 4m U...



Grl Monkey :, Amme eniku eppozha kallyanam?
Amma Monkey, onnu mindathiri Ninakku Nokki vecha sundaran MSG vayichondirikkuva avan chirichal,,,,
OK Innuthenne !



Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation :)



 Ninnodu Oru paadu karyangal parayanam ennundu...
pakshe..
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Pothinodu vetham othiyittu oru kaariyavum illallo..le.



Challenge!
No one can do this.
If any one do this, i'll recharge their num with RS 10/-
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"recharge my number with Rs.500/-:-)




D most heart breakin moment...
Ur lover sms u
"LETZ BREAK UP"
N later sms u again saying
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"SORRY DA AALU MAARI POYI"



If u paint with 40,000Rs Royal Paint, ur home wil look colurful.
Bt,
If u drink 400Rs Royal Stag the whole world will look colurful!
choice is urs.;-)



A very true thought by a student like me:
''Wenever i wana fall in luv wid my books
My bed falls in luv with me.. 



Degrees of girls!
B.A=Beautiful Aunties
B.E=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc=Beautiful Structure
B.L=Beautiful Lips
B.B.M=Beautiful Body Maintain
M.B.A=Married But available.
B.B.A=BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL ANGELS
M.B.B.S=married but beautiful sight.
B.com= beautiful calm girls.
Hav a go...



Father to engaged daughter-Does this fellow have any money..
Daughter replied-You men are all alike, that is exactly what he asked me about you.:




Everyone makes mistakes but only ur girlfriends, wife n boss hav gifted talent of finding,remembering and reminding it to U.



The worlds best feeling comes wen they c a wonderful question paper in d examination hall & smile at each othr sayin,
"GONE";-).




Do u know wat is
Anatomized juxtaposition of two Orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction?
It is medical definition of a French Kiss..! :-D




Orale Fool aakkaan 10 vazhikalundu.
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Bakki 9 ennam pinne.! Ok.



 I wish dat u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurng benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebrl brain. In short 'swt drmz'



Vacancy in dubai.. Salary starts from 80,000 per month.any graduates can aply.No suply problems hury up
Inform ur frnds
4wd ur cv2
ghafurkadosth@gmail.com




Girls favrit 3 are-
1.Pepsi
2.Pizza
3.Boys
pepsi to drink.!
pizza to eat.!
guess boys wat?
Boys to pay bill.!
Waah.!





Proposal tips: cute proposal by a boy to a girl:
Boy: "your name seems to be very small.
So, can i add my name to ur name???.




Innale Rathri Randu maalakamar ente aduthu vannu, Bhoomiyile oreyoru sundarane kanichu tharamo? ennu chodhichu. njan ninte address koduthu, avare "PATTICHU" 




Arrangd marriage is like
"While u r walkin,
unfortunately a dog bites u"
But
Love marriage is like
puting hands in dog's mouth &sayin,
Bite. .Bite...





Watch Asianet NEWS..
22 College girls are admitted in AKG Hospital for suicide attempt..
Reason: My mobile was switched off yesterday.
Silly girls.....





21st CENTURY's LIFE...
Our fone : Wireless
Cuking : Fireless
Food : Fatless
Youth: Jobless
Leaders: Shameless
Govt: baseless
Relations: Meaningless
Attitude: Careless
Feelings: Heartless
Education: Valueless
Future: Directionless
Life: worthless
But Still Our hopes are endless;-@





ULTIMATE INSULT:
Heavy rain, at bus stop ppl wer waitng in queue 4 bus..
1 beggar came, colectd mony frm evry1 n cald an auto n went home!!



Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.



'Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart.'
U r blessed with both.
Don't say Thanx, it was sent to me, just wanted U to read it.



Sardar: E pazhathin ethraya?
Kadakkaaran: Rs1
S: 60paisak tharumo?
K: :60ps'ku tholimatram kittum
S: inna 40 paisa,pazham maatram mathi!




Sumtyms I wonder wat I earnd in Lyf
Money? No
Name? No
Fame? No
Bt I earnd smthing calld,
FrIeNd$...
Athum kure maramandanmaar..
Nokanda,nee okke thanne!


 A Boy askd a Girl in a Market:
I hav lost My Galfrnd can u talk 2 me for a minute?
Girl: why?
Boy: Bcoz wenevr i talk to a Gal my Galfrnd finds Me:)



There is nothing greater than "PARENTS" in this world...so...
GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS... ;)
Think different!
Do different!




Why Cute People Always Say
They are Busy
Think?
(',')
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I'm busy.




Ente jeevidathil valare kurachanenkilum maduramulla ormakal sammanicha ente priya suhurthinu...
"ADARANJALIKAL":-D
remembr I am d first prsn 2 wish U...
I knw its too early, what 2 do?
Eni adhava annu free msg undenkil thanne 'nee' undavillallo...? ;-)
Snehapoorvam, ninde friend



Sensible Lines By a Smoker to His
Girl Friend :
"If U Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then U Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy" .



My BRAVE CHiLDHOOD HiSTORY
I Kicked LIONS Face
I Pulled TIGERS Tail
I Broke CHEETAS Leg
I Threw ELEPHANT then
TOY SHOP OWNER THREW me Out..



Don't break anybody's heart... They have only one..:-(
Break their bones..! They have 206..!! 



Tragedies of boys Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gud looking
2.Gud looking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gud looking & gud girls r not single
4.Gud looking,gud girls, & Single girls have strong Brothers.. :-(



Alwyz Try 2 Snd Gud Msgz 2 Ur Frdz,BCoz Aftr Ur Death,Ppl Wil Remmbr U By Saying
"Aalu Thendi aayirunnenkilum Nalla Msgz Ayakumayirunnu" 



U get rich as u grow old: Silver in your hair, Gold in your teeth, Sugar in your blood, Precious stones in your kidney. Old age is a different luxury.




How 2 convert d most interesting song of urs as a damn irritating song??
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Just set it as ur alarm tone....!!...




What is education ?
"Wasting quarter part of the life to learn how to waste the balance part of life."
By
Albert Einstein.


Do u knw y boys r so careles n irresponsible?....
Coz they knw dat smwhere sum sweet n innocent grl is learnin 2 b responsible 4 them..!!


Boy to gym coach: I want to impress this cute girl which machine should i ue?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym!!