Sunday, June 12, 2011

Nice Quotes Vol 22 ~ (50 SMS)

Fantastic quote 4 life time:-)
"Satisfy d person who expect a smile frm U..
&
Surprise d person who never expected anything from U"


Unbeaten thought ever..!!

Take watever u can Take 4m ur life...
bcoz.. when life starts taking 4m u..
it takes even ur last breath..



Living with the Attitude of

'2 GET' & '2 GIVE'
creates 2 many PROBLEMS,
but,
just DOUBLE the Attitude to
'4GET' & '4GIVE'
solves all the PROBLEMS..


TrUe liNeS ;

DoNt WaStE uR aFfEcTiOn To A wRoNg 1 WhO iS nT rEsPoNdInG,
bUt,
DoN't MiSs To KeEp uR aFfEcTiOn To ThE rIgHt 1 WhO ReSpEcTs It.!


Once when u feel u are avoided by someone, never disturb them again. Bcoz they wil never know how much U care for them...


Someone who truly loves u will never tell u that they love u...
Bcoz they believe in making u feel their love...!


AWESOME LINE:
"A form of TRUE LOVE is when U just want the best for that person..
No matter it includes you or not..."


"When you can't understand the one who loves you, You can never understand the one who is cheating you..."


Success is like ur own shadow,if you try to catch then u'll never succeed. Ignore it n walk in ur own way........it'll follow you.."


If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forever.....but if u start believing that u r happy, u will be happy forever...


Some of the unrefusable facts of today's world :
Today we have bigger houses but small families.,
More degrees yet less common sense.,
Advanced medicines but poor health.,
Two incomes but more divoces.,
Touched moon but no contact with our neighbours.,
High income yet less peace of mind.,
Free msgs but no intention to send a single one.,
Dont wait for any special occasion.,
Always stay in tough....!
ALWAYS HOLD A CUTE
SMILE:-)


Single line with a Big meaning"
"Miss anything for ur Best Life"
But,
Don't miss ur best life
for anything."


Beautiful Tomorrow never comes, When it comes, It's already TODAY, In the hunt for beautiful Tomorrow don't waste ur wonderful TODAY.enjoy...


Love is when-
He starts geting serious abt his life,
n she stops thinking abt her nd starts thinking abt him.
He starts saving money 2 spend
nly 4 her,
n she nvr allows him to spending more on her..
He stops smokin, drinking jst 4 her,
n she starts alarming abt him
nt 2 hv thm..
He starts teling her evry little thing,
n she starts to listen everything..
He stops sleepng jst 2 c her sleep,
n she start sleepng jst 2 let him luk at her...
He starts taking her as if she is his wife, n she starts learning 2 cook food only for him 2 prove it true..
He starts geting close 2 her,
n she never stops him 4m dis..
He stops luking
at othr grls,
n she starts
geting serious abt her own luks..
He cries when something happens to her,
n she start giving a smile nd showing him nothing happened to her...
Falling in Love is d best thing in lyf IF UR LUV IS TRUE!:-)
Dont miss it... Keep loving...


Most Hurtng lines by True Lover;-
"If U'll Leave me,
I promise
U'll comeBack once wth ur Open Eyes to see My
Closed Eyes"


WHATS THE MOST POWERFUL WORDS IN RELATIONSHIPS?
Its not "I LOVE U"
Not "IM WITH U"
Not "I WIL DIE 4 U"
Its simply, "I CAN UNDRSTAND U!!"


Someone Has Wisely Said That The Heart Is A Fertile Place..Anything Planted There Will Grow For Sure,Whether Its LOVE or HATE..!!


When ambition exceeds performance,
The gap is called Frustration..
When the performance exceeds ambition, The overlap is called success..


Beautiful quote on d wall of cinema hall:-
"One day ur entire life wil b like a movie in flash back,
u just need 2 make sure dat its worth watchin..!!"


The two most important people in a womans life are: Father and Husband..the first person ensures that all her life,she is treated like a princess in heaven and the latter ensures that she is brought back to earth..


Wen I was small I laughed less..bt der was infinite hidden happiness..
As I grew up I learnt to laugh a lot 2 hide d unspoken sadness.. .


The worlds most happiest frds never have the same characters...they just have the best understanding of their differences.


"Your mind is your great friend if you control it,
BUT
Your mind is your greatest enemy if it controls you."


Its really painful 2 say gdbye 2 sum1 dat u don wan 2 let go bt its much more painful 2 ask sum1 2 stay if dey never wanted 2 stay !!


Personality is:
who we are and what we do when everybody is watching..!
Character is:
who we are and what we do when nobody is watching.


When you find peace within yourself,you become the kind of person who can live in peace with others !!


The Best Thing 2 Learn in Life is
The Habit of Compromise.
Becoz its Better 2 Bend A Little,
Than 2 Break a Loving Relationship...


Love is a soft Feeling.
But it is Very Hard To Feel.
&
Wen it Feels
Its Too Hard to Drop.
Bcoz
True Love Happens Only Once in A Life....


"Life gives strange twists smetims..
SmeOne U trust very much,hurts U
and,
SmeOne U r never botherd about,stands for U...
Thats Life..."


You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose."


3 realities of lyf:
U think alot abt d prsn u r tryin to 4get...
U hurt ppl d most u luv d mst...
U usually fight wid ppl frm whom u xpct a lot...


Define Love?
"For Getting One Person,
we wil Loose Everybody.
If v wont get dat one Person,
we wil Loose Ourself....."


Impressive line-
"ThERE is no point
keepng ur heart strOng lIke iron,
"u nEvEr knOw
whOsE heart
turns out to be a Magnet"...


Funny but true lines...
In This genrtn boys and galz get into love becoz of misunderstanding.
And break up when they finy understnd each other.


Der'z a questn..
may b u wont get itz answer in ur whole lyf..
Who iz more closer?
The one who wipes ur tears..
Or
D one whose thought gives u tears..???


A good plan of today is Better than a Great plan of Tomorrow... Look backward with Satisfaction and Look forward with Confidence...


LOVELY LINES:
"Every man searching his second mother in d name of WIFE. But every woman gets her 1st child in the name of her HUSBAND"


Heart is not a basket for keeping tension and sadness. Its a golden box for keeping roses of happiness.
Let ur heart be happy always.


Even if v r alone, v feel memories inside us creatng an illusion dat sum1 special is stil wth us..makng us feel dat v vl nvr b alone..


An Excellent Thought About Life:
Listen to Everyone & Learn frm Everyone.
Bcoz,
"Nobody knows Everything but,
Evryone knows Something"


"I always missed people close 2 me during my lonely battles,
but wat i failed 2 realise is people r created 2 lead their own life & not 2 be wit us forever."


"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."


People say we are crazy when we smile alone with no reason.!
But dey never know that its the real smile wit sweetest reason wit someone in thoughts.!


Never 4get or neglect dear ones,coz nobody knows wt is tomorow.
U'll knw deir value wen u can't meet dm once again in ur lifetime.


Its easier to understand someone..
Its even more easier to misunderstand someone..
But
The toughest job is to understand dat U misunderstood someone!!


An exactly true Thought:
"Those who are most slow in deciding to make a commitment or promise,Are the most faithful in fulfillng it..."


Ppl who love u 4 a reason wil stop luvin u the day reason is ovr...
Bt Ppl who love u 4 no reason wil love u alwyz, Coz dey love u 4 wat u r.


Diffrnce btwn childhood & adulthood
Earlier:
Pretended 2 cry wen sleepy 2 attract moms attention..
Now pretend 2 b asleep wen actualy cryng quietly.!!!!


"If U learn to translate every event of Ur life into a positive one then you will become a designer of Your Future".


Don't think hard abt d past,
It brings tears...
Don't thnk mor abt future,
It brings fears...
Live dis moment vth smile,
it brings cheers...


Funny Vol 12 ~ (70 SMS)

Boy asked god-
"Y does she love a rose wich dies in a day and nt me who die for her everyday..!
God replied-
"Wat a dialouge man..Upload it on facebook..!" :D




Fwd: Wife ws throwin knives on husband's foto.
All were missin the target!
Suddenly she received a call from him, "hi,what r u doing?"
Her honest reply: "MISSING U dear.!"


Wife: (standing in front of mirror)I m fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.Will u still give me a compliment?
Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent!



LOVE v/s EXAM -
LOVE: Lot of thoughts in mind,but no guts 2 express..
EXAM: Lot of guts 2 express,but no thoughts in mind!





Hilarous but Romantic Lines:

Boy to Girl: I Luv you so much that i see your face in other girls and i cant stop myself from loving them.



A phone cnvrstation

Lady:Hello,R u Anil?
Man: Yes
Lady: I think u r the fathr of 1 of my chldren
Man: (In an afraid &disturbed voice) Oh my god..R u Reena?
Lady: No
Man:Meena?
Lady:Nnno
Man: U r Sarah..m sure.
Lady in total confusion): No Sir..
I'm sheeba, d Class teacher of ur son..!!




When You Have Done Wrong And You Are In
Trouble, Go To Your Parents For A Sound
Advice,
.
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.
.
U'll Get,
,
,
,
99% Sound 1% Advice... :D



Height of Patriotism:-
A girl watching cricket match had painted the national flag on her face
An intelligent boy kissed & said
"I Love my Country..!"


What is Mixed Emotion??
Ans:Ur WORST ENEMY Falls from the 7th Floor On Ur Brand New MERCEDES CAR & u don't know Whether to LAUGH or CRY...!


Fortunately women have the miraculous ability to change the meaning of their actions after the event!!


If u forget me,
i'll hang myself wid noodles,
cut my hand wid a rubber knife
blast my head with a water Gun.
stop smiling u idiot,
i'm serious dont 4get me!:)


THE FACEBOOK EFFECT
Madam: Useless maid. Why didnt you come last week?That too without informing me??
Housemaid: Oye madam... I had updated my facebook status as "will be out of town for a week...." SIR knows that and he even commented "come soon, Miss you ! ! !"


New Theory-
"Argument Wins D Person, But Loses D Relation..
So, Don't Argue With Ur Frnds
Just..
.
.
.
Slap Them & Say- I'm Always Correct.."


Wen sm1 is so sweet 2 u,
dnt expct dat dey'l b lyk dat all d tym,
Cz evn d swtst choclate hs an expiry date..
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.
.
Try wine. .No expiry,
older d bettr!;-)



William Shakespeare once said..
"D real problem doesn't start wen a boy starts looking at a girl...It begins wen she turns back & gives a smile".


Sweet demand by a kid?
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad asked wt hpnd son?
Kid said i cant adjust wth ur wife anymore,i want my own wife!!


4 Luvable Words-
"I vl STUDY Hard"
3 Swt Wrds-
"I LUV Studyng"
2 Special wrds-
"Letz STUDY"
&
Only
1
Ultimate
Wrd-
"TOMORROW"


Kid's LOVE letter:
DEER Pinky,
I lv u. My dream icu. Evrywer i c pink, u mind cum. If U no, i no live. I cum blck shirt tmrw. Pls U love i, u cum black frock. I wait up mango tree. if U no cum, I jump tree. Sure come
Ur's lovely,
Tinku
UKG A.
Girl replies
DEER,
face Mummy angry. Lock me room. I no no come. U no no jump. I now know U love i, so i luv U.
Ur letter C mummy.Mummy tel pappa. Pappa tel mummy. All beat me,
Urs lovely
Pinky,
UKG B.


A couple celebrated their 25 th marriage anniversary.They were famous for not having fought in 25 years.
Guests:sir, its amazing, how did u make it possible?
Husband: let me tel u a story... We went to shimla for honey moon. We did horse riding. My wife's horse was crazy one. On that way, it jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. She patted the horse's back, nd said, "this is your 1st time". After a while, it happened again. She said "this is ur 2nd time" nd continued, when d horse dropped her 3rd time, she silently took over a revolver nd shot that horse. I shouted: what did u do u psycho! U killed d poor animal. R u crazy? She gave a silent look nd said, " this is ur 1st time"!
Husband: that's it.... And since, we are happy ever after..


Wife: Shal v Try Diffrnt Positn Tonight?
Hsbnd:"Excelnt idea"
Wife:U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes,I'll Lie On Sofa & Watch TV
MORAL:I dont send dirty jokes


Total disaster :-)
2 frnds were walkin but suddenly dey stopped.
1st frnd: oh My God! My GF & My Wife r comin together..
2nd frnd-damn !
Mine too!


A funny life cycle,
COCKROACH is afraid of RAT.
RAT of CAT.
CAT of DOG.
DOG of MAN.
MAN of his GIRLFRND n
GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH!!


HOLIDAY TIPS By a Travel Co.;
Going to Bangkok with wife is
just like
going to 5 Star Hotel with ur own chapattis in a tiffin box....!!!


WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET ?
" W "!!
'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
WINE! FINALLY Women&WIFE!


Why is Facebook such a big hit? It works on the principle that- "People r more interested in others life than their own!':D


'It is said tht if u close ur eyes ,u see the person u love the most...bt wen i do dat...

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.
.
slideshow begins..;-)


Man1:Amng my 4 sons,3 did Engnrng
Man2:4th one?
Man1:Useles fellow,didnt study & bcam a beggar
Man2:Throw him out!
Man1:I Cant,bcoz he's the ONLY 1 who earns!


Bachelors think Married Men r lucky.
Married men think that Bachelors r lucky.
The point is that
Bachelors think at night
&
Married men think during day !!


A boy's eye is faster than Google in searching beautiful girl in a crowd
But
a boy's heart is slower than govt bus while proposing a girl.


Dropadi lived alne with 5men.. Goutam budha didnt listen 2his mther & went out. Robin hood was thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Cindrella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.. These r the stories our parents raised us with & people complain our generation is messed up!


Introducing T-20 format in exams-
>Reduce exam time by 2hr and marks by 50.
>Introduce stratagic time out after every 30 minutes.
>Give free hit marks for unexpected questions.
>1st 30 mins power play-no supervisor in the class.
>Cheer girls in every class.They will dance when ANY STUDENT takes an additionl sheet!.


I askd my heart, "Why can't i sleep at night?"
My heart said, "Its cuz u slept in the aftnoon! Don't OVER ACT as if u r in love


Girls dnt like 2 study much . .y?
Bcz they knw dat in any corner f d world atleast 1 sweet idiot s studyng & workng fr them and their future.. Lazy girls!!


A Rabbit runs, jumps&lives only for 15 yrs!
.
A Turtle does'nt run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 yrs!
.
Moral:
EXERCISE IS HELL...
SLEEP WELL.!!


Height of misunderstanding... IPL T20 Flash News!!!
"All boys Performed well last night. I was fully satisfied..."
- Shilpa Shetty ;


Christopher Columbus was 41 yrs old when he discovered America . . . . . . . . . . . Well I was only 14 when I discovered Naughty America!


How do FRNDZ help in problems?
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They give the most stupid suggestion that will make us laugh and forget d problem!


Thought for the night ''Dont waste time thinking about ur past or future Better kill some mosquitoes in that time so u can sleep peacefully.. good night" :)


World's mst crazy website


Anythng can hapen
wen u log on . .
Sum faint . .
Sum start laughing
Som cry . .
som go mad . .
www.results.in...


If one Teacher can't teach all the subjects Then How the hell can you Possibly expect one student to learn All of them...??
REAL PAIN!


Kumble raised his bat wen he reached 40 RUN
Ponting:its not 50 nor 100
Why raised bat?
Kumble rpl
"only engineers know imprtnce of scoring 40"
PS: Pass Mark 40 for exams.


Teacher was teaching mahabaratha to 6th std.
"Kamsa heard dat devaki's 8th son wud kil him
So he put devaki &vasudev in prison.
1st child born, Kamsa kils it by poison.
2nd child born, kils by sword.
3rd is born,"
At dis point a boy raises his hand 4 a doubt.
D teacher is surprised & asks wat?
D boy says "if kamsa knew tat d 8th son wud kill him, then y did he put devaki & vasudev in same cell?"
Teacher faints!
Generation gap..


Exams are like girl friends
difficult 2 understand
,too many questions
,more explanations are needed
And results r most of the time fail!


An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.


Smartest thing Tintumon evr did: He changed al his passwords 2 'incorrect'
So wenevr he 4gets, d computer wil remind him
"ur password is 'incorrect"


I trust u a lot bcoz u r close 2 me,
bt Y do u talk behind me?
Y r u teling evrybody dat i'm
BORN GENIUS..!
I hate publicity..


10Years before people used 2 wake up and 1st C GOD's image.
Now a days people wake up and first C
How many msgs and missed calls r there..


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer??


Cute song sung by a boy on break up:
"Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain;
Give me some other girl's number,
I am single once again!!


CRAZY LINES:
If you cry on seeing the question paper it is an insult.
If your teacher cries on seeing your answer paper, it is your achievement..


Newton Ki Grlfrnd:- Hw m i looking today?
Newton:-
Tan C/Sin C
Grlfrnd:- Wat..?
Newton:-
Tan C/Sin C
= SinC/CosC/SinC
= 1/Cos C
= 'Sec C'
(sexy)


A Sardaar
with B. COM Degree
sees a poster
in a Police Station:
Two ENGINEERS
Wanted For Rape !
Sardaar Bola-
Shit Man,
Engineers always get the best Jobs !


5 wrds women say:
1. FINE
Dis is d wrd women use 2 end an argument wen dey r right & u need 2 shut up
2.FIVE MINUTES
If she is gettin dressed,dis means 45mins
3. NOTHING
Dis is d calmness b4 d storm.Dis means sumthing & u should be on ur toes.Argumnts dt begin wid NOTHIN usualy end in FINE
4. GO AHEAD
Dis is a dare,nt a permison.Dnt do it
5. LOUD SIGH
Dis means she thinks u r an idiot & is deciding hw n wen u wil pay 4 ur mistaks
Snd dis 2 ol d guys u knw 2 warn dem abt argumnts dey cn avoid if dey remmbr d terminolgy.Snd dis 2 ol d girls u knw 2 gv dem a gud laugh bcoz dey knw its true...


Gold night.
Sorry,im vry sleEpy,
if thre s ani smelling mintake,ten plz carrot it n road.
Plz dont bisstake me..Gud fight..
Sleep in a well..! sweat drums.:


A REAL FACT,
"No matter whether guys buy 220cc BAJAJ PULSAR or 350cc ROYAL ENFIELD,, It cannot overtake a beautiful girl on 80cc Scooty Pep"


I was rejected in a job interview Yesterday
bCoz
wen i was asked to give an example of gud team work,
i replied
''Gang-Rape''.!


Every expectation should be an expression of our feeling out of all emotions and common erosion of suspension.
MORAL: i didnt understand, do you??


No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand:



Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is:
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are .........COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!


An old lady always gav d bus conductor cashew nuts n almonds 2 eat.
CONDUCTOR:"So kind of u dat u gimme those nuts 2 eat. y dnt u eat dem urself?"
OLD LADY:"I dnt hve teeth 2 munch dem."
CONDUCTOR:"den y did u buy dem?"
OLD LADY:"I just luv d chocolate arnd dem"


"Alcohol is not the Answer 2 all the questions"
-Swami Vivekananda
"But it helps u to forget the Questions"
-Vijay Mallya.:D



Boy got rejected And Girl got selected in an Interview for the same reason..why???
:
:
Both of them had their first button of shirt opened!!


8 yr old son: Dad wat is sex? Dad gets tensed but explains everything 2 him. Kid: But dad how do i write all that in dis small box of school admission form?


FOUR stages of girl & boy relation..
1)hand in hand.
2)that in hand.
3)hand in that.
4)that in that.
If u understood fwd it.
Others go & watch pogo :D


For a boy its easier 2 pick up a girl of weight 50kg,bt for d same boy its quiet difficult 2 pick up a gas cylindr of weight 14.2 kg!!


Funny truth-
No one is as ugly as their voter's id pic:-( nor
as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic:-)


To all frnds
who sent me
love & best wishes
in my life
& prayed 4 my success...
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Its not working.. :-(
pray harder kidz....


It's a humble request to all my dear frnds, plz stop sending religious and prsnl msg like ''frwrd to 10 people otherwise bad luck will follow u'' coz these are making fun of our GOD and parents.
Luck does not change by sending sms, it changes with hardwork and dedication.please coperate to stop this nonsense.
send this atleast 20 people otherwise u will die with in 2 days...!! :D