Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Nice Quotes Vol 8 ~ (70 SMS)

Be silent in two situations:
when you feel one cant understand your feelings from your words
and
when one can understand you without any words...


There are two ways to live a life..One is like nothing is a miracle.. another is like everything is a miracle..The choice is ours..

A strange fact:
Its very easy to hurt someone and then say"sorry"
bt its really very difficult 2 get hurt and say
"i am fine"




Everyone who stays wit us all time doesnt become a dear one...
Bt, one who fills ur soul wit love and wipes ur tears is the dear one..




A cute line said by a rose: "It's better to stay in a boy's grave than to stay in a girl's hair who doesn't know what is love...



Unsaid Words:-
Don't hate your loved ones for their mistakes...
Who knows..,
the mistakes made maybe for your happiness to show their true love..!



True lines:
Love is blind... because
"my mom started to love me before seeing my face..." 



A fool cn become a genious when he understands he s a fool bt a genious can become a fool when he understnds he s a genious.




1 day a crab ws runnin on d sea shore.
D waves came n cleared d footprints of d crab.
Crab askd:being my frnd y r u clearin my beautiful footprints ?
Waves replied:A fisherman ws followin ur footprints 2 catch u !
Dats y i cleared it off.
"Friendship means caring beyond imagination"



A TRUE FACT:
Boys always misundrstand friendshp as LOVE,
But girls always misunderstnd LOVE as friendship... 



Nevr Change Ur ORIGINALITY 4d Sake Of Othrs,
Bcoz no 1 can Play Ur Role BETTER dan U!
So B Urself
Watevr U r U_R_D_BEST



Touching words of a frnd whose heart was broken by his best frnd:
"I'm not upset dat u lied 2 me, i'm upset dat frm now onwards i cant belive u..



 A heart beat is excited more wen eyes start looking at sum1 silently But lyf seems 2 b more exciting wen sum1 start reading those eyes silently.!



Always try to spend few seconds for your friends
Even you are Buzy.....
Bcoz
One day you can get free time but not your friends back....



 Arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties it means that it is going to launch you into victory.



A great line said by a frnd 2 his bst frnd after the breakup of their frndshp...
I miss ur smile a lot..
but i miss my own smile even more....


"U nvr get a person of ur type in dis world ,
U either hv 2 adjust or hv 2 compromise !
Adjust wen Sum1 wan 2 b with u & compromise wen u want 2 b with Sum1 ."



 "Silence On Lips May Avoid Many Problems.
But,
Talking With Open Heart Can Solve All the Problems..
So Always Have A Talk With Open Heart....



"Your MIND is
Your Great friend,
if U Control it;
But
Your MIND is
Your Great Enemy
if U don't Control it..."



@10 years of age, u consider parents & friends as best..
@20, u feel friends & ur lover r best..
@30, u feel ur friends & ur Wife r best..
@40, u feel ur friends & ur kids r best..
@50, u feel ur friends & relatives r best..
@60, & even till ur death u feel ur friend is d best..
People may leave u in any part of lyf..but, friends never leave u.



3 Stupid Stages of Life:
TEEN AGE:
Have Time &Energy
But No Money
WORKING AGE:
Have Money &Energy
But No TIME
OLD AGE:
Have Time &Money
But No Energy



All small small fights creates big affection on our beloved ones.Always laughing does nt create true relation,sumtims fight,cryin, scolding,all makes it thick.




The best thing to learn in life is the habit of compromise. Because its better to bend a little, than to break a loving relationship...



Wen some1 cares for us, we think thy r boring us. Bt when we really need them, some 1 else would hav already liked their boring care. Realise it bfor u lose..



Best lines..
"I have many problems in my life..
But., my lips doesn't know that..!
It always smiles.." keep smiling.:) 



Instead of fighting and proving Urself to your lovable ones,
its better to stay away.
Till they realise that no one cares for them more than YOU..



Be in touch with those who care for u..
Give your care to those who like u..
bcoz your simple words and reactions may mean a lot to them...



Once a Wise Man
Askd To GOD
What Is D Meaning Of Life?
God replied-
Life Itself Has
No Meaning,
It
Is An Opportunity
To Create a Meaning



Expression Of The Face Could Be Seen By Everyone;
But The Depression Of Heart Could Be Understood Only By The LOVED one So don't Loose Them In ur Life...



Time decides whom u meet in life...
Your heart decides whom u want in life,
But...
Your behaviour decides who will stay in ur life..!!



Unbeatable lines:
"I strongly feel that, i hav enough hearts who care for me, but many times life prove that its just my imagintion.."



An Aircraft flyin thru d clouds,sudnly lost its balnce..A wealthy man was sittin near a smal boy, grippd by fear, prayd 2 God each time d plane hit an air pocket. Bt d boy nearby was playin wit his toy. Sumhw d plane landed safely. Out of curiousity, d man askd d boy,"Hw s tht wen al othrs elder 2u wer filled wit fear & panic,u wer playin hapily?"D tiny tot repld,"My DAD s d pilot.! I knew tat he ll take me down safely"
LOVE S TRUST.



"New people in ur life may be a poem, But old people are alphabets. Dont 4get alphabets bcoz we will need them 2 read the poem"
A Pure HEARTED person can have a wonderful SMILE that
makes even his Enemy to feel Guilty for being his enemy.So,catch d World of Peace with ur smile


Sometimes missing is more precious than Being Together... Because,, we miss only Those With whom we alwys wnt 2 b 2gthr.
A TRUE THOUGHT-
"No one in this world are without love...
Only there can be people without proposing that love...



"Two Places R the most valuable in the world.
The nicest place is to be in someone's THOUGHTS n the Safest Place is to be in someONE's PRAYER." 



True Thoughts :- "A very good relationship needs just two things.
A little time to be spent wit them and a true Care to be shown always"


 
The best relation is the one in which u feel free to show even ur negative side n still have the hope that it will strengthen ur relationship..



Opiniöns r like watches . Every1 watch shows different time. But every1 believes that their time is correct.. 



Failure is a single paper in a part of life..,
But., success is a book of dictionary..!
Don't lose a full book for a single paper.....!



It doesnt hurt much wen relations unknwngly move away frm us but it definitely hurts a lot wen dey thmselvs increase der distance frm Us...  



Happiness always looks small when you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you will realize how big and precious it is.



First pretend to yourself dat you are Happy,
Slowly it becomes your Habit and
finally it becomes your Character.



Easy to enjoy life everyday but difficult to give its real value... Easy to keep d relationship wit words but difficult to keep it wit meanings..




Wen time never stops
for us
then y do we alwys wait 4 d right time?
Der is never
A WRONG tym 2 do the RIGHT thing! Be positve....! 



"Trusting a prsn is givng sum1 the ability 2 destroy urself completely.
But with confidence that they won't.!



Love is so strange! Sometimes it bcomes reason to live life & Sometimes it bcomes reason to leave life. Keep Smiling...
A dry leaf flying in air is due to LUCK n destiny.
But a Bird flying in air is it's
EFFORT.
Dont bother if LUCK
fails 2 support, EFFORTS r yourz...



Cute Quote- Wen u r insecure abt the person u luv, u lose the frnd in them. And wen u r insecure abt losing ur frnd, u fall in luv with them..!
U are born to be the role model for others. Why do u search others to be ur role model? The world is waiting to see ur success story- APJ.ABDUL KALAM



Apologising doesn't mean that U are Wrong & the Other is Right..
It only means that U Value the Relationship much more than ur Ego.. 



If u cant find d Brighter side of Life...Then Polish d Darker side...! Attitude of Adjustment is d nly Instrument to Live a Life..
"Definition of Trust"''Giving someone the authority to destroy u completely, but having the confidence that they wud never do it." Its a faith in ur self. 


Do U know the best relation ever??
Its b/w 2 eyes!
They blink together,
Move 2gethr,
Cry 2gethr
&
Sleep 2gethr...
yet they never see each other!



Quote of the century -Wen you are SINGLE, all you see are HAPPY couplesandwen you are committed,all u see are happy singles...
The search for Happiness is the main reason for Unhappiness.
Accept the life in the way it comes.
U will find Happiness in every Moment...!



Evry King was once a crying Baby
Every great building was once a blue print
Its not about where u are Today,but where u'll reach tomorrow. 



"Change is a nature of life. But challenge is an aim of life. So you have to challenge the changes, not change the challenges".  



We Dont Succeed In Our 1st LuV
Coz We Lack Certain Qualities.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Nvr LuV Again..........




Heart is bottle of perfume,if u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it,IF kept open always u'll lose ur fragrance, So open it wisely 4 sum1 spcl.



PPl say ,"let th time pas..evrythn wl b 5ne..time is th bigest healr...."stupid sayin
Time nvr heals th wound, its jst dat u get usd 2 th pain...



If v hate somone, v tel it 2 evryone witout any fear....
Bt if v lov somone , v fear even 2 tel th lovd one...
Amazn bt true...



TRUTH ABT LIFE.."Every persn Around u is Going To Hurt U at some point of Time..BUt its on U to decide what is Important.. THE pain or THE person.
Best words by a true frnd "My care wil be in the heart not in the words"..."My anger wil be in the words and not in the heart"..



" Sometimes we feel all doors are closed in our life..
But, all the closed doors are never locked.. They may just be waiting for your knock. . . "



Be silent in 2 situations :
Whn u feel one can't undrstnd ur feelings frm ur words.. and
Whn one can understand u without any words...



Every problem is like a big door.
Surely there is a solution like A small key which can open it easily.
Find the key & make ur life simple.



If God ans ur prayers he's increasin ur faith, If he delays he's increasin ur
patience, n If he dsnt lisen he knws
u can handle it perfectly!



There are two type of people who are failures in life..
Those who do not listen to anybody and
Those who listen to everybody..
























Funny Vol 6 ~ (50 SMS)

What is the difference between Complete & Finished?
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If you have many friends, your life is Complete.
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If they all are girls, your life is Finished.


New style of proposing=
"Njan Ennum Ninte Pirake Nadakunnath Pole Naale
Ente Makan Ninte Makalude Pirake Nadakathirikan Namuk Avare nammude makkal Aakkikude!?


Perudosham, Chovvadosham, Drishtidosham..
enningane doshangal palavidham..
ennal vivahathode marunna doshamundu..
athu ethanu ennariyamo?
"SANDOSHAM!"


1 Hand on pen
Othr on PHONE
1 ear on lecture
Othr on GOSSIP
1 eye on board
Othr on girl
Which idiot said coleg life is eASY...


Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR
Even d mirror vl fal in lov wit u luking at ur BEAUTY
For more JOKES recharge Rs50/month to my numbr. :-)


How do we know when kids start 2 grown up?
Ans:girls grow up when they start 2 put lipstick and boys grow up when they start 2 wipe it off


Top3 sweetest sleep..
3.slpng on moms lap wen v r tired..
2.slpng on lover shoulder wen v r sad..
1.slpng wit
opened eyes wen our teachers r teaching....!!!


In an Old Man's Shirt written a cute sentence :
''I Am Not 60 Years Old..,
I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience....''
Thats Attitude.



Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!!


Lover: "Sometimes I feel that waiting 4 u in my life, is like waiting for bus at a railway station.


If u Find My Msgs Irritating, Nuisance & Troublesome,ur Free to Throw ur cellphone. Your Happiness is more important to me than ur Phone


A sweet fight:
Girl: "I want to end our relationship.. I am going to return everything you gave me.."
Boy: "Ok.. Then let's start with love..!


Way 2 propose a girl. Take her 2 sea, Say her 2 sit in a boat. Then take d boat in d middle of sea. say Marry Me' r 'Leave My Boat'.. Hows it???

A Beautiful monkey. escaped from the Banglur Zoo.... No...No...that is not you......beacauz... That is a '''BEAUTIFUL MONKEY'''


Aadyamayi Thoniya, Ithuvare Parayatha
Ente Sneham Njan Avalodu Paranju. ...
Pakaram Ithuvare Thonaatha....
Aarodum Parayaatha....
Njanpolum Kelkaatha....
'PACHATHERI' Muzhuvan Avalennodu Paranju.
Kaalam Maari
Kude Penkuttikalum...
:(

D most practical msg
Dont b sad wen u c ur ex boyfrnd/ex girl frnd-flirting wid sum1 else
cum on yaar
learn 2 share ur old toys2 poor kids



3 negro frendz walkin alon r sudenly stoppd by an angel.
D Angel gav dem a chance 2 mak 1 wish each.
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1st negro says,"Al my lyf i wntd 2 b white,plz mak me White" n in a *FLASH*, he bcmes Fair n Hndsum. 2nd Negro also sd,"ME TOO", ¤Flash¤! He 2 bcme Fair.
.3rd Negro ws :-D Laughng hs Head Off n da Angel says,
."Do stop laughng n tel me ur WISH!!" thn he says,
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"Make dis Two guys Black again":-D
Frnds alwaz rock..!:-D
be careful.!



Items in boy's room
before marriage-
Perfums, Lov letrs, Bike Key, Laptop, N97, iphone,Peter England Pant&Shirt. Levis tshrt,beer.bottles...
After marriage:-
Vicks Action 500, Loan Papers , Unpaid bills , Nokia1100, KSRTC Bus Tkt, Tirupur cotton pant and banian...
so enjoy ur "BACHELOR" LIFE..



Kingfisher Employee:
Sir For The Past 15 Days Not a Single Bottle Have Been Sold
V.Mallya:
Call d calicut university &Ask Them 2 Announce Results



Puli urangumbol nammal puliye unarthiyalum, nammal urangumbol Puli nammale unarthiyalum, pani namuku thanne
So, Don't disturb ME!
I'm going to sleep.
Gudnite!



 Boys r very kind while Girls r very mean.
Proof-
most of d Girls dont like 2 help unknown Boy.
Bt all Boys r alwaz rdy 2 help any unknwn Girl...;-) isnt it !



Why boys& grls
Dnt Undrstnd Ech Othr?
God=Bcoz,I Gave
Gud Brains To boys
&
Gud Hearts To girls
Bt
boys Use Their Heart
&
girls Use Their Brains!



Ration kadayude mumbil neenda Q
Athilek oraal 5 pravashyam idichu kayaraan noki
5 vattavum mattullavar ayale purathaki
Ayaal: Ennal innu kada thurakkunnilla.



Funny Definitions:
1) Fashion: Lungi with a zip
2) Laziness: Asking lift for a morning walk.
3) Craziness: Get blank paper xeroxed.
4) Honesty: Pregnent women taking 2 tickets.
5) Dehydration: Cow giving milk powder. 6)Over confidence: A 99 years old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card..



Coolest MOM of the millenium
girl: mom,i want some fresh air, Can i go 4 a walk?
Mom: yes,but tell ur "fresh air" to drop u home bEFORE 7pm!!!



Love is what when a boy comes late in cls nd he is busy in giving explanations 2 the teacher but his eyes get busy in seeing whether shez der




Never kiss a policeman wife.she will say hands up,
Never kiss a lady doctor,she will say next pls,
Always kiss teacher,bcoz she tell repeat it ten times!!





Guide standin b4 a tourist group:
I welcom u al 2 Niagra falls.This s d worlds largest waterfall & sound intensity of
d waterfall s so high,even 20 super sonic planes passin cant b heard! Now may I request d ladies 2 keep quiet
so dat v can hear d Niagra Falls!



Oridathu Sundariyaya oru penkuttiyum Sundharanaya oru aankuttiyum undayirunnu. Avarku parasparam ishtamayirunnu, pakshe thurannu paranjittilla. Palappozhum avanu parayanam ennundayirunnu. Angane oru Sunday,
Avan ellamparayan theerumanichu. Pakshe vidhi avarku ethirayirunnu. Avante phonil balance 0.00
Ningalkkum avane sahayikam. Pls Recharge to 99**47***0 AIRTEL. Vidhi avare onnipikatte Namuku prarthikam.




Orikkal thozhimarumayi DAMAYANTHY neeraduvan poykayileykku purappettu... 
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kuthi kuthi Nokkanda.. kuli seen ithil illa..!:-P



85% of Lecturers are suffering from throat cancer prblm by teaching studnts,So plz CUT the clases as much as possible & save our Lecturers!
By a sincere studnt.



Technical Beauty tip :
If u waNt 2 remove ur Pimples,Face marks &
d signs of skin aging try..
"ADOBE PHOTOSHOP"
It Realy works..



U find boyz holdn gal's hands&walkin in shopn malls.u knw y?
Coz f dey leav deir hand dey'l strt purchasng!
It luks vry ROMNTIC bt actly ts ECONOMIC..;-)

Njan Bhaayi..
Khader baayi..
Njan thaamasikkunnad
Bombaayi..
Ente aniyan Chota Bhaayi..
Ente jeshttan
Bada Bhaayi..
Njan janitchath Dubaayi..
Ente cherippu Hawaayi..
Njan thinnunnath Mittaayi..
Ente car
Hundaayi..
Sathyamayum njan ee
paranjathellaam Badaayi..
E sms
Enikkaayi,.
Ninakkaayi,
Ormakkaayi,
kallummakkaayi.
Ithu vayicha nee pottanayi. mandanayi.
E msg
Ivide Avasanikukayaayi.
Ithu vallaatha kashttamayi.
Gud Bye....



"Kuttikal cheyyunna
thettukal irutine
undakkunu."
-Swami Vivekananda
"Iruttil cheyyuna
thettukal kutikale
undakunu."
-Swami Nityananda



Galileo usd2 stdy wit smal lamp.
Grahambel usd2 stdy in candle,
Shkspere usd2 stdy in street light.
Enikku manasilakatathu athalla, evammarkku pakal entha pani?



Evry tear is a sign of kayyilirip ,
evry silence is a sign of balance illayma,
evry smile is a sign of daily brushing,
evry sms is a symbol f thozhilillayma.


Der ws a girl who ws tired of readng her luvr's msgs which alwyz zd I lv u,
I miss u,or had ur fud?
1 n8 she rcvd a msg frm him bt didn't read it,Instd she slept.
D nxt day she gt a cl frm her lvr's mom who zd dat,"Her son gt car acident n died last nyt'
She den red d msg in wich it ws writtn
"Dr pls cum n frnt of ur house,i met wit n accident its my last wsh 2 c u plz"
moral:
"chaavan kidakumbozhum free msg theerkan nokaruth!vilichu thanne parayanam"


How to k¡ll ä girl?
Give her a
beautiful dress
Nice jewelry
Costly cosmotics
And lock her in ä room
without mirror.. ¡ts enough.;-)

What is Mobile Phone??? 
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Enthina thazhottu press cheyyunnath?
Kayyil ullathentha coin boxano...?
Athu thanneya mobile phone...!


'Sometimes my mind asks.
Why?
why?
why?
I care 4 u..
why?
I remember u..
why?
I sms u..
why?
then my heart
answers..
Its simply bcoz
SMS IS FREE FOR ME!!:-)



GALILEO:Gr8 mind
EINSTEIN:Genius mind
NEWTON:Xtraordnry mind
BILL GATES:Brilnt mind
but WE:
Never MIND...
Lets continue rockkin.



Railwayil job vacancy vannitundu! 
Apply cheyunno? Salary 200000/-.
Job details : Rajadhani expressinte head light kedayi.
Tourch adichu kond munnil odanam.!!!


Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room.
They Wanted To Trouble Good People.
I Suggested ur Name 2 Them .
They Said
''OH ! NO!
We Cant Disturb Our BOSS!'' 



Speciality of girls:
karnataka-dresing
Chenai-Stylish
Punjab-Colourful
Mumbai- Hot
Andhra-Attractive
Kerala-Onumilengilum
ahankarathinu oru kuravumilla...



The law states that "If u can't convince someone, then confuse them"
U know which law it is ?
This is
"LAW OF ANSWERING IN HIGHER SECONDARY EXAMINATION"



Boy: I lyk dat girl.
Frnd: she has a boyfrnd!
Boy: Luk, A goalpost alwyz has a goalkeepr
but that doesnt mean u can't score goals..!!


Wedding INVESTMENT : Average 30 yrs
Rs.20,00,000 Marriage expenses
Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure
Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintainence
RETURNS: SEX
First 5 yrs Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs Once in a month.
Meaning-
1400 times sex in 40 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping 1,78,40,000
+
Opportunity cost on 20,00,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as per current Post-tax FIxed Deposit Interest rate
2,98,48,915.68
= 4,77,88,915.68
COST
A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.
Outsourcing is cheaper..Think over it'




Crack: Do u know English? 
Jack: S Crack:Ok!Then tel wat is opp of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Jack: Simple Yar NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Best caption 4 d clock above Calicut University building
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'' TIME WILL PASS,BUT WILL U EVER PASS"?