Monday, July 26, 2010

Nice Quotes Vol 7 ~ (75 SMS)

whEn u havE so much pain in ur hEart & u want to talk,the only pErson who can stop u from crying is exactly D samE pErson who madE u cry.....
Strnge but true!


Dont change 4 one who never cares ur presence !But live 4 one who is ready 2 change 4u.Life gets beautiful wth those people.


Wenever i gave precious value 2 a person, they alwys cheated & broke my heart:-/
N now if i don't give,tey call it "Attitude"


Love at first sight is easy 2 understand. Its wen 2 people look at each other 4 a lifetime dat it bcoms a miracle. 


Sometimes we get too possessive with something or someone we dont even own.It's a side effect of loving too much and receiving too little.



Value of relation is not how mch one feels happy with a person.
But it is d emptiness that one feels without that person



Very beautiful sentence to life:"Everybody seems to be special at first look
But.,Only very few will remain special to u till ur last look "



TIME is A Rare Luxury Which Can Never Be Purchasd At Any Cost.
So When Someone Spends It For U,
It Defines The Depth Of Care For U.



U can see many lips whic smiles 4u,
but its difficult to get an eyes whic cries only 4u. Ever u miss tat lips,
but never miss tat eyes. 

 

No & Yes are two short words, which need a long thought.
Most of the things we miss in life are due to saying No too soon or Yes too late...



An ultimate thought-
No joke would Sound laughable Once U've heard it already,
Bt,
Y does d same Pain
Hurt more Than Once, even though v hv already cried 4 it..


 Dont run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have been, but also where you are going.



Pretty nice thought:
Most of the fights b/w the friends are not due to problems,
its bcoz one loves too much&other loves more than that Thought 



 One of the most sensible lines I have come across-
"I have learned to give,
Not because i have too much.
but,
i know the feeling of not having"


 Short but sweet:-
"Easy to love ur lovable one..!!But difficult to show it every day."..!! 


Always have a hope 4 optimistic happenings..
A Proverb says.."Keep a Green Tree in Your Heart, the Singing Bird Will Surely Come"



Hardcore Truth :
"Everyone wil 4get Everyone when they have Someone with them & Everyone wil Remember Everyone when they have No One with them" .



Golden words by
king martin Luthor:
"If u cant fly,
Run.
If u cant run,
Walk.
If u cant walk,
Crawl.
But keep moving towards your goal."


"I TRUST YOU" is a better compliment than
"I LOVE YOU" bcz, you may not alwys trust the person you luv but you can always love the person you trust...!


I know So many People Hates me, bcoz
i am Not so Good.
But. .
Some People Loves me
bcoz. .
they Know, That i am not Too Bad..
By myslf



All the waters in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside. All the pressures of life can never hurt you unless you let it in.


Wen sum1 loves U., U'll not feel the pain of Love
U simply enjoy its care
Wen U Love sum1., U'll feel the pain & will try 2 prove ur care


CUTE LOVE QUOTE by a husband :
"Even my child has started to walk without any support but my wife still holds my hand while walking"



A Contest
For Kids
With The Theme "Nicest Thing
My Father
Ever Did For Me"
Winning Answer,
"He Married
My Sweet Mom.."



Forget d things the made you sad&
Remember those tht made U glad,
4get D Troubles tht passed away & remember D blessings tht come each day



All the waters in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside. All the pressures of life can never hurt you unless you let it in. 


Whenever you lie or cheat the person who likes u,dont think that they r idiots to believe u.They hide their feelins cos they dont lik to disappoint u...


 Smooth road never makes gud driver,
Silent sea never makes gud sailor,
Clear sky nevr makes good pilots,
Problem free life never maks a successful person...


When u want more time to take correct decision then remember:
"Even a correct decision is wrong when it's too late."


Nice guts: More than a Victory, a loss can teach a lot.
"I hav won Hundred times.
But those hundred victories r due to my thousand losses"
-ROGER FEDERER.


If u cry at a Trouble, It grows Double and if u laugh at a trouble, It disappear like a bubble. So alwys face ur prblems with a lovely smile.
~ ~
' ! ' 

"Everyone Will Not Get Everything". This is the Way of Life.. "Dont try to get which is not yours". But "Dont dare to lose which is yours"



"Good behavior can cover the lack of Good Looks....
But Good Looks can never cover the lack of Good behavior....!!"



Sum ppl don undrstnd d way I'm. Sum get hurt by d way i talk,
But wat can I do if dat's d real me, 'SORRY' im not 'Perfect' but definitely nt 'FAKE' :)



Best lines said by a cute friend,
"it hurts me wen u talk to sumone else & not 2 me,
&
it hurts more
whn sum1 starts 2 talk abt u more than I knw".


Peaceful surroundings cannot create happiness in u..! But our happiness create peaceful surroundings for others...
So be Happy...!


If people critizes u,
Shouts at u,
Hurts u,
Dont b bothered. Jst remembr dese words.
In evry game audience makes noise,not d players.So go ahead n win 



A Boy takes little time to love and long time to forget.but a girl takes too much time to love but takes litle time to hate- -SHAKESPEAR-



One of d Best Attitude Quote..
"I may never be good enough for someone.
But i'll be the Best for them who Deservz Me"



If you manage to smile at any situation, you are the winner of highest number of hearts in this world..
so smile forever...



Prayer should not be an attempt to change god's mind,
BUT..
An attempt to let god change our mind. 


 Its easy 2 act as luving d one, whom u really dont luv.
But its very tuf 2 act as hating d one whom u really luv..



Sweet critic:
Even after doing many mistakes, v love ourself.Then y should v hate others for silly mistakes just think these lines & love everyone..



"In life,u wil nvr know wat u hv been missing until it arrives..n u wil nvr know wat u hv got until its missing.."Take care of evry litl things u have



Life means-
missing expected things & facing unexpected things...
When u r right,no one remembers u...
But when u r wrong,no one forgets u


Relations require real effort
Even wen every 1 of us is busy wid our own lives
A simple sms reminds each other dat u r not 4gotten...............



Words of Wisdom:
"U will nvr get a
second chance 2 make
a 1st impression, But
Remember the 1st impression is not the last chance."



Evrythng about the future is uncertain..
but one thng is sure,GOD has already arranged all our tomorrows..
we jst hav to trust him Today..



The best relationship is that when we hold the hands of a person and ask to come with us, and they come without asking why and where....



Love your friends and enemies. Friends will help for your winning moment. But enemies are the reason of your winning moment


A drop of water which falls in Lake has no identity.
But if it falls on Lotus Leaf
It Shines
Like a PEARL...
"So choose the best place even if u fall."



Some pains can be easily relieved by the care we show.but the same can be increased if no one cares on us . Especially the most loved ones.



Best Truth Ever known: Loneliness is a nice feeling beyond words when we choose it ourselves. But it's horrible when others make us choose it..



We live in our dream, but dreams may die; dont get shattered, never ever cry; d world is big & has lots 2 give, pick up a new dream, dat d way 2 live...



"Expecting d world to treat u fairly bcoz u r a good person" is like "Expecting a lion not to eat u bcoz u r a vegetarian..!!" Read twice !
Think it



Life is not a rehearsal..Each day is a new show...No repeat,No rewind.. So, give ur best shot in all your acts, as the show goes on & on! 



Be nice & smile at everyone u meet.
U don't know what they r going through.
They may need that smile & will treasure it forever.



"A single moment of Miss understanding is So Poisonous....
That it makes us Forget The hundred Lovable moments Spent 2gether within a minute".....



"Life is to express yourself and not to impress others".
Keep-your-own- style, then life rocks..!!!"



Thought for a lifetime:
"Love a fool
or
Let a fool love U
But never let Love fool U"
Read it again
It has a wonderful meaning.



Its Easy To Convince One Who Is In Anger.. BUT
Its Not Easy To Compromise One Who Is Disappointed. So
Never Disappoint a Person who cares U..!



Life is some feelings of heart!
Which is to be shared with another heart!
The feelings and sharings never ends
When they end, the life will end..



Wen u lik som one deeply..
Misundrstanding arises..
but
don't feel for it
bcoz
some
Misundrstanding is necessary for a better Understanding...



"All Beautiful things start from the Heart.
All Bad things start frm the mind.."
Never let the mind rule ur Heart.
Let the heart rule ur mind...



Life is some feelings of heart!
Which is to be shared with another heart!
The feelings and sharings never ends
When they end, the life will end..


"Life never turns the way we want!
But,
we can live it the best way we can!
There's no perfect life!but,
we can Fill it with perfect moments...



LIFE is a one way road,We can See Back.But,We can't Go Back.So dont miss anything, Enjoy Every Moment Of Ur Life.Have a joyful life.



 Sum promises r alwys unbroken,
Sum memories r alwys unwritten,
Feel d magic of true relation & U'l realize tat true feelings r always Unspoken..



Most Inspirational Sentence:
"A Ship is alwayz safe at the Shore but it was not built for that."
Be bold to take risk.Datz real life.



" Mind is the most powerful thing in the world.
One who has controlled his mind can
control anything in the world "



"People Thought Being Happy is d Most Toughest Thing on Earth.
But the Toughest is Acting Happy with All Unspoken Pain Inside..."


"If you really want to give someone a gift,
try giving them
your time and attention
"A loving heart doesnot expect anything more than that.


"Loneliness & the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty."-Mother Teresa
It is not the presence of someone, that gives meaning to life, but its the way someone touches ur heart which gives a beautiful meaning to life..

Funny Vol 5 ~ (45 SMS)

Height of Technical Overdose...!!!
A Computer Engineer Falling Frm th roof f a Building nd shouting
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F1
F1
Instead of Help Help!!!


A boy was askd the meaning of LOVE..
He Replied: Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of girl for facing the criticisms of one idiot!!



Frndshp is not abt"am sorry". Its abt "sahikamenkil sahicho"
Frndshp is not abt "i misd u".Its abt "evideyada poi tholanjathu".
Frndshp is not abt "i care 4 u". Its abt "ninneyoke vititu njan evide povana jandhu"
Frndshp is not abt "am happy 4 ur success". Its abt "treat vechitu mathi baki".
Frndshp is not abt "r u cumng 4 outing 2moro". Its abt "adikam jada venda,nale nammal purathu pokum,ninte chilavil..ok..


 .--I""'"""""I 
/ - I            I 
"-O-'""""O"O
Lorry ayakkunnundu
sms undenkil kayattividuka
Nee kayari irikaruth
Waste edukan vere vandi vidam


 Bus-il oral : ithente seat annu. Njan oru towel evide ittirinnu.
Sardar: enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil edayirunnu bus ninte akumallo..


Jyolsyan: Ninte Dosham Maran 36 Vayassulla Sthreeye Vivaham Kazhikkanam!
Tin2: 18 Vayassulla 2 Girls'ne Pore?
Jolsyan: angane aanengil 4 ombathine kalyanam kazhicho?


 ENGG viva rocks..
sir : tel ohms law..
stud: sir i dnt knw ful i knw ly last part of it ...
sir: k tel tht ly ...
stud: "ths is calld ohms law"



 Friendship is not a word,Not merely a relationship,Its a silent promise saying,
"i was", "i am" & "i will be" A headache for you forever& ever!!



LKG last bench rowdies: guy 1: aliya njan upsetada guy 2:y any prblm in d house? guy1: no slate vangan inale big bazaril poyapo avide oru super figurine kandeda.aval avalude ammayude tholathirunu enne noki chiricheda. guy 2 athukazhinju enthu sambhavichu! guy1 aval enne sradikathe poyi. im so upset 2 divasamayi njan cerelac kazhichit guy2: dnt wory aliya nale avale thottilode pokkam


 Which liquid becomes solid on heating?
IDLY MAAVU. :-! ! !
General knowledge is very important.. 


 Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninak entha vendath?
TintuMon:Mobile mathi mama.
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyoda kutta..?
TintuMon:Nokiyal poreda pattti.. Vaanganam.!! 


 New Theory:-
Argument wins the person,but loses the relation.So don't argue with ur friends just...
kick them & say,I'm always correct.


 If we lose a PEN, we can buy New one.
But If we lose a PEN CAP, we can't buy new one...!
So care for every small things more in ur life...


There are 3 kinds of students in engineering...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some c wonders happen!
Others wonder what happened



MY RESOLUTION IN COLLEGE -
1. I wont take cel phones to class
.
.
-on sundays.
2. I will study the portions every nite
.
.
-only b4 d Xam
3. I will listen to the lectures carefully
.
.
-only when they tel about holidays
4. I will not encourage mass bunk
.
.
-when i am already on leave..


 Arranged marriage is like
While u r walking,
unfortunately a snake bites U
But
Love marriage is like
going near the snake & saying,
Kadi. Kadi. Kadi 


SUGGESTION from NARADA :
If ur lover sends u romantic msgs don be vry happy,
But think who is sendin those msgs to ur lover?
My job is ovr!
Narayana.Narayana. 


Innu rathri paalapoo ninakku vendi mathram viriyum, Shavangal ninaku koottukidakum, chaathanmar ninaku tharattupadum, Yakshikal nin pirakil undavum
pisachukkal nee urangumbol kaval nilkum, Jalakathiloode athmakkal ninnodu samsarikum, marichavar aduthu nilkunnathu pole ninaku thonnum, prethangal ninte swapnathil kadannu
varum. . . 


Avar 3 perum bykil varumbol Police checking, vandi nirthi erangi...
"0ver speedil vannathinu saru kshamikannam, njangal Quotation kaara,0ruthane vetti varunna vazhiya, nattukaar vandiyil pirakeyundu.. Moshticha bykayathu kondu bookum paperum ella sarea"Police: ethu vallathum njangal chodicho?
Ninnu chilakyathe HELMET vakyatatinu 100 roopa fine adakyada.Rascals!
KERALA POLICE ROCKS!


..LOVE Vs EXAM..
LoVe: Lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express..
ExAm: Lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind..


Love story of DOCTOR:
I was in12th
She was in 12th
I was doing MBBS
She got BCA
I was doing MBBS
She got MCA
I was doing MBBS
She got a PHD
I completed MBBS
She got a DOCTRATE
She got married
I ws preparing 4 P.G entrance
She's the mother of 2 children
I m doing my MD
Her daughter is in 1st std,
I completed MD
Her daughter passed 10th,
I hav started practice
The greatst irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter is my WIFE
MORAL OF THE STORY
Take Commerce in next birth !


Lady : sir , enne oruthan rape cheythu.....!
Judge : nee avane thaduthille?
Lady : kayyil mailaanji ittirunnu sir!!



 Dhairyam undenkil ee msg vayichu artham parayam. This is a story..........
Two Friends!
Mr. See and Mr.saw. One day Mr. See saw sea and Mr.saw didn't see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea...
THE END



Why boys go to temple?
Because temple is the only place where you can find
Pooja
Deepa
Arthi
Archana
Aradhana
Keerthana
Jothi
Etc...
God is great..


Ninte Kusrithikal..
Thamasakal..
Cheriya Cheriya Kallatharangal.. Mandatharangal.
Nee ipozhum pillere polaya..
"Orumathiri THENDI PILLERE POLE!"


 Krishnan:Bhakta ninakendu varam venam? Me:Ee msg vayikkunnayal ennum ente kude undavanam! Krishnan: Eniku varam tharane kazhiyu..Kurishu karthavinodu chodiku!


 An Engineerng Studnt cald up his HOD,but got his wife instead on d call.
"I'm afraid he died last week."she explaind.
D nxt day d student cald agn n askd 4 d HOD.
"I told u" d wife replied,"he died last week."
D nxt day he cald agn n 1ce mor askd to speak to his HOD.
By dis time d wife got real upset n shouted,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD U TWICE,MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK ! WHY DO U KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing,"I just love hearing it.."



Annu peytha mazhayil nee ente kudakkeezhil vannapol njanariyate manasil paranjupoyi..
ALAVALAATHI! Oru kuda polum swanthamayitila.!



Why smart people always say dey r busy
think
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?i wil tell u later
Right now im busy...!!



A boy pray to God
Oru joli
Oru bag Niraye cash,
Oru Vandi
Vandi Niraye Girls.
GOD IS GREAT !
God avante prarthana ketu.
Now he is a
'BUS CONDUCTOR '


Hai .Entha Oru Vivaravum Illallo?
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.
.Oh! Sorry athu Pande Illallo!Allea.


A sleeping lion
is stronger
than a
barking dog.
so a
sleeping
student
is better
than a
barking tcher.
-By
ALL INDIA Back Benchers



A love story of an Engineering student.
One guy was deeply in love with his classmate.one day he told her that he loves her a lot.but she was angry and refused it.one day she borrowed a text book from him and wrote that she is in love wit him and she wrote don't leave her.but the guy never talked to her. 3years went. she was sad.
Actually he was still loving her thinking that she hate him. he never saw her writtings.
Moral: ENGINEERING guys never opens the text books...!



Innu muzhuvan orthorthu chirikkan njanoru thamasha parayatteyo..
..
..
..
..
"NINAKU ODUKKATHE GLAMOURA.."
..
Chiricho..Chiricho..



Hw to Kil an Ant?
Mix Chilli Pwdr wid Sugar & giv it 2 ant.
Aftr eatin Ant wil search 4Water
smewhr near a watr tank.
Then push d ant into it.
Nw ant wil go 2 dry itself near fire.
Wen it reachs near fire,Put a bomb into fire.
Then u admit d wounded ant in ICU.
Now Remove d oxygen mask from its mouth & kil d bloody ant..!!



 A girl was standing in a bus stop.
She had covered her face with a shawl.
An Uncle standing dere & said-
"Lajjavathiye ninte kalakadakanil..."
Girl lookd at him & movd away.
Uncle came mor closer & sang-
"Hum Tum Ek Kamre Me Bend Ho.."
D grl rmovd her shwl & said..
"Achaa ithu njana.."



Today I Met Someone in Cofee Shop.
Really Good Looking,
Smart,
Delightful,
More Like a Celebrity.
As I Walked Nearer..
Damit!
SAINT GOBAIN Mirrors..
It was ME... U Know i was really shocked
'Feedbacks & Comments r Strictly Prohibited..



Morning breeze is Veeshing,Birds r chilaking,
Hen is kuving,
Flowers r pushping,
Moon is Maraying,
Sun is udikking,
R u stil uranging?
eneeking..!! Gud mrng...




Never
forward
a
sms
from
a
friend
to
another
friend
if
ur
friend
knows
ur
other
friend
ur
friend
who
is
a
friend
of
ur
other
friend
might
have
already
sent
that
sms
to
his
friend
who
is
your
friend
and
other
friend
is
the
one
to
whom
u
should
not
forward
what
ur
friend
sent
u
&
ur
friend,
because
ur
friend
already
got
it
from
ur
friend
who
is
ur
friend.
Ok
don't
cry
now.
Forward this friendly message
2
your friends
and
make
them
cry...ok ¤




College based Vadivel dialogues...
Class test:- sollave illa...
Seminar:-Mudiyala...
Exam:- Ukandhu yosipangyalo...
Arrears: Risk edukradhellam enaku rasku saapdra mathiri.
Bit:- ethayumey plan panni than pananum..
Result:- vadae pochae!.
Degree:- varum..aana varathu.,!! 




GIRLS- we hate cigarette!
So, we dont touch it !
BOYS - we too hate cigarettes! So we BURN it!!
ATTITUDE MATTERS... 




Railwayil job vacancy vannitundu! Apply cheyunno? Salary 200000/-. Job details : Rajadhani expressinte head light kedayi.Tourch adichu kond munnil odanam.
The heights of ''bad luck''
A boy & girl met last time for their break up...
.
.
Boy's father caught them.
Now they are married couple...!!!


Old Love Story:
Starts From Eyes
Grows With Gifts
Ends With Tears
Modern Love Story:
Starts From Mobile
Grows With Sms
Ends With Sim Change