"..When people walk away from you..let them go ...your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves you..and it doesn't mean that they are bad people..it only means that their part is over. . . "
A very honourable Thought - Words dont have the power to hurt you ...unless the person who said it means a lot to you..!!!
Two B'ful Lynz: "I'll stay CLOSE 2 U... til My Presence DOESN'T HURT U.."
"I'll stay BACK Silently Away frm U, Once I FEEL that My Presence IRRITATES U.
Once in lif, do fall in luv, nt necesarly wth a prsn, bt wth an idea, a dream, an ambition. Mor oftn it'll b a reasn 2 wake up wit a smile!
Never trust a girl who says she loves u more than anybody else in d world. It proves that she seen a lot in the world.
when v like someone a lot, they bcme a part of ourself..... ...dats why it pains us so much when v MISS them, bcoz we MISS a part of ourself
Life iz much lyk FACEBOOK.Ppl wil like your problemz n comment, but no one gonna solve dem. Bcoz evrybody seemz so buzy in updating der own..!
Ppl Say dat We Don't Undrstnd d Value Of Our Dear Ones Until We Lose dem, Its Wrong, We Know Their Value Bt We Nvr Think dat We Can Lose dem..
"Failure also looks beautiful when u have a loved 1 to support u & Success also hurts u when u dont have a loved 1 to wish u."
Best Msg 4Ever:- . . . Do u know why love is blind? . . . . . Love is blind because... . "ur mom started to love u before seeing ur face...!!
Beautiful lines for loveable heart : U crossed Me once in my life, but ur Sweet memories crosses my eyes every second..
"Life is not a rehearsal.. Each day is a real show.. No retakes.. No rewinding.. So give the bst performance in all ur roles..."
-Shakespeare
"Extending one hand to help somebody has more value, Than joining two hands for prayer... "
Great words of Buddha: "Our mind is the greatest Cheater in the World...!!! It makes Thousands of different Excuses to go by its own way..."
The best thing in lyf is finding someone who knows all ur mistakes and weaknes n still thinks "U r still special to them".
Life doesn't make you or break you.! Its your own mentality that decides! Never hesitate., never feel low, wear a smile and steal the show.
ATTITUDE with a DIFFERENCE... "I dont mind if My Pain Becomes The Reason For Somebody's Laugh, But all I want is My Laugh Must Never Be The Reason 4 pain."
Awesome words:- I don't know xctly wat being mature is, But I think itz wen v r finally able 2 joke abt things dat 1ce broke our heart badly...!
Short Sentence but rich in meaning... "Be willing to accept a temporary pain for a permanent happiness."
when i was smaLL,i Laughd Less !. But there were infinite hidden happiness.... As i grew up,i Learnt 2 Laugh more 2 hide my unpoken sadness !. Sad but True..!
Hardest truth of life : "We still wait for our spl one's to msg daily But we dunno know dat they are busy wid their spl one.
Think evryone equally..don't give special place 4 anyone..b'coz its easy 2 give dat place..bt it hurts wen dat person does'nt knw d value of dat place..
An excellent thought by a misunderstood heart : I know she hate me but the day when she know the truth she'll hate herself. . .
Its hard 2 care 4 a person,whn u knw dat 1more step forward,wil make u fall in luv.. & 1step back,ruins ur frndship. Very true....
" The love which u go in search of, may expect a lot of things 4m u.. But the love that comes ur way expects nothing more than U. . ."
A fantastic qstn wit a meaningful ans Define LOVE? "For getting one person v loose evrybody. If v didnt get dat one person v'l loose ourself"
"An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault." -William Castle
Life Is Like A Three Pages Of Book... First Page"Birth" Last Page"Death" Middle Page"Blank" So Fill It With Smile & Enjoy The Life..
Small Meaningful Quote... 'Many times in life, realization is not worth because, it comes after v lose something'
"Every Painful Situation is a Gift from God to make You Unique from others".So face the Pains to become the Best in your Life in front of others.
Many Peopel Are So Lucky That Even after Hurting So Much They Get LOVE.. & Very few are So Unlucky that even after Loving So much They get HURT...
Luv defynd by. . .
5 yr old grl "luv is wen he takes my chocolates nd cums back with its wrapr"
10 yr old grl "luv is wen we wrk for a project n he intnsnly touchs my hand tryng to gt a pen"
13yr old "luv s wn he cum 2 d othr corner of d cls to sharp hs pencil wthot realizng dat he is hldng a pen"
15 yr old "luv is wen we get caught bunkng nd he takes d blame"
18yr old "luv is wen at farewell he hugs me sayng keep in touch"
23yr old "luv is wen he proposes me wid a rose nd says u know i luv u"
35yr old "wen he cleans d house seeing me tired"
50yr old "wen he is ill nd stl crackng a joke jst to make me laugh"
60yr old "wen he s takng hs last breath nd syng, i'm glad as u know wat luv is, nd leaves me with a tear,4ever"
Heart is like a bottle of perfume. If U nevr open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it. If U keep it alwys open soon U wil loose Ur fragrance. So act wisely
"The duck looks smooth & calm on top of WATER. But under that there is restless Pedalling.. Nothing is worth without struggle."
Briliant words from Abdul Kalam: "Don't dream abt beauty,It spoils your duty!" "Dream abt ur duty,It makes ur life beauty".
Small but value added message..!! "A Mountain is not higher than ur confidence.. because it will be under ur feet, if you reach the top.!
Respect d old when u r young.! Help d weak when u r strong..! Forgive d fault when u r right.! Bcoz 1 day in life v all wil b Old, Weak & Wrong!!!
By impressing people u can make them like u.. But to make them love u, d only way is showing truly WHO u r..coz every character has its own value..
Millions of Trees in The World r Accidentally Planted By Squirrels Who Bury Nuts & den Forget Wer They Hide Them.. Do Good & Forget them. It'll grow!
Deepest care is d biggest sorrow in dis world, Nvr care a person more dan ur life.it'll hurt u a lot wen u realize dat ur care wasn't der need.
'Care' is d most beautiful word which makes life richer. If somebody tells u 'take care', dat means u live in their HEART 4ever... So tAkE cArE!
1 day v all wil b sitting n thinking hard abt lyf...
Hw it changed frm simple coleg lyf 2 strict professional lyf +
Hw pocket money changed 2 huge monthly paycheques, Bt gvs less happiness. +
Hw a few local jeans changed 2 new branded wardrobe, Bt less occasions 2 use them. +
Hw a single plate of samosa changed 2 a full pizza, Bt hunger is less. +
Hw a bike alwys in reserve changed 2 a car alwys on, Bt less places 2 visit. +
Hw 2 save evry single rupee 2 rechrg cel phn changed 2 postpaid conectn, Bt les ppl 2 talk 2... Lyf moves fast, so stay in touch... 2 all my best buddies.. Hope V wil b dere.
One Of d most sad part Of life: "its tough wen some1 SpL starts to ignore u.. but its even tougher to pretend that u dont mind"..!
" Trust is the easiest thing in world to loose and the hardest thing to get back. To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved "
Meaningful Msg: "Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger! No One's love is lesser, but the expectations are higher...!"
Every single second gives u an 0pportunity to change ur fate... So, don't kill the Time by worrying urself. "
- Abdul kalam.
"Whom U don't need today, U will need them tomorrow.. Whom U neglect today, will never again accept U tomorrow!!" Strange, but true..
Life runs on two simple Golden rules "Accept&Change".Accept the things which you can not change Or Change the things which u can not accept
There are two things that we have to learn from a child: To be happy for no reason... To be always busy doing some thing...
Always be like a BABY! Because the BABY does not know about its past as well as its future.. But it enjoys every second of its life.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Funny Vol 11 ~ (50 SMS)
Girl sitting on a park bench.
Begger: Hi Darling!!!
She angrily: How dare u cal me Darling...?
Begger: then wat r u doing on my bed.!!!
I Never C wat i hav done, I alwys C only wat is remaining -BILLGATES
I nvr ask wat u hav studied, I ask only wat u hav not studied
-QUESTION. PAPER.
Question: If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters, how wud you recognize your WIFE...? The Best Answer: . . . . . . . . . Hell, Why Should I...?
"Dont be sad when you see your ex boy/girl friend flirting with somone else... Come on yaar, learn to donate your "Old Toys" to Poor Kids
WHY does Popcorn jumps wen its put on stove? Y? . . ? ? ? . . . . . . U just sit on the stove,then you will know WHY It jumps.
Did you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? Strange but true!!!!
Every brthr in dis wrld wl nt alow hs sistr 2 spk 2 a guy on d cel @ midnit. Bt evry guy surly myt b xptng sm1's sistr 2 talk 2 him @ midnyt Strange bt true..
A Wife buys 5underwears of the same Colour for her hubby..
Hubby protests: Why did u buy for me all of the Same Colour? People will think I never change my underwear!
Wife Asks: Which people?... ? ?
Total Silence...
MORAL: ALWAYS THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, PARTICULARLY WITH WIFE!
Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram - doctor
Teacher. - why?
Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes!!
Wen sum1 touches u & u dnt feel it,its IGNORANCE.
Whn sum1 touches u & u feel it,its LOVE.
Whn nobody Touches u bt u feel it Just Run!
its a GHOST..
6 true facts stil hidden frm us:
1.90% of people in australia dont drink milk.
2.snake's vision is upto 5km.
3.a man can touch sun if his body is completly surrounded by mercury.
4.no twins hav been born til now in greenland.
5.zebra doesnt hav liver.
6.all the above details r false.
Thanx 4 belivng 4 a while, today is not april 1. But fool is fool on any date.!!
Five Pearls of Wisdom
1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to sit N cry in a BMW than on a cycle;)
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's face;)
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again;)
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them;) &
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then, neither does milk...
If u forget me, i'll hang myself wid noodles, cut my hand wid a rubber knife blast my head with a water Gun. stop smiling u idiot i'm serious dont 4get me!
Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother Has it. Der is only one perfect wife in the World and every neighbor have it.
Q:- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A:- Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins...
This line can change millions of lifes: If you cant change a girl, just change the girl...
AFTER ENGAGEMENT
HE: Yes, I waited so long for this
SHE: Do U want me to leave?
HE: No don't even think of it
SHE: Did U luv me?
HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
SHE: Did U ever cheat me?
HE: I'll die than doing it
SHE: Will U kiss me?
HE: Surely, that's my Pleasure
SHE: Will U hurt me?
HE: No way, I'm nt such a kind of person
SHE: Can I trust U?
HE: Yes
SHE: Oh Dear To Know
AFTER WEDDING>>read it from bottom to top<<
Q. How to Kill an Ant? asked in exam fr 5marks Student: Mix Chilli Powder wid Sugar & keep it outside d Ant's Hole. After eating, Ant will search 4 Some Water near a Water Tank. Push Ant into it..! Now Ant will go 2 dry itself near fire. Wen it reachs near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire. Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU. Remove Oxygen mask frm Its Mouth & kill d Ant.. :)
Don't play with students. For 5 marks We wil kill even lions also..No claps plz.
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do? Sardar: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences!!
Balance sheet of life :ü "
Birth=Opening Balance
Death=Closing Balance
parents=Fixed Asset.
Brain=Fixed Deposit,
Heart=Current A/C
Friends=General Reserve
Behaviour=Goodwill
Love =Bad debts..
Family=current liabilities
Studys=Investment .
Age=deprication.
Relatives=Expenses
Because, Basically i'm an Bcom Student...'
Ultra Height of Lazyness- Sleeping and Dreaming. In dreaming also sleeping and dreaming about sleeping
Dis wil surely touch ur heart. . . . STETHOSCOPE No claps plz;) Thank you..
Engineering student's method of answering.
Q) Expln working of Wein bridge oscillator? Ans)Wein bridge oscillator is an oscillator. It is a bridge type oscillator. It cosists of a bridge. Wein is te scientist who invented tis oscillator. Ther r many kinds of oscillators ,Eg:Wein bridge oscillor. It is known as an oscillator bcoz it oscillates. Thus, tis is how wein bridge oscillator works.
D best present 2 give To a frnd: HONSTY To ur enmy: FORGIVENES To ÃœR parents: GRATEFULNES To ur lover: UR LIFE To Me: 1) Apple Iphone 3GS 2) Ipod touch 64 GB 3) Sony VAIO Laptop 4) 70" Sony Bravia LCD TV 5) Nikon 32MP Camera 6) Audi A8 car.. 'dats al....am a simple frnd wit simpl demnds!
Funny world but its a fact: 20 years Back, 1 idly was 10paise & 1 call was 5 Rupees But today, 1 call is 10 paise & 1 idly is 5 Rupees...
A MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION... Mr & Mrs. Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their SonDifferentiation withIntegration ( D/O Mr&Mrs. Calculus )
Place:Matrix hall 5,parallel line st, Square root tower, Permutation Nagar, Near polynomial hospital.
With best compliments from: Mr &Mrs.Vectors, Mr&Mrs. Theorem,
Bus route: tan60,cos180, sec45,cot30, sin90.,
Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But nw they r called.. "IT professionals"
ONE OF THE BEST MSG EVER:: Poor men walks miles and miles to earn food... And Rich men walk miles and miles to digest food...
There was a competition between 'PULSAR 180' and 'APACHE 180' on the road. but, finally the winner is . . . . . . "AMBULANCE 108" Drive safely..
Happiness tips:Whenevr u hav any problem Jus sing any song Then u'l realise tat Ur voice is.. A Lot worse dan ur problm....!!!!
How 2 confuse a Mental patient..? . . . . . . . . . . Ans: By a pineapple...! . . . "Are u CONFUSED?" I know it works...!
A gud frnd wil cum 2 see wen u r in jaiL.. But A true frnd can't,,, bcoz he is sitting next 2 u saying " Now you are happy na?? "
Amazing bt true: If u rearange dis lettrs u wil get de followin: *Dormitory=Dirty room *Astronomer=Moon starer *The eyes=They see *Mother in law=Woman hitler *A decimal point= I'm a dot in place *Eleven plus two=Twelve plus one *Princess Diana=A car spin n dies...
Teacher: Can u Define Who Is LECTURER? Student: A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone is sleeping.
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even d mirror will fall in love with u, Bcoz ur so cute & dashing.
For more JOKES recharge Rs30/month to my number.
Letter to principal. Respected sir, I am suffering from love, but i am unable to correct the figure, so kindly requesting you to arrange a good homely girl in your relation or neighbour within two days. Thank you, Yours lovingly, Ur future Son in Law..!
A cigarette reduces a mans life by 8 minuts.... Smiling increases a mans life by 10 minuts. Moral: A SMILING SMOKER NEVER DIES........ :-) KEEP SMILING n BE A CHAIN SMOKER
Begger: Hi Darling!!!
She angrily: How dare u cal me Darling...?
Begger: then wat r u doing on my bed.!!!
I Never C wat i hav done, I alwys C only wat is remaining -BILLGATES
I nvr ask wat u hav studied, I ask only wat u hav not studied
-QUESTION. PAPER.
Question: If you are married to 1 of the twin sisters, how wud you recognize your WIFE...? The Best Answer: . . . . . . . . . Hell, Why Should I...?
"Dont be sad when you see your ex boy/girl friend flirting with somone else... Come on yaar, learn to donate your "Old Toys" to Poor Kids
WHY does Popcorn jumps wen its put on stove? Y? . . ? ? ? . . . . . . U just sit on the stove,then you will know WHY It jumps.
Did you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? Strange but true!!!!
Every brthr in dis wrld wl nt alow hs sistr 2 spk 2 a guy on d cel @ midnit. Bt evry guy surly myt b xptng sm1's sistr 2 talk 2 him @ midnyt Strange bt true..
A Wife buys 5underwears of the same Colour for her hubby..
Hubby protests: Why did u buy for me all of the Same Colour? People will think I never change my underwear!
Wife Asks: Which people?... ? ?
Total Silence...
MORAL: ALWAYS THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, PARTICULARLY WITH WIFE!
Teacher : what do u want to become ?
Ram - doctor
Teacher. - why?
Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes!!
Wen sum1 touches u & u dnt feel it,its IGNORANCE.
Whn sum1 touches u & u feel it,its LOVE.
Whn nobody Touches u bt u feel it Just Run!
its a GHOST..
6 true facts stil hidden frm us:
1.90% of people in australia dont drink milk.
2.snake's vision is upto 5km.
3.a man can touch sun if his body is completly surrounded by mercury.
4.no twins hav been born til now in greenland.
5.zebra doesnt hav liver.
6.all the above details r false.
Thanx 4 belivng 4 a while, today is not april 1. But fool is fool on any date.!!
Five Pearls of Wisdom
1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to sit N cry in a BMW than on a cycle;)
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's face;)
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again;)
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them;) &
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but then, neither does milk...
If u forget me, i'll hang myself wid noodles, cut my hand wid a rubber knife blast my head with a water Gun. stop smiling u idiot i'm serious dont 4get me!
Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother Has it. Der is only one perfect wife in the World and every neighbor have it.
Q:- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A:- Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins...
This line can change millions of lifes: If you cant change a girl, just change the girl...
AFTER ENGAGEMENT
HE: Yes, I waited so long for this
SHE: Do U want me to leave?
HE: No don't even think of it
SHE: Did U luv me?
HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
SHE: Did U ever cheat me?
HE: I'll die than doing it
SHE: Will U kiss me?
HE: Surely, that's my Pleasure
SHE: Will U hurt me?
HE: No way, I'm nt such a kind of person
SHE: Can I trust U?
HE: Yes
SHE: Oh Dear To Know
AFTER WEDDING>>read it from bottom to top<<
Q. How to Kill an Ant? asked in exam fr 5marks Student: Mix Chilli Powder wid Sugar & keep it outside d Ant's Hole. After eating, Ant will search 4 Some Water near a Water Tank. Push Ant into it..! Now Ant will go 2 dry itself near fire. Wen it reachs near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire. Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU. Remove Oxygen mask frm Its Mouth & kill d Ant.. :)
Don't play with students. For 5 marks We wil kill even lions also..No claps plz.
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do? Sardar: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences!!
Balance sheet of life :ü "
Birth=Opening Balance
Death=Closing Balance
parents=Fixed Asset.
Brain=Fixed Deposit,
Heart=Current A/C
Friends=General Reserve
Behaviour=Goodwill
Love =Bad debts..
Family=current liabilities
Studys=Investment .
Age=deprication.
Relatives=Expenses
Because, Basically i'm an Bcom Student...'
Ultra Height of Lazyness- Sleeping and Dreaming. In dreaming also sleeping and dreaming about sleeping
Dis wil surely touch ur heart. . . . STETHOSCOPE No claps plz;) Thank you..
Engineering student's method of answering.
Q) Expln working of Wein bridge oscillator? Ans)Wein bridge oscillator is an oscillator. It is a bridge type oscillator. It cosists of a bridge. Wein is te scientist who invented tis oscillator. Ther r many kinds of oscillators ,Eg:Wein bridge oscillor. It is known as an oscillator bcoz it oscillates. Thus, tis is how wein bridge oscillator works.
D best present 2 give To a frnd: HONSTY To ur enmy: FORGIVENES To ÃœR parents: GRATEFULNES To ur lover: UR LIFE To Me: 1) Apple Iphone 3GS 2) Ipod touch 64 GB 3) Sony VAIO Laptop 4) 70" Sony Bravia LCD TV 5) Nikon 32MP Camera 6) Audi A8 car.. 'dats al....am a simple frnd wit simpl demnds!
Funny world but its a fact: 20 years Back, 1 idly was 10paise & 1 call was 5 Rupees But today, 1 call is 10 paise & 1 idly is 5 Rupees...
A MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION... Mr & Mrs. Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their SonDifferentiation withIntegration ( D/O Mr&Mrs. Calculus )
Place:Matrix hall 5,parallel line st, Square root tower, Permutation Nagar, Near polynomial hospital.
With best compliments from: Mr &Mrs.Vectors, Mr&Mrs. Theorem,
Bus route: tan60,cos180, sec45,cot30, sin90.,
Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But nw they r called.. "IT professionals"
ONE OF THE BEST MSG EVER:: Poor men walks miles and miles to earn food... And Rich men walk miles and miles to digest food...
There was a competition between 'PULSAR 180' and 'APACHE 180' on the road. but, finally the winner is . . . . . . "AMBULANCE 108" Drive safely..
Happiness tips:Whenevr u hav any problem Jus sing any song Then u'l realise tat Ur voice is.. A Lot worse dan ur problm....!!!!
How 2 confuse a Mental patient..? . . . . . . . . . . Ans: By a pineapple...! . . . "Are u CONFUSED?" I know it works...!
A gud frnd wil cum 2 see wen u r in jaiL.. But A true frnd can't,,, bcoz he is sitting next 2 u saying " Now you are happy na?? "
Amazing bt true: If u rearange dis lettrs u wil get de followin: *Dormitory=Dirty room *Astronomer=Moon starer *The eyes=They see *Mother in law=Woman hitler *A decimal point= I'm a dot in place *Eleven plus two=Twelve plus one *Princess Diana=A car spin n dies...
Teacher: Can u Define Who Is LECTURER? Student: A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone is sleeping.
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even d mirror will fall in love with u, Bcoz ur so cute & dashing.
For more JOKES recharge Rs30/month to my number.
Letter to principal. Respected sir, I am suffering from love, but i am unable to correct the figure, so kindly requesting you to arrange a good homely girl in your relation or neighbour within two days. Thank you, Yours lovingly, Ur future Son in Law..!
A cigarette reduces a mans life by 8 minuts.... Smiling increases a mans life by 10 minuts. Moral: A SMILING SMOKER NEVER DIES........ :-) KEEP SMILING n BE A CHAIN SMOKER
Archimedes Law of Love: When a HEART is Dipped Fully or Partially in Love, Then d Loss in Studies is Directly Proportional to Time Spent in Dream..
My quote: "I may not love all the girls who love me. but i really respect their choice".
9 Interesting confusions.
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3.Why don birds fal out of trees when they sleep?
4.Wat do u cal a male lady bird?
5.Why is it called building when its already built?
6.Wen they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
7.If money doesnt grow on trees den why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesnt glue stick to its bottle? Keep thinking.....
The DEFINITIONS we altered During COLLEGE :
SPEED:Gettin ready 4 college in 5 min.
SHARING:the whole class copyin one assignment
PRESENTATION SKILL:Can present a similar ans in 5 diff ways for 5 diff ques
EDITING: ur project contains atleast 10 pgs less dan d person 4m whom u copied RECYCLING:We use same books r seniors used & Pass 2 next gen
MULTITASKING: play games in cell,Chat wid friends & Daydream and Stil pretend 2 pay attention
ART:Graffiti art seen best on d benches of lectr halls and last page f notebux
SENSE OF HUMOUR:We provide best unintentional humour 2 our teachers durin vivas..
Why do Indian women pray to God for same husband in next life?
To ensure that the efforts taken to train him in this life,do not go in vain!
Ravanan has 20 eyes but he looks only one girl that's "seetha".
You have only 2 eyes but you look daily 200 girls
Think.
who is the real ravanan??
Dont talk to me ever again..U go your way and I'll go my way..I have no relation with you..
said by x axis to y axis at (0,0)
Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks :
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinks :Why the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra?
Boyfrnd & grlfrnd r like 2 tyres of a vehicle.
Evn if 1 of dem punctures,
da vehicle cant move further.
So
So
so
Intelligent ppl always keep an xtra tyre.
A moral story :
My girlfriend invited me 2 her house 1day. I found her sister alone in d house.. She was unbelievably sexy... She whispered in my ear "I have feelings 4 u, shall we have sex "I immediately turned around n walked to d front door to go 2 my bike.. i found my girl friend standing there.. she hugged me n said "you've won my trust".....!!!
MORAL OF D STORY:
Its always better to keep d condoms in d bike, not in pocket....!!
"The road to success is always under construction."
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