Height of Technical Overdose...!!!
A Computer Engineer Falling Frm th roof f a Building nd shouting
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F1
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Instead of Help Help!!!
A boy was askd the meaning of LOVE..
He Replied: Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of girl for facing the criticisms of one idiot!!
Frndshp is not abt"am sorry". Its abt "sahikamenkil sahicho"
Frndshp is not abt "i misd u".Its abt "evideyada poi tholanjathu".
Frndshp is not abt "i care 4 u". Its abt "ninneyoke vititu njan evide povana jandhu"
Frndshp is not abt "am happy 4 ur success". Its abt "treat vechitu mathi baki".
Frndshp is not abt "r u cumng 4 outing 2moro". Its abt "adikam jada venda,nale nammal purathu pokum,ninte chilavil..ok..
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Lorry ayakkunnundu
sms undenkil kayattividuka
Nee kayari irikaruth
Waste edukan vere vandi vidam
Bus-il oral : ithente seat annu. Njan oru towel evide ittirinnu.
Sardar: enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil edayirunnu bus ninte akumallo..
Jyolsyan: Ninte Dosham Maran 36 Vayassulla Sthreeye Vivaham Kazhikkanam!
Tin2: 18 Vayassulla 2 Girls'ne Pore?
Jolsyan: angane aanengil 4 ombathine kalyanam kazhicho?
ENGG viva rocks..
sir : tel ohms law..
stud: sir i dnt knw ful i knw ly last part of it ...
sir: k tel tht ly ...
stud: "ths is calld ohms law"
Friendship is not a word,Not merely a relationship,Its a silent promise saying,
"i was", "i am" & "i will be" A headache for you forever& ever!!
LKG last bench rowdies: guy 1: aliya njan upsetada guy 2:y any prblm in d house? guy1: no slate vangan inale big bazaril poyapo avide oru super figurine kandeda.aval avalude ammayude tholathirunu enne noki chiricheda. guy 2 athukazhinju enthu sambhavichu! guy1 aval enne sradikathe poyi. im so upset 2 divasamayi njan cerelac kazhichit guy2: dnt wory aliya nale avale thottilode pokkam
Which liquid becomes solid on heating?
IDLY MAAVU. :-! ! !
General knowledge is very important..
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninak entha vendath?
TintuMon:Mobile mathi mama.
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyoda kutta..?
TintuMon:Nokiyal poreda pattti.. Vaanganam.!!
New Theory:-
Argument wins the person,but loses the relation.So don't argue with ur friends just...
kick them & say,I'm always correct.
If we lose a PEN, we can buy New one.
But If we lose a PEN CAP, we can't buy new one...!
So care for every small things more in ur life...
There are 3 kinds of students in engineering...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some c wonders happen!
Others wonder what happened
MY RESOLUTION IN COLLEGE -
1. I wont take cel phones to class
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-on sundays.
2. I will study the portions every nite
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-only b4 d Xam
3. I will listen to the lectures carefully
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-only when they tel about holidays
4. I will not encourage mass bunk
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-when i am already on leave..
Arranged marriage is like
While u r walking,
unfortunately a snake bites U
But
Love marriage is like
going near the snake & saying,
Kadi. Kadi. Kadi
SUGGESTION from NARADA :
If ur lover sends u romantic msgs don be vry happy,
But think who is sendin those msgs to ur lover?
My job is ovr!
Narayana.Narayana.
Innu rathri paalapoo ninakku vendi mathram viriyum, Shavangal ninaku koottukidakum, chaathanmar ninaku tharattupadum, Yakshikal nin pirakil undavum
pisachukkal nee urangumbol kaval nilkum, Jalakathiloode athmakkal ninnodu samsarikum, marichavar aduthu nilkunnathu pole ninaku thonnum, prethangal ninte swapnathil kadannu
varum. . .
Avar 3 perum bykil varumbol Police checking, vandi nirthi erangi...
"0ver speedil vannathinu saru kshamikannam, njangal Quotation kaara,0ruthane vetti varunna vazhiya, nattukaar vandiyil pirakeyundu.. Moshticha bykayathu kondu bookum paperum ella sarea"Police: ethu vallathum njangal chodicho?
Ninnu chilakyathe HELMET vakyatatinu 100 roopa fine adakyada.Rascals!
KERALA POLICE ROCKS!
..LOVE Vs EXAM..
LoVe: Lots of thoughts in mind but no guts to express..
ExAm: Lots of guts to express but no thoughts in mind..
Love story of DOCTOR:
I was in12th
She was in 12th
I was doing MBBS
She got BCA
I was doing MBBS
She got MCA
I was doing MBBS
She got a PHD
I completed MBBS
She got a DOCTRATE
She got married
I ws preparing 4 P.G entrance
She's the mother of 2 children
I m doing my MD
Her daughter is in 1st std,
I completed MD
Her daughter passed 10th,
I hav started practice
The greatst irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter is my WIFE
MORAL OF THE STORY
Take Commerce in next birth !
Lady : sir , enne oruthan rape cheythu.....!
Judge : nee avane thaduthille?
Lady : kayyil mailaanji ittirunnu sir!!
Dhairyam undenkil ee msg vayichu artham parayam. This is a story..........
Two Friends!
Mr. See and Mr.saw. One day Mr. See saw sea and Mr.saw didn't see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea...
THE END
Why boys go to temple?
Because temple is the only place where you can find
Pooja
Deepa
Arthi
Archana
Aradhana
Keerthana
Jothi
Etc...
God is great..
Ninte Kusrithikal..
Thamasakal..
Cheriya Cheriya Kallatharangal.. Mandatharangal.
Nee ipozhum pillere polaya..
"Orumathiri THENDI PILLERE POLE!"
Krishnan:Bhakta ninakendu varam venam? Me:Ee msg vayikkunnayal ennum ente kude undavanam! Krishnan: Eniku varam tharane kazhiyu..Kurishu karthavinodu chodiku!
An Engineerng Studnt cald up his HOD,but got his wife instead on d call.
"I'm afraid he died last week."she explaind.
D nxt day d student cald agn n askd 4 d HOD.
"I told u" d wife replied,"he died last week."
D nxt day he cald agn n 1ce mor askd to speak to his HOD.
By dis time d wife got real upset n shouted,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD U TWICE,MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK ! WHY DO U KEEP CALLING?"
He replied laughing,"I just love hearing it.."
Annu peytha mazhayil nee ente kudakkeezhil vannapol njanariyate manasil paranjupoyi..
ALAVALAATHI! Oru kuda polum swanthamayitila.!
Why smart people always say dey r busy
think
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?i wil tell u later
Right now im busy...!!
A boy pray to God
Oru joli
Oru bag Niraye cash,
Oru Vandi
Vandi Niraye Girls.
GOD IS GREAT !
God avante prarthana ketu.
Now he is a
'BUS CONDUCTOR '
Hai .Entha Oru Vivaravum Illallo?
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.Oh! Sorry athu Pande Illallo!Allea.
A sleeping lion
is stronger
than a
barking dog.
so a
sleeping
student
is better
than a
barking tcher.
-By
ALL INDIA Back Benchers
A love story of an Engineering student.
One guy was deeply in love with his classmate.one day he told her that he loves her a lot.but she was angry and refused it.one day she borrowed a text book from him and wrote that she is in love wit him and she wrote don't leave her.but the guy never talked to her. 3years went. she was sad.
Actually he was still loving her thinking that she hate him. he never saw her writtings.
Moral: ENGINEERING guys never opens the text books...!
Innu muzhuvan orthorthu chirikkan njanoru thamasha parayatteyo..
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"NINAKU ODUKKATHE GLAMOURA.."
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Chiricho..Chiricho..
Hw to Kil an Ant?
Mix Chilli Pwdr wid Sugar & giv it 2 ant.
Aftr eatin Ant wil search 4Water
smewhr near a watr tank.
Then push d ant into it.
Nw ant wil go 2 dry itself near fire.
Wen it reachs near fire,Put a bomb into fire.
Then u admit d wounded ant in ICU.
Now Remove d oxygen mask from its mouth & kil d bloody ant..!!
A girl was standing in a bus stop.
She had covered her face with a shawl.
An Uncle standing dere & said-
"Lajjavathiye ninte kalakadakanil..."
Girl lookd at him & movd away.
Uncle came mor closer & sang-
"Hum Tum Ek Kamre Me Bend Ho.."
D grl rmovd her shwl & said..
"Achaa ithu njana.."
Today I Met Someone in Cofee Shop.
Really Good Looking,
Smart,
Delightful,
More Like a Celebrity.
As I Walked Nearer..
Damit!
SAINT GOBAIN Mirrors..
It was ME... U Know i was really shocked
'Feedbacks & Comments r Strictly Prohibited..
Morning breeze is Veeshing,Birds r chilaking,
Hen is kuving,
Flowers r pushping,
Moon is Maraying,
Sun is udikking,
R u stil uranging?
eneeking..!! Gud mrng...
Never
forward
a
sms
from
a
friend
to
another
friend
if
ur
friend
knows
ur
other
friend
ur
friend
who
is
a
friend
of
ur
other
friend
might
have
already
sent
that
sms
to
his
friend
who
is
your
friend
and
other
friend
is
the
one
to
whom
u
should
not
forward
what
ur
friend
sent
u
&
ur
friend,
because
ur
friend
already
got
it
from
ur
friend
who
is
ur
friend.
Ok
don't
cry
now.
Forward this friendly message
2
your friends
and
make
them
cry...ok ¤
College based Vadivel dialogues...
Class test:- sollave illa...
Seminar:-Mudiyala...
Exam:- Ukandhu yosipangyalo...
Arrears: Risk edukradhellam enaku rasku saapdra mathiri.
Bit:- ethayumey plan panni than pananum..
Result:- vadae pochae!.
Degree:- varum..aana varathu.,!!
GIRLS- we hate cigarette!
So, we dont touch it !
BOYS - we too hate cigarettes! So we BURN it!!
ATTITUDE MATTERS...
Railwayil job vacancy vannitundu! Apply cheyunno? Salary 200000/-. Job details : Rajadhani expressinte head light kedayi.Tourch adichu kond munnil odanam.
The heights of ''bad luck''
A boy & girl met last time for their break up...
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Boy's father caught them.
Now they are married couple...!!!
Old Love Story:
Starts From Eyes
Grows With Gifts
Ends With Tears
Modern Love Story:
Starts From Mobile
Grows With Sms
Ends With Sim Change
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