Saturday, October 16, 2010

Nice Quotes Vol 12 ~ (50SMS)

When u share
Urself with others, Life begins to
Find its meaning;
De time u touch de Hearts of others is De moment U
Truly start
LIVING... 



Best wordngs ever:
"Dont complain abt others. Change urself if u wan peace.
Its easier 2 protect Ur feet wit slippers dan 2 cover d earth wit carpet...!



"2 b kind is mor important than 2 b genius.
Sometimes, what a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks, But...
Patient heart Tht listens".



 Sweetest Part in Life is to Carry all d Memories in Lyf,
But
Toughest Part is to say Gud Bye to Person who is Behind those Memories Missing U



A strange fact:
Its very easy to hurt someone and then say"sorry"
bt its really very difficult 2 get hurt and say
"i am fine



MOST POSSESSIVE LINE:
"Its not that i want you with me everytime. But Its just i don't want anyone else to have u For even a Second.



The opposite of LOVE is not HATE, but to AVOID..
Shakespear says,
"If you dont love me then hate me.. But please dont avoid me.."



Trusting God doesnt make mountains smaller, but makes climbing easier.
Dont ask God for lighter loads but ask for stronger shoulders.



2 Difficult Things To Say In Lyf:
1. Hello 4 d First Time 2 Unknown Prsn!
2. Gud Bye 4 d Lst Tym 2 Whom We Really Luv d Most..!




A beautiful quote: "Do not worry if others do not understand u.
Worry only if u can't understand urself.!
LIVE the Life and LOVE the life...



Do not give love 2 every1&make yourself fool&do not fool d person who is showing love on u...Feel d difference.. 



"If a LOOser keeps his Smile,
den Winner will LOse the Thrill Of VictOry"
sO Keep Smiling watever happens....



A real truth of life:- Missing sumone can turn pain 2 pleasure only wen v knw they were missing us too



Wen u get little u want more.. wen u get more u desire even more.. But wen u lose it,u realise little was enuf..Think over 



Your presence should not disturb anyone..!
But,
Your absence must disturb atleast one..!
If so,
Then you are Luckiest One in the World!




Cute lines
Wen you have a Reason to Like Someone it means ur mind Likes it.!
Wen You have no Reason for Liking Someone it Means ur Heart Likes it.



"Never get too Attached to anyone"
Bcoz Attachments always lead to Expectation.
And Expectations always lead to disappointments"...!



Loneliness...
It is a special enjoyment when chosen by ourself...
But hard to digest when gifted by others.




If u think of sum1 2 share ur happiness,
U luv dat persn alot..
n
If u think of sum1 in tears 2 melt ur pain
dat persn luvs u a lot.




Always try to spend few seconds for your friends
Even you are Buzy.....
Bcoz
One day you can get free time but not your friends back....



 FACT OF LIFE:
"Solve simple mistakes early before it leads to big problem.Bcoz we always slip from small stones and not from a mountain."




One true line about my friends..!
"Everyone is not my friend"
but
"my friends are not just like everyone"



U cant hug urself wen u r happy
U cant cry lying on ur own shoulder wen u r sad.Tats y God created friends!
To love & to be loved...



Some relations never demand personal presence..
its d confidence in d relation which makes u aware dat, whn needed d person wil always b with U..



Two Sentences decide d progress in Ur LIFE:
"The Way u Interact wen u hav nothing in Ur Hand"
&
"The Way u Manage wen u hav evrything in Ur Hand"



AN INTIMATE FEELING:- No one has ever luvd anyone the way evryone wants to b loved..Think deeply..u wil feel it




Man askd a fallen rose,dont get hurt wen u r pluckd? rose replied:- No i 4get my pain thking dat am d reason 4 sumones smile.




"Anything that happens is for a good reason, and anything that doesn't happen is for an excellent reason"



"Distance of some persons may disturb you but it tells you how much they are close to your heart. . ." 




People always luks n think 4 person whom they luv most.. But they fail 2 luk back d person who luv them the most.




The worlds most happiest person never gets all the best things in life around him..He just makes -THE BEST OF WAT HE GETS



A man was polishing his new car.
His 4 year old son scratched lines on car by stone.
In anger man hit sons hand by hammer.
Child lost all fingers
Child-Dad when will my fingers grow back?
Man was hurt and speechless.
He went back and kicked car and saw child had written LOVE YOU DAD.
Man committed suicide.
Anger and Love have no limits.
Alway remember- Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
but In world People are used and things are loved..



Fact of life
"easily achieved things does not stay longer"..
And
"things which stay for a long time are not easily achieved"




Its ordinary 2 luv d marvellous.. but its marvellous 2 luv d ordinary.. Bcoz anybody can luv a rose.. but it takes a great deal 2 luv a leaf..




Hard fact about,
why humans cry?
"God wants our eyes to be washed by our tears once in a whle so that we can see life with a clearer view again"



True quote ever;
Don't Try to Have too Much of 'Relations' in Your Life...
Just Try and Have too much of 'Life' in Your few Relations...



U Celebrate Wen u Win..
But Do Same Wen u Lose,
Bcos,
You've Givn a Chance 4 Someone 2 Celebrate.Tats ATTITUDE....





An Old Saying
"Erasers Are Made For Those Who Make Errors"
A Better Saying.. "Erasers r Made 4 those Who r willing To correct Their Mistake"
Think +vely.



ULTIMATE thought-
No jokes wud make u laugh once U've heard it already
But,Y d same pain
hurts more dan once,
wen v hav already cried 4 it.



Love..Y does it hurt?y does it ache?may be b-coz we luv too much n too deep that sumtimes we forget to keep a little for ourselves 



Sensible thought: Do not loose wat u hav,by desiring wat u don hav..bcoz wat u hav nw,is one of d many thgs u once desired



Absence is the best presence.. Because if people are absent then u miss them and if u miss them that means they are present in your heart..!



Its true:-
I know So many people hate me,
B'coz i m not so good...!
But some people love me B'coz they know that.,
"..I'm not too bad.."



A thought while wAtching old photogrAphs wid friends:-
"We didn't reAlise we were mAking memories,we thought v wer just hAving fun"



Why are v made to write with peNcil wen v were small
&
Later with peN?
Bcoz
Mistake made in that age caN b erased
But
Later it caNNot be. . ..





we love ourself even after doing thousand mistakes.... then how can we hate others for one mistake. so don't hate anyone.! enjoy the life. 




Do u know wat hurts the most......?
Its wen sum1 made u feel special yesterday....... But made u feel tat u r the most unwanted person today.!



"U nevr get a persn of ur type in dis World, either u hv 2 Adjst or Compromise...
Adjust wen sm1 wants 2 be wid u & compromise wen u want 2 be wid some1..



Never tel ur problems 2 others except d one who genuinely loves u.. B-coz 20 percent people don-t care n other 80 percent people r glad dat u hve problems !
Right things are not possible always . . ! Possible things are not right always . . !
Be true to your heart, you will never go wrong. .

Funny Vol 8 ~ (50 SMS)

Depth of Depression:
A B.Tech graduate filling up a job application.
He came to the column 'Salary Expected?'
He thought for a while & wrote:
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.
.
"YES"




Most irritating moment: morning alarms..
Most difficult task: 2 find socks..
Most dreadful journey: way 2 class..
Most lovely time: meeting frnds..
Most tragic: test in 1st period..
Most wonderful news: teacher iz absent..
Most relaxing area: canteen..
Most funny moment: teacher cracks joke n nobody laughs



Height of Coolnes!
2frnds,aftr finshng Xams.
1-dude,wich papr ws it?
2-May b maths
1-dat means u read d papr?
2-No man,d gal nxt2me,ws usin calcltor.:




Ultimate Engineering Joke:
Which is the most popular machine known to an engineering student?
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Photostat machine!!




E.C.G of a Student:Normal heart
_,-._/\_,-._/\,_,-._/\
EXAM time:
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_
& when results r
announced
________________ 




Ninte sanidhyam njan ariyunnu.
Ninte swaram ente kathukalkku impamekunnu.
Ninte sparshanam enne unarthunnu.
Venda... "kothuke"
THALLU KOLLUM KETTO..!!




At midnyt in a hospitl,
Insyd an elevatr der was a nurse & a gal.
Dey wer passng thru 3rd floor wich ws a MORTUARY
(Dead Bodyrum)!
Sudenly d door of d elevatr opens.
Dey saw a boy rushng 2 get insyd.
D nurse ws frghtnd n closd d elevatr imediatly.
D gal got curious&askd d nurse:
R u ok?
Y did u do dt?
Nurse (Panting):
I kno hm!
He is 1 of our patients who died ystrday!
Did u C dt RED TAG on his wrist?
V put red tag on dead patients"..
In d dim lght of elevatr the girl suddnly raisd her wrist &asked smiling,
"Do u mean dis red tag"?
N d lghts of d elvatr wnt
OFF. . .
Hv a 'Nice' sleep!



Essay on duck :i lik duck.Duck lives in water.i also drink water.My neighbour uncle drink alcohol.alcohol is vry bad.It was told by gandhiji.He was a good person.he had one stick.Stick swim in water.duck also swim in water.duck take bath in water.me too take bath in water.i take bath only 5 min but duck take bath full day.so nly duck is so white.I like duck so much
Moral:
My msgs are free.I have
8000 more free msgs.:-D Coming soon..essay on fish..;-)



 Namaskaram...!!
Ningalude snehathinte Validity kuranju Konde irikkunnu !!
Dhayavu cheithu Oru msg Ayachu ningalude Sneham Recharge cheyyu.... vegamakate....




10,0000 Peril 99,000 perkku
Lover undu..!
Bhakkiyulla 1000 Perko...?
'BUDHI UNDU'
.By
1000 thil Oruvan..




New generation learn d alphabets
in dis way-
A-Apple
B-Bluetooth
C-Chating
D-Download
E-Email
F-Facebook
G-Google
H-HTML
I-INTERNET
J-Java
K-Kingstn
L-LapTOP
M-MessENgeR
N-Nero
O-Orkut
P-Picasa
Q-Quick time
R-RAM
S-Server
T-Touch scrn
U-USB
V-Vista
W-Wifi
X-XP
Y-Youtube
Z-Zorpia.


Husband to wife: I am going out for five days.
Wife: Ok, but dont surprise me by coming back early, otherwise you will be surprised.



In newzealand a baby was born with 80 kg...
-it increased upto 280 kg in 15 days Incredible! But true...
bcoz its a baby of an elephant...



Teachr: Naavu kondu ira pidikkunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu...
Ramu: L.I.C. Agent..!




Gal:How Much u Love Me?
Boy:Like SHAJAHAN
Gal:Then Wen vl u Build TAJMAHAL?
Boy:Already Purchasd Land Now Waiting 4 ur Death.




Sneham vannal kettipidikan
Sankadam vannal kanneeroppan
Ketti pidichu koode kidakan
Rs.75 mudakku
Oru 'thalayana' vaangoo!



Prove:1Rup=1ps
ENGINEERING students solution:
LHS=1Rup
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rup*0.1rup
=0.01rup
=1paise
.'. LHS=RHS
FOUND ANY MISTAKE?
NO NA;-)That's Engg.




The funniest life cycle...
COCKROACH is afraid of RAT..
RAT of CAT..
CAT of DOG..
DOG of MAN..
MAN of his GIRLFRIEND..
&
&
GIRLFRIEND OF COCKROACH..! ;)



Wife: Ettum pottum thiriyatha ente mone ningal beveragesil queue nilkan vittallo dushta
sasi:maryada, achadakam, samadanam, kshama, ithokke avanum padikatedi..


Funny but true..
"when U miss sumone,
U msg them 2 let them know that U R thinking of them, But the truth is U really want them 2 think of U....
As I am doing now....



If a Girl gets 99 marks, her response.
"Pichakaran oru mark ittu thannal entha marichu povuo?"
If a boy gts 37 marks he says "Corect cheidavan deivamada macha"




World's most unexpected Joke:-
What happens after a Lion roars?
Take a guess
?
Cum on
think!
Tom & Jerry Cartoon STARTS!



When a man is in trouble, family membrs & frnds Stand by his Side with smiling face.
The Best example is-
The Marriage Album.....



A fantastic signboard in highways 4 encouraging slow driving
"Mr. LATE" is always better than
"LATE Mr.....!" 



Thaazhe Kodutirikkuna English Letters Urakke Vaayichu Veettukaare Kelppikku,
I, O, N, A, K, T, Q
Kaaryangalkku Oru Theerumaanamaakatte..!...



Why is FIRE engine RED in color?
Ans: FIRE engine has a LADDER.
LADDER has STEPS.
STEPS r 2 b climbed on FOOT.FOOT is 2 b measured by a RULER.
RULER can b a KING or QUEEN.ELIZABETH is the Queen of England.
ELIZABETH is also d name of a ship tat sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES.
FISHES hav FINS.
The ppl of FINLAND r calld FINS.
The national flag of FINLAND is RED.
So fire engine is RED in color.
This is how we write exams when we dont know the Ans!



A Girl attempt suicide for love failure... 
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"INTHA MATHIRI JOKES IRUNTHA PLZ SEND ME".



Sathyam
Paranjal
E
Msg
Njan
Ninakku
Veruthe
Ayachada
Kaaranam
Enikku
Msg
Freeya
Da
Ninakku
Disturb
Aakunundenkil
Vaayikkal
Stop
Cheytho
Appo
Ninakku
Disturb
Aakunilla
Alle
Athu
Kondalle
Nee
Vaayikkunad
Alle.
Nee
Vicharikkum
E
Msg
Ippol
Theerumenju
Pakshe
Ithu
Ippol
Onnum
Theerilla
Ippo
Nee
Vicharikkum
Veruthe
Ithu
Vaayichenju
Ippol
Ninakku
Disturb
Thonunille?
Atha
Paranjath
Nee
Free
Aayal
Mathram
Vaayichal
Mathiyenju
Da
Nee
Vaayikkal
Stop
Cheytho
Adiyil
Onnum
Illa ok





A Boy loved a gal very much.
He proposed but she didnt mind.
He gave love letters,
But her friends threw them.
Again the boy decided to approach the girl for the last time, that time a truck was speeding towards the girl. When it was about to hit the girl, the boy ran like hell and saved her. She asked 'how can you run so fast?' the boy replied "Boost is the secret of my energy" and instantly the girl shouted "our energy" and they lived happily together drinking boost everyday. :-)
moral of the story. :i have free msgs..



I Wanna meet u,
I want to talk with u,
I want to spend time with u, I want to admire u. BUT,
Can't.
This stupid gate keeper is saying
"THE ZOO IS CLOSED".



Feel'gs of a professor:
I don mind whn studens luk at their watchs durin class hrs.But I get angry,whn tey remove their watch & shake it 2 c if its workn;



Do You Want To Make STD Calls At Local Rate?
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.
Then
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Go To In That State
& Make Calls...
From
"COIN BOX".




Father: Ente 4 Makkalil 3 Per Engineersaa,
4th One, Useless, Padichilla, Barber Ayi.
Frnd: U Threw Him Out le ?
Father: No! He ONLY has a job now!!




A mom passing by her son's bedrum was astonishd.
D bed was nicly made n evrythng was packd.
She saw an envlop on d bed.It was adressd "MOM."
She opend d envlop n read d lettr wid tremblng hands
'Dear mom,its wid gr8 regrt dat im writing 2 u. I had 2 run away wid my galfrnd coz i wanna avoid d scene wid dad n u.
I'v been findin real passion wid her n shz so nice evn her dimpl cheeks n swt eyes n gud charctr. Dnt wry mom im 21yrs old i knw hw 2 tc of myslf. Sumday v'l cum n vist so u can get 2 knw ur grndchldrn'
A tear trickled down as she read on.
MOM,
none of d abov is true!
Im @ neighbors house!I jus wanna remind u dat der r worse things in lyf dan my ENGG Results in my desk.Call wen its safe 4 me 2 cum home ;-)
Dedicatd to al engg stdnts.


Ninne arum nokunathu enikishtamalla.
Ninodarum mindunnathu ishtamalla.
Karanam
enikk
orupaadu ishtamanu
Mattullavare.
Avar nasikaruth.



Whenever you feel the World is empty
& full of darkness,
just come & hold my hands...
I will take you
To
VASAN EYE CARE.





Top answrs of teachrs if dey dont knw d answrs:
1) I think d questn s wrng..
2) I'l tel u 2mrw..
3) Dnt ask foolish qustns..
4) U'l study dis in d nxt unit..
& d mst famous 1 is:
5) Nice questn, raise ur hands who knw d answr 4 ds..?? (If no one raises).. Then it is an asignmnt...! 


Sweet relatnship:-
Small girl&boy r seen crying 2gther
wen askd why?
Girl says"My doll has broken"n boy says "I M cryin bcz my doll is crying




Prof explaining marketing concepts :
U see a gorgeous girl @ a party. U go 2 her n say"I'm rich.Marry me"-Its Direct Marketing
U go 2 a party wit frnds n see a gorgeous girl. 1 of ur frnd goes 2 her n say "He's rich. Marry him"-Advertising
U see a gorgeous girl @ party.She walks upto u n says"U r rich.Wil u marry me"-Brand Recognition
U see a gorgeous girl @ party n ask her 2 marry u. She introduces u 2 her husband -Thats Demand supply..




Wrongly
correctly
rightly
badly
rarely
darely
madly
surely
quickly
slowly
chilli
ghilli
idly
butly
hubli
kabali
basically
historically
Mathematically
Physically
Chemically
Socially
Scientifically
Economically
Mechanically
Electrically
Commercially
Farely
shortly
longly
BrettLee
ShaneLee
BruceLee
Jejlee
duly
fully
completely
really
highly
lowly
hardly
softly
carfully
totally
actually
truthfully
finally
I just wanted to disturb u
differently..




Clasroom is lik a TRAIN
Teacher is a Engine
1st 3 benches r VIP Executive,
Middle 3 benches r General
&
Last 6 benches are Sleeper coach..!!




Every one likes to join in Govt college but not Govt School...
Every One likes to go to Govt job but not to Govt Hospital...Funny people... 



A Spanish captain was walking on his ship.
A soldier (rushing to him) : An enemy ship is approaching us.
The Captain : Go Get my Red shirt.
The soldier gets the Red Shirt for his captain.
The enemy ship comes in range and there are heavy rounds of firing exchanged.
Finally the Spanish wins.
The soldier : Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?
The Captain : If I get injured, then my blood should not have been seen, as I do not want my men to lose hope.
Just then another soldier : Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy ships heading in our direction.
The captain : Go get my Yellow trousers.




Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2minutes!




CoNfideNt LiNes ON A WINE SHOP Board..
"BOY Who LoveS A Girl Truly,
Will ONe Day Love Me Too..."




Get up all you lazy people and do something for the nation... oh sorry it was you ??. nee urangikko..That will be better for the nation..!
Simple but true:
The person Who sends more messages to all his friends
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Is The one who doesn't have a lover.
An analogy 4 all collg lecturers' teachng:
They teach us 2 make PLAIN RICE in class..
&
expct us 2 cook BIRYANI in xams!!!
Strange indeed!!



A husband's mystery-
10 years ago wen i used 2 return home,my dog welcmd me by barking & wife by kissing,
Nw Dey've exchanged their roles.



Girl in a book store. Do u hav book called
''women- The perfect intelligence"?
Sales man:, The comic department is on the other side