If ever u start missng colge days
Ur class
Ur frnd circle
Ur grup
Or
Anythng abt ur colge thn
Jst
Open
Ur mark list !!!
U'll nvr think of it again
10 minutes talking with an intelligent person is equal 2 reading a general knowledge book for a whole day... So feel free to call me anytime. OK...?
Japanese Proverb:
If one Can do it,
U too Can do it,
If none Can do it,
U must do it
Indian version:
If one Can do it,
LET HIM DO it..
If none Can do it,
LEAVE it!!
And finally
Kerala version:
If one can do it,
Stop him frm doing it..
& If none can do it,
Make a strike against it.
Clock have Epicyclic gear train arrangement which has 8 gears.. Each gear is different in size and have different number of teeth. 3 mains gears are attached together by timing gears.. Seconds gear rotates 60 rotations to make minute gear rotate once.. Min gear rotates 60 times which makes hour gear to rotate once. Wen seconds gear rotates 691200 times minute gear wil rotate 11520 times hour gear wil rotate 192 times i.e 8 days to go for diwali.. Happy advance diwali in mechanical style... If anyone uses faulty computer coding to wish Happy diwali then I've to use thermodynamics style...! Be careful..!
"Genius is a man who can do a job in 1day dat any fool can do in 1year",
Just as...
We complete the syllabus in a day n the teacher takes 1year...!
Love never dies. It remains 4evr
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4evr....
Only...
Partner chngs. So,keep luving d LATEST VERSION! BE UP-DATED!
Arinjo Ariyatheyo enthenkilum thettayittu cheythupoyittundenkil...
ennodu....
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kshama chodicho,njan kshemicholam...
SATHYAM..!
Why men get out of bed in d middle of d nite
5% said it was to get water
12% said it was to go to the bathroom
83% said it was to go home...!!
I look at the moon,the moon is beautiful...den i look at u....
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I'd rather look at the moon again. .;-)
+ve ATTITUDE:
Girl's Father:
I do not want my daughter to spend her entire life with an idiot.
Boyfriend:
That's why I want to take her away 4m U...
Grl Monkey :, Amme eniku eppozha kallyanam?
Amma Monkey, onnu mindathiri Ninakku Nokki vecha sundaran MSG vayichondirikkuva avan chirichal,,,,
OK Innuthenne !
Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation :)
Ninnodu Oru paadu karyangal parayanam ennundu...
pakshe..
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Pothinodu vetham othiyittu oru kaariyavum illallo..le.
Challenge!
No one can do this.
If any one do this, i'll recharge their num with RS 10/-
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"recharge my number with Rs.500/-:-)
D most heart breakin moment...
Ur lover sms u
"LETZ BREAK UP"
N later sms u again saying
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"SORRY DA AALU MAARI POYI"
If u paint with 40,000Rs Royal Paint, ur home wil look colurful.
Bt,
If u drink 400Rs Royal Stag the whole world will look colurful!
choice is urs.;-)
A very true thought by a student like me:
''Wenever i wana fall in luv wid my books
My bed falls in luv with me..
Degrees of girls!
B.A=Beautiful Aunties
B.E=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc=Beautiful Structure
B.L=Beautiful Lips
B.B.M=Beautiful Body Maintain
M.B.A=Married But available.
B.B.A=BRAVE AND BEAUTIFUL ANGELS
M.B.B.S=married but beautiful sight.
B.com= beautiful calm girls.
Hav a go...
Father to engaged daughter-Does this fellow have any money..
Daughter replied-You men are all alike, that is exactly what he asked me about you.:
Everyone makes mistakes but only ur girlfriends, wife n boss hav gifted talent of finding,remembering and reminding it to U.
The worlds best feeling comes wen they c a wonderful question paper in d examination hall & smile at each othr sayin,
"GONE";-).
Do u know wat is
Anatomized juxtaposition of two Orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction?
It is medical definition of a French Kiss..! :-D
Orale Fool aakkaan 10 vazhikalundu.
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Bakki 9 ennam pinne.! Ok.
I wish dat u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurng benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebrl brain. In short 'swt drmz'
Vacancy in dubai.. Salary starts from 80,000 per month.any graduates can aply.No suply problems hury up
Inform ur frnds
4wd ur cv2
ghafurkadosth@gmail.com
Girls favrit 3 are-
1.Pepsi
2.Pizza
3.Boys
pepsi to drink.!
pizza to eat.!
guess boys wat?
Boys to pay bill.!
Waah.!
Proposal tips: cute proposal by a boy to a girl:
Boy: "your name seems to be very small.
So, can i add my name to ur name???.
Innale Rathri Randu maalakamar ente aduthu vannu, Bhoomiyile oreyoru sundarane kanichu tharamo? ennu chodhichu. njan ninte address koduthu, avare "PATTICHU"
Arrangd marriage is like
"While u r walkin,
unfortunately a dog bites u"
But
Love marriage is like
puting hands in dog's mouth &sayin,
Bite. .Bite...
Watch Asianet NEWS..
22 College girls are admitted in AKG Hospital for suicide attempt..
Reason: My mobile was switched off yesterday.
Silly girls.....
21st CENTURY's LIFE...
Our fone : Wireless
Cuking : Fireless
Food : Fatless
Youth: Jobless
Leaders: Shameless
Govt: baseless
Relations: Meaningless
Attitude: Careless
Feelings: Heartless
Education: Valueless
Future: Directionless
Life: worthless
But Still Our hopes are endless;-@
ULTIMATE INSULT:
Heavy rain, at bus stop ppl wer waitng in queue 4 bus..
1 beggar came, colectd mony frm evry1 n cald an auto n went home!!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.
'Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart.'
U r blessed with both.
Don't say Thanx, it was sent to me, just wanted U to read it.
Sardar: E pazhathin ethraya?
Kadakkaaran: Rs1
S: 60paisak tharumo?
K: :60ps'ku tholimatram kittum
S: inna 40 paisa,pazham maatram mathi!
Sumtyms I wonder wat I earnd in Lyf
Money? No
Name? No
Fame? No
Bt I earnd smthing calld,
FrIeNd$...
Athum kure maramandanmaar..
Nokanda,nee okke thanne!
A Boy askd a Girl in a Market:
I hav lost My Galfrnd can u talk 2 me for a minute?
Girl: why?
Boy: Bcoz wenevr i talk to a Gal my Galfrnd finds Me:)
There is nothing greater than "PARENTS" in this world...so...
GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS... ;)
Think different!
Do different!
Why Cute People Always Say
They are Busy
Think?
(',')
I Will Tell U Later
Right Now I'm busy.
Ente jeevidathil valare kurachanenkilum maduramulla ormakal sammanicha ente priya suhurthinu...
"ADARANJALIKAL":-D
remembr I am d first prsn 2 wish U...
I knw its too early, what 2 do?
Eni adhava annu free msg undenkil thanne 'nee' undavillallo...? ;-)
Snehapoorvam, ninde friend
Sensible Lines By a Smoker to His
Girl Friend :
"If U Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then U Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Lips Busy" .
My BRAVE CHiLDHOOD HiSTORY
I Kicked LIONS Face
I Pulled TIGERS Tail
I Broke CHEETAS Leg
I Threw ELEPHANT then
TOY SHOP OWNER THREW me Out..
Don't break anybody's heart... They have only one..:-(
Break their bones..! They have 206..!!
Tragedies of boys Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gud looking
2.Gud looking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gud looking & gud girls r not single
4.Gud looking,gud girls, & Single girls have strong Brothers.. :-(
Alwyz Try 2 Snd Gud Msgz 2 Ur Frdz,BCoz Aftr Ur Death,Ppl Wil Remmbr U By Saying
"Aalu Thendi aayirunnenkilum Nalla Msgz Ayakumayirunnu"
U get rich as u grow old: Silver in your hair, Gold in your teeth, Sugar in your blood, Precious stones in your kidney. Old age is a different luxury.
How 2 convert d most interesting song of urs as a damn irritating song??
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Just set it as ur alarm tone....!!...
What is education ?
"Wasting quarter part of the life to learn how to waste the balance part of life."
By
Albert Einstein.
Do u knw y boys r so careles n irresponsible?....
Coz they knw dat smwhere sum sweet n innocent grl is learnin 2 b responsible 4 them..!!
Boy to gym coach: I want to impress this cute girl which machine should i ue?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym!!
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