Japanese proverb:
If 1can do it,
u too can do it.
If none can do it,
u must do it
Indian:
If 1can do it,
let him do it.
If none can do it,
leave it
A girl was standing in d bus stop..she had coverd hr face wit a shawl.
An Uncle standing der said- lajjavathiye ninda kallakadakannil..
Girl lukd at him nd movd away. Uncl came mor closr nd sung-
hum tum ek kamre me band ho..
Girl removd d shawl n said: "achaa idu njaana "
Real Fact:
" Even though guys buy 220cc pulsar or 350cc royal enfields,,,
it is used only to follow a 80cc scooty pep ... !!!
A sad luv stry: 'CHIRAKODINJA KINAVUKAL' Oru virakuvettukaranundayirunnu, ayalk sundariyaya makalum, sumathi.virakvetkaranu thante makale oru dctre kond vivaham kazhipikanayirunu agraham,ennal sumathi thante gramathile oru btec stdnt mayi pranayathilayirunnu,vrkvtkrn ith ethirthu.btec stdnt mdcl entrns ezhuthunnu bt admsn kitunnila. Apolanu avanu lotery(supli) adikunnath.avan supli kond oru kotaram vekunnu.sumatiyude kalyanam oru dctrmayi urapichu bt btc stdnt n supli, avide thaliket nadakumbol ivide suppli,suppli... thaliket...thaliket..spli,avasanam xam ezhuthikondiruna pen nenjil kuthiyiraki avan athmahathyak sramikunu,bt btec stdnt marichilla sumathi odi... hospitl...auditorium..adtrium.. hsptl...angine hosptl l vach avar onnikukayanu suhruthukalae..onikukayanu. END
d best break-up letter eva!
.
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan received a letter 4m his gf.
It read as follows:
.
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship..The distance b/w us is just too great..I'm sorry..Please return the picture of me that I sent to you..
Love, Becky.
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The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers 4 any pictures they could spare of their gfs, sis or x-gf..
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In addition 2 d picture of Becky, Ricky included al d other pictures of d pretty gals he had collected from his buddies..There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
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Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite, remember who the hell you are..
Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me..
Take Care,
Ricky
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If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
~
......thats d photo of anaconda,taken frm vry far distance...
Scary na!
Huuuuu....
Dearfrnds,
The End of World which is scheduld for 2012 has been postpnd to 2025 due 2some technical prblm.
So study well 2
get a job.
Nilaavulla
thanutha
rathriyil,
Kaamukanum
Kaamukiyum
Car'il
yaathra
cheyyuka
aayirunnu.
Oru
vijanamaaya
Sthalathu
avan
Car
nirthi.
Avalude
Kannilekku
thanney
nokki.
Avalude
Arikilekku
Chernnu
Irunnu.
Chuttum
Nokki,
aarum
Illennu
urappu
Varuthi,
ennittu
Avalude
mudiyil
Pathukke Thalodikkondu
Cheviyil
Mandrichu.
"Petrolilla,
Ini ippo enthu cheyyum nammal.."
Money may cum & go., Luv may cum & go.. Relations may cum & go, But, In dis age, If teeth goes, it wont cum back. So msg me regularly.
--INVITATION--
Mr&Mrs
Sambar&Chatni
Invites You To The Wedding Of Their GrandSon
Masala Dosa
S/o.SadaDosa With
Uzhunnu Vada
D/o.ParippuVada
On 31-April-2110 Pazhampori Hall
Samosa Building
(Opp. Noodles Theatre)
Chappathi Road
Omplate Nagar
Chicken-65
Daaa... One happy news 4 u. Enikku bangloril construction companiyil job kitty.Salary 15000/-but join cheyunnathinu munpu,
Amma enne UNARTHY....
STUNNING FACT:
V al spend so much money 4 buyin Cloths. Bt d best moments of life r enjoyed without cloths.!
No Crooked thoughts.!
It's Childhood.!
A new born baby slowly opens its tiny eyes and asks d nurse,
Current undo...?
Nurse:No.
Baby: Oh! Shit!! Veendum keralathilano janichathu...?
*JAI KSEB*
Eppo nokiyalum gud mrng,
gd eve,
gd nit,
Allenkil i like ur friendship,miss u ennu pala reethiyil ayackunathu..
Illenkil vere oru mahante kavitha, dialogues ithokke frwds..
Pinne kure SARDARJI, TINTUMON perilulla chalikal..
pinne ee msg 20 peruku ayachillel daivam pani tharum ennu vittu pedippikunathu..
Ellavarkum ithu thanne pani !
Arum nanavumenu thonunilla..
.
.
Sheri, vere onnum illa..
njan
oru gudn8..
paryan vendi msg ayachatha..!
'Rosa' pookal kondu thudangi
'Chemparathi' poovil avasanikunna onnanu ..............?
''PRANAYAM'' "(LOVE)"
GIRL's LOVE
1st time:
hai
2nd time:
how r u?
3rd time:
Njan oru karyam paranjal deshyappedumo..
4th time:
I love u
5th time:
oru nimisham koode ninne pirinjirikan vayyeda.
6th time:
Sorry da 2 days ninne kanan pattiyilleda
7th time:
I'm really sorry ente kalyanam nischayichu.. bye
8th time :
aara manassilayilla
9th time:
ok u r my past lover so i 'll keep ur name 2 my next child
10th time:
mamanu tata kodukk mone.ta ta...
Ürängümbol Kothükü kädikkääthirikkään enthü cheyyänäm?
Simple!
Kothükü ürängiyäthinü Seshäm ürängänäm.
Try it & enjoy ür sleeping.
Who are BOYS?
Boys are the one, whom eveN after goiNg to hell say.
"Dude, Look at Yamraj's daughter!!!
Frnd1: unga veetla yepavum sirippu satham kekudhe yepdi?
Frnd2 :en wife paathiratha thooki adippa, en mela patta ava sirippa, padalaina nan siripen.....
Enthu Patty ?"ippo pazhaya aale alla"
orupadu maripoyi....Njan arinju ippol
kulikkunnu, pallu thekkunnu
Ente DAIVAME kaalam poya pokke..
Home,
Hotel,
Road,
Park,
Bus Stand,
Railway Track,
Steps,
Teras,
Bar,
Club,
Lodge,
Street,
footpath,
Evide urangiyalum
GOOD NIGHT..
Onc a persn ws smkin @ an airprt
A gntlman arivs & askd him If u wud 'v collctd d money instead f smokin, d plane vch s infrnt f u, wud 'v been urs
Smkr: Is tat plane urs?
Gentlman: No..!!!
Smokr: Tanks 4 ur advice but, dat plane s mine.
Smoker was
- VIJAY MALLYA -
Moral: Aalariyathe choriyan povaruth
The first time in India, we are introducing a "3D" messagein urmobile....
" D D D".
arodum parayanda
Girls dont like 2 study much...
Why?
Bcoz
They know that in any corner of the world atleast one sweet idiot is studying for them & for their future...
Manasil ne undu,
Akashathilum,
Vayuvilum,
kattilum,
bhoomiyilum ne undu.
Dettol company parayunnathu
neranu.
"KEEDANU" ellayidathum undu.
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