Meen Nalkunavan-"Meenkaran" Pathram Nalkunavan- "Pathrakaaran"
Appol PICHA Nalkunavano...?
Keep Thinking...!!
Guys v/s girls-heres de major difference..!!
HER DIARY: He seemed very quiet today. I asked him if it was my fault, he ws upset he said No. I told him i luv him but he smiled sadly. I am sure he thinks of sum1else.
I cried all night.
HIS DIARY: India beat Pakistan by 6 runs. DAMN IT!!
Oru Nallavarin Siripil Kadavulai Parkalam....
Adhukaga Daily Enakku Call Panni Enna Sirikka Solli Tholla Panna Kudathu..
Ok
Senior Student during ragging says to junior: On your marriage I'll kiss your wife.
Junior: OK, but I'll marry your sisters.
" Kettu Madutha Railway Annoucement Ozhivakan Leagukaar E.AHAMED'nu Nivedanam Nalgi "
Next day
Railway annoucement:
"Assalamu Alaikum,
Bandeel pokunna mansanmarude sardaku:
Mangalornu
shornur bayi Chennaiku
pokunna
Expres bandi
Asar Niskaram kayinju
Plat form no-4il
Insha Allah ethumennu bijarikkunnu.
Frnshp is not a word,
Not merely a relatnshp,
It is a silent promise which says
"I was"
.
.
"I am" &
.
.
"I will be"
.
a headache 4 u 4ever&ever. :)
A man got 2wishes 4m a fairy..
he askd 4 d best drnk & best woman in d wrld.
soon he hd bisleri & mother teresa wid him.
Moral : b specific abt wat u want;)
Wifeinte shava samskaram kazhinju madanghunna husband aakasathu idiyum minnalum kandappol friendinodu : Aval avide Ethiyennu Thonnunnu..."
The value of life is realised only after it is lost...
A very true statement..
eg: alive chicken -rs 60/kg
chicken tandoori- rs 240/plate
Who do U think is d LAZIEST inventor of all times ?
Its the guy who invented d "SNOOZE" in an ALARM!;-)
5 rules for students.
1)Nvr make noise in class bcoz others r sleep'g,
2)Be absent to keep campus clean
3)Take some fruits 4 d animals in the staff room.
4)Always take books bcoz it acts lik a pillow
5)Nvr b early 2 class or else no 1 wil notice u
Every expectation should be an expression of our feeling out of all emotions and common erosion of suspension.
MORAL: Eniku manesilayilla ninakko???
Ethrayum sneham niranja ente suhruthinu,
njan ayakunna msgukal chilapol ningalku munbu kitiyatho nigal enik ayachatho aayi ningalku thonniyaal athu ningalude thonnal mathramaanu.
ullathe ayakan patoo!!!;-> venna megil vayichal mathi
A New sim is released 2 market With MEGA OFFER.!!
Buy sim 4 Rs:100 & get Rs:100 Talk time free/month..
Call rates 10 paisa/min to All local mobiles..
Monthly 3000 sms free..
Unlimited Browsing
with Life-time Validity..
But, 1 Simple Condition..
TOWER ningal vekkanam..
An ideal student flips a coin & thinks..
Heads-will goto sleep.
Tails-will watch a movie.
Stands-will listen music.
Stays in air-I'll study... * ¤
Application for fees concession
To
The Principal
High school
Respected Sir
With deep regret i have to inform you that my father had given me two thousand rupees for paying the fees.
200 were used for watching Avataar with friends. 500 were used for the pub pass wid my gal fren n 500 for drinks there. I recharged my gal frenz cell phone wid rupees three hundred. The rest of 500 i lost in a bet wid my friend . He said that maths teacher had an affair only wid english sir but it was vry surprising to know that she is having an affair with you also. Now you have two options either forget about my fees or the notice boards wil hv a vry important news tomorrow
Regards:)
HeheheheB-):-
Dsweet black mail;)
A Walk on Ur own path,
Luv in Ur own ways,
talk in Ur own words,
do wat Ur heart says
N den
1day Ur parents vil Proudly say..
GET OUT OF D HOUSE..!
;-)
If Computer student's
produce films:
what will be the film title?
*G.mail s/o email.
*RAM thediya motherboard.
*7 GB Google Colony.
*ENAKU 20 MB UNAKU 18 MB
*PROGRAM 1000.
*ORU MOUSE in KATHAI.
*MONITERUKUL MAZHAI.
*ELLAM PROCESSER SEYAL.
*NAAN GRAPHIC DESIGNER.
*"C MANASULA C++.."
Ven u were born..
the clouds parted....d sun shined...&...
GOD APPEARED in front of the people n said...
"SORRY FOR D MISTAKE" kindly Adjust!!
Six ways 2 be happy:
1.Free ur heart from hate.
2.Free ur mind from worry.
3.Live simple.
4.Expect less.
5.Always smile.
6.DON'T SEE THE MIRROR.
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth!
Right...?
But Unfortunately....
earth is round & has no corners.....
What to do..?
Your account has been
recharged successfully for Rs.1490.74
Your account Balance is
1501.98
Mukham kandille
KURANGANU PAZHAKKULA KITIYATHUPOLE.
Prof explainin marktg concepts.
U see a gorgeous girl @ a party. U go 2 her n say "I'm rich. Marry me"-Its Direct Marketing
U go 2 a party wit frnds n see a gorgeous girl. 1 of ur frnd goes 2 her n say "He's rich. Marry him"- Advertising
U see a gorgeous girl @ party. She walks upto u n says "U r rich. Wil u marry me"-Brand Recogntn
U see a gorgeous girl @ party n ask her 2 marry u. She introduces u 2 her husband- Dats Demand supply.:-)
Pathumma phoneduthu Number
Paranju Kodukukayanu
"Thiri Thiri Beendum Thiri
Anch Aaru Battam Thiri"
Manasilayo?
Guess
Guess
Gues
Guess
"3335603"!!
Hen Lays Egg on Ind-Pak Border.
Both start fighting over Egg.
Finally India says, whoever kisses more women in other Country wins the Egg.
Pak agrees.
Indians go to Pak & kiss 10000 women & comes back.
Pakistanis Excited.
They Say "Our Turn now".
India says "no need, you KEEP the Egg!"
thats indians. . .
Wht's difrnce btwn love mariage& arranged mariage?
nammal kinatil chadiyal athu love mariage.
pathu per chernu thalliyital athu aranged mariage.
A PSYCHOLOGICAL REPORT;
'When two Couples come face to face, WIVES look at each other's Sarees & HUSBANDS look at each other's Wife!' :->
SmsExplosion
Thought Of The Day:
"YUU MUST HAVE THE CHANGE-"
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Great lines said by:
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BUS CONDUCTOR...
Misuse of language:
student seeing dog out of d window & d professor scolds him, y r u seeing d dog outside,
wen i am in
class!!!,.;-)-
Principal- I tried your number so many times, it said switched off..!
STUDENT said:
''ya.. it's my
Caller TUNE"
Princi shock!
Students rock!
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