Funny Vol 7 ~ (50SMS)

A man in his dream was eating cake happily, when he woke up he saw half of his pillow GONE. So close your mouth while sleeping.

Wat is a kiss?In view of. . . . . . 

GEOMETRY : Kiss is d shortest distance b/w 2 lips ! 

ECONOMICS: Kiss is whose DEMAND is always greater dan SUPPLY ! 

PHYSICS: Kiss is d process of charging a humanbody ! 

COMPUTER: Kiss is just like a LAN,in whch 2 bodies r connectd witout any DATACABLE ! HISTORY: The great war b/w 2 lips ! 

CHEMISTRY: The fast reaction b/w 2 lips witout any catalyst !

Oral marichal 2 problm,

avane kathikano,

kuzichidano?

kathichal no prblm,

kuzichital 2 prblm,

avide pullu mulakumo,

illeyo?

Illengil ok,

mulachal 2 prblm,

pasu thinnumo ellayo?

Thinillenkil no prblm,

thinnal 2 prblm,

athu pal tharumo illeyo?

Thannilengil no prblm,

thannal 2 prblm,

aa pal kudikkaamo illayo?

Kudichillengil ok,

kudichal 2 prblm,

kudichal chakumo illayo?

chathillenkil ok,

chathal 2 prblm,

avane kathikano atho kuzhichidano?

plz solve the prblm.!

 Loverinte phone callinayi kathirikumpozhulla aa sugam...

Avalumayi konjumbol ulla aa resam...

Aval fon cut cheyyumbol ulla aa oru dukkam...

Bill varumbol avalude achan Xchangil poy list edukumpol ulla aa oru nombaram...

Pinne kittunna idiyude vedhana...

Aaaha,

Dat's true love...

TIP TO REDUCE WEIGHT. . .

First turn your Head to the right and then to the left..

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Repeat this exersise whenever you are offered something to eat..

How to Make a girl Happy?

It's not at all difficult to make girls happy. u only need to be...

1. A friend

2. Companion

3. Lover

4. Loyal

5. Sweet

6. Chef

7. Plumber

8. Mechanic

9. Decorator

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312. Good listener

313. Organizer

314. Good boyfriend

315. Very clean

316. Sympathetic

317. Athletic

318. Warm

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1054. Courageous

1055. Determined

1056. True

1057. Dependable

1058. Intelligent

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10013. Psychologist

10014. Pest exterminator

10015. Psychiatrist

10016. Healer

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3110010. Stylist

3110011. Driver

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its not at all difficult....;-)

Height of Confidence:

All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane.

Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their studnts.

dey all hurried out of d plane.. bt only 1 didnt move..

he said: "If it is made by my students,this wont even start.

Oridathu oru barthavum baryayum jeevichirunnu. 2 perum parasparam jeevanu tulyam snehichirunnu

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Appozhanu avan kadannu varunnathu. Barthavinu "B P".

Dr avalodu paranju barthavinu SALT(UPPU) kodukkaruthennu,koduthal barthavu marichu pokumennu

Nallavalaya aval valare sredichu.

Pakshe athu sambavikkuka tanne cheythu

Ravile atha ayal marichu kidakkunnu.

Chathichatharu..

Nallavalaya baryayo?

C.B.I case file cheythu.

Avide case purogamikkumbol..aval chithakku munpil potti karayukayayirunnu.

Avasanam CBI athu kandupidichu.

AVARUDE TOOTHPASTE - IL

UPPUNDAYIRRUNNU..

NINGALUDE TOOTHPASTIL UPPUNDO.....

I luv ur SMILE

Bcoz

My favourite colour is "YELLOW" 

"Om swamy SASIaya namah.."

Ithu Palarivattam Sasiyude asramathil ninnu frdwrd cheytha msg anu.

Ithu delete cheytha Babune urumbu kadichu, Sureshinte veetil pucha kayari, maluvinte kalil mullu kondu, Ithu 100 perku forwd cheyta antappanu soap medichappol pena free kitti, 20 perku ayacha ikkruvinu vazyil kidannu todakku rubber kitty, 10 perku ayacha binuvinu busil kayariyappol irikkan seat kitty.

So fwd 2 ur frnds entenkilum kittiyalo...!

God asked me "wat do u want?" MILLION DOLLARS Or a TRUE FRND LIKE 'you'?

I said -

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MILLION DOLLARS !

Be practical yaar v wil share it later

5 Motivatin wrds-"I wil top my class"

4 pleasnt wrds-"I wil wrk hard"

3 Lvely wrds-"i lov stdying"

2 spcl words-"my books"

1 imprtant word-

"LATER.."

DEDICATED TO ALL ENGINEERS:

I could hav been a doctor and saved lives!

I could hav been a lawyer and defended lives!

I could hav been a soldier and protectd lives!

But why to play

with others lives??

So I chose to be an Engineer,

and destroyed my own life!!

The most painful situation is when u r waiting for ur frnd aftr exam...

Thinking

"ivalavu neram eluthuran. oruvela Pass ayiduvano"

"PRANAYAM, VIVAAHAM" Ennokke Parayunnath

"Indian Railway" Poleyanu...

Pokaan Udheshicha Vandi Kittiyillengil,

Kittiya Vandikku Kerippokanam...!

Redefined Definitions:

1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.

2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage.

5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person 2 a subconscious state.

5) Genius -see the sender's name :)

I send u many msgs

but u didnt send even a single msg!

Now I'm

deleting ur MOBILE No.

Last nite i dreamt of u.U were travelling in bus.Suddenly d bus lost control n fell into a river.Evry1 swam2 save their life bt u were still swiming searchng 4 sum1 And...

Then i heard ur voice sayin -

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Do...Conducteree Balance 50ps Evidado..? 

Eniku Jeevan Ulla Kalam Vare Ninaku SMS Ayachu Kondirikum.

Ennenkilum Oru Nal SMS Vannilenkil Annu Njan

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SMS Ayachitundavilla!!

LION SLEEPS 18 HOURS A DAY..

If hardwork is d key to success then donkey would hav been the king of animals!!

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Dedicated 2 all my hardworkin frnz!!

Marriage is like

goin 2 a restaurant &

selectin ur own choice frm d menu...

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den lookin @

neighbouring table thinkin,

"I shud hav ordered dat..." 

A japanese came to India.. He took a AUTO to go to airport On the way a HONDA overtakes, Japanese said : HONDA made in JAPAN very fast. Next a TOYOTA overtakes, again he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN,very fast. Airport came, he asked how much? Driver : 800Rs Japanese : why so expensive? Driver : METER made in INDIA, very fast.. Indians rockzzz...!

BOND meets an andhra guy.

bond:my name BOND.(smiles & then says) james bond.

bond: u?

Andra guy: i'm.

Naidu.

Venkata naidu.

Siva venkata naidu.

Laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.

Srinivasulu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.

Rajasekhara srinivasulu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.

Sitaraman rajasekhara srinivasulu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.

Bommiraju sitaraman rajasekhara srinivasalu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.

Bond commits suicide!!

1990

Ee engr sirnte veedethaa?

Dhe aa valiya banglavu kandille.Athaa

2010

Ee engnrude veedetha?

Ethenkilum veettil keri chodikk

Ellaa idathum kaanum orennam!

FUTURE OF Engineers:

Engineer 1:what is the diameter?

Eng2:what is the length?

Eng3:what is the depth?

Eng4: We've to calculate the stress needed

Eng5:where is my laptop?

Eng6:refer the formula in some book.!

Mesthiri: yenthonnadey..oru aani adikan paranjathinano ee bahalam..!! 

Super Straight Insult:

Husband - wt rubbish food u've made? it tastes like cow dung.

Wife - Oh god! this man has tasted everything!

Sum beautiful & lovely lines just 4 u..

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By ENGG GRAPHICS FANS CLUB

"Maricha

Simhathekkal

Nallath

Jeevichirikunna

Kazhuthayanu"

-Einstein

Happy Aayille

Oralenkilum Ninnekurich Nallathu Paranjallo,

Athum Einstein!

B happy.

"Pukavaliyum"

"Yeshudasum"'

Thammilulla

Vyathyaasam

Ariyumo ?

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Pukavali "PAADILLA."

Yeshudas "PAADUM

INTERACT'N IN DFRNT AGES:

LKG:

Girl: Pencil tharumo?

Boy: Missinodu parayum njaan!:-

6TH:

Girl: Pencil tharumo?

Boy: Inna..!:-

12TH:

Girl: Oru Pen tharumo?

Boy: Oh my god! Black veno, blue veno, ?

COLLEGE:

Boy: Thante pen shariku theliyunillennu thonunnu...

Inna ente pen! 

Lovers parayuna 5 pradana vakkukal enthennu ariyamo?

1.hmm

2.ennittu

3.para

4.pinne

5.sheri

Ithaanu manikkurolam phonil samsarikunathu

Love aanu polum love thuuuuooo..

AGE OF SONGS

1 2 8

anjali anjali..

9 2 13

enakoru girlfriend..

14 2 25

nam vayadhuku

vanthom..

26 2 40

aasai 100 vagai..

41 2 50...

enge nimmadhi..

51 2 70

punniyam thedi kasiku povar

above70

no songs,

only music

dandanakka..

So enjoy your life

"Innu raathri kidakkumbol nale unarumennu yathoru urappumilla"

ennalum

ALARM vecholoo..

VISWASAM ATHALLE ELLAM.....Good Night :P" 

I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close to me

bt why do u talk behind me?

Y r u teling evrybody dat i'm

BORN GENIUS!

i hate publicity!:->plz stop it yaar

Fantastic definitions

School:

A place where

papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:

its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:

A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:

A person who kills ur ills by pills n kills U by bills..!:-) 

Best Ever Quote Wrote iN CaNcer Hospital:

"Tobacco CompaNies Kill Their Best Customers.," 

CHEMICAL LOVE LETTER !!!

Swantam amoniakutiku potasium chetan ezhutunna procedure,

Engane ee reactn tudanganam ennenikariyilla....

Vellatil veena sodium pole ente manasu ninakuvendi neeri pukayukayanu..Ninne adyamayi kandapol ente SP orbital onnu kulungi !!

Annu ente Heart grnd stateil ninum xited statilek poyadha iduvare tirichuvannitilla.

Ninte brthr enthu parayunu, aa noble gasinu oru elctrn kududala...

Adhikam kalichal avante ionisation entalpy njan adichu kalakum.... A LIFE without you is like a hydrocarbon without hybridization!!

Ente periodic table-ile hydrogen anu nee..

Acidil metal idumbol hidrogenod cheyunadu pole nee enne displace cheyarudu... anganevannal ente flame testum ash testum nee kaanendivarum!!!

So wats ur inference ???

I luv walkin in d rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying...

(uhhh old STORY)

New version.

I Luv Walkin through the FOG Bcz No one Can FIND I'm SMOKING..! 

Best traffic advertisment of d year-

Picture of Lord GANESHA holdng a helmet wth a saying:

"Tc of ur head. Not every1 gets a rplcemnt like me'

A 4yr old kid kept telling his teacher abt his baby sis who was goin to be born, bcoz he was very much excited abt it. 1 day his mom made him feel d baby's movemnts by placing his palm, on her stomach. D kid dint say anything. Frm dat day onwards he stopped telling his teacher abt his baby sis. 1 day wen his teacher enquired abt his baby sis d boy's eyes were filled wid tears. He replied,"My mummy ate it!"

Innocence is so cute :

Why do we all marry?

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Bcz romance is not the only element of life...We should also know

horror,

terror,

suspense,

stupidity &

tragedy of life.....!

Eppo nokiyalum gud mrng,

gd eve,

gd nit,

Allenkil i like ur friendship,miss u ennu pala reethiyil ayikkunnathu..

Illenkil vere oru mahante kavitha, dialogues ithokke frwds..

Pinne kure SARDARJI, TINTUMON perilulla chalikal..

pinne ee msg 20 peruku ayachillel daivam pani tharum ennu vittu pedippikkuka

Ellavarkum ithu thanne pani !

Arum nannavumennu thonnunnilla..

Sheri,vere onnumilla..

njan oru gudn8..

paryan vendi msg ayachatha..! :-D

Paisak valla aavasyavum vannal oru madiyum koodathe ennod chodikanam.

illennu parayan enik oru madiyum illa.

 Vaakyathil PRAYOGIKKUKA

1,POTTICHIRI:

Pettiyilulla bescat packet aaro pottichirikkunnu.

2,SADAACHARAM:

Jolikari adupil ninnum sadaa chaaram vaarunnu.

3,ETTUM POTTUM:

ettu muttakal thazhe ittapol manasilayi ettum pottum ennu.

4,KAATTAANA:

anchaaru per koodi enne thallan vannal njan entdu kaattaana.?

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage & watch other girls dressed beautifully & think..

"0h! Ivattakalokke engagementinu munbu evideyayirunnu"

Physics wud hav been much, much easier

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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head ! ;-)

Idioms Reloaded.......

1. Money is not everything . There are credit cards too...

2. Love animals. They are tasty....

3. Save water. Drink beer....

4. Study is healthy. Leave it for the sick....

5. Books are holy. Don touch dem....

6. No noise in class. U disturb dose asleep....

7. Must get married. Happiness is not d only aim f lyf....

Last week, on a rainy day. I was walking in the road. There was nobody on the road. Suddenly, it started raining. A boy came near me & said, "come on, get into my umbrella".. But i said, "its ok brother! no thanks" & i walked away. Moral : Moral ellam onnumilla..Adhu oru, 'Sappa Figure' da...

"OnlY 842 girls left for every 1000 boys..

Save Girls, we can save the tigers later"

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PULIkAL veno

Kilikal veno!

A Boy loved a gal.He propsd bt she didnt mind.He gve love letters,Bt her frnds threw dem.Agn d boy decided 2 aproach d gal, dat time a truck ws speeding 2wrds d gal. Wen it ws abt to hit d gal, d boy ran like hell & saved her. She askd 'hw cn u run so fast?' d boy replied "Boost is d secret of my energy" & instntly d gal shouted "our energy" & they lived happily 2geder drinking boost evryday.

moral of d story-i hv free msgs so cn send watevr i want.!!! :P

Nice Quotes Vol 10 ~ (50SMS)

"If god cn bring out a BIG tree out of a smal seed..if he cud make us live in mother's womb 4 9 mnths..if he cn make our hearts beat non stop til death n tc of milions of species on earth..thn,i tel u,nothng is imposibl 4 hm!jus surendr at HIS lotus feet,u wud wondr hw thngs com ur way"!

Expect More From Yourself Than From Others.Because Expectation From Others Hurts a Lot,While Expectation From Yourself Inspires a Lot. 

"If U learn to

translate

every event of

Ur life

into a positive one

then you will

become

a designer of

YouR FuturE.."

Start working to fulfill ur DREAMS.

Otherwise Some day someone will put u in work to fulfill his DREAMS..!

I never worry about who wish me when I win or am happy...

But,

I just see who holds my hand when I lost something in my life..."

"Tip for lifetime : try to pretend yourself that you are happy, slowly it becomes your habit and finally it becomes your character. 

I think of u,

U think of me too..

Bt the difference is,

when i think of u, I send u a message.

U think of me after receiving my message...!!!

Any way Good night...

 Life is more strict than a teacher..

A teacher teaches a lesson and takes an exam.

But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson...

The person who love you lot will always do two things extremely for you.

Silently Caring &

openlyHurting

to make u perfect...

Sensible thought:

"B careful in ur thoughts wen u r alone.."

And

"B careful in ur words wen u r in crowd.."

If Someone Points Out Ur Mistake;

Be Happy That Atleast Someone Is There, Who Is nterested In Ur Betterment..!

D swtest words ever sed by a lover 2 his love...

"Im jealous of d people u evr huged 'coz 4 a moment dey held my entire wrld in der arms"

Whenever u make a call 2 ur dear1, after the talk U'll surely feel

"Oh I forgot 2 tell something"

&

these something give continuity to relationships...

Sometimes we get too possessive with something or someone we dont even own.. It's a side effect of loving too much and receiving little..!

Right things are not possible always.."

"Possible things are not right always.."

"Be true to your heart,,

you will nevr go wrong...!!

Car's Front Glass is large but RearView miror is small. Bcoz Future is more important than Past! So,Look Ahead with Bigger View & Go Ahead..

If your thoughts can make you sad, your thoughts can also make you happy. Choose your thoughts on the way you want to feel. 

A heart beat is excited more wen eyes start looking at sum1 silently But lyf seems 2 b more exciting wen sum1 start reading those eyes silently.! 

1 day a crab ws runnin on d sea shore.

D waves came n cleared d footprints of d crab.

Crab askd:being my frnd y r u clearin my beautiful footprints?

Waves replied:A fisherman ws followin ur footprints 2 catch u!

Dats y i cleared it off.

"Relationship means caring beyond imagination".. 

Realize things b4 its 2 late,

Accept things rather than denying them,

Luv people b4 u lose them

Life comes just once.Luv it while u live it.

Evry day is special,if u THINK so...

evry moment is memorable if u FEEL so...

Evry1 is unique if u c so...life is Beautiful if u live so.

Success ladder is never crowded at the top..

There is competition only at the bottom..

There is always vacancy at the top..

So aim higher....

Beautiful Prayer: GOD when I lose hope, help me 2 rmbr dat ur love is greater dan my disappointmnts & ur plans 4 my life r better than my dreams.

"Nvr make a b¡t of gap betwn d dear ones,

bcoz u w¡l nvr bear d pa¡n wen tat gap is f¡lld by som1 else..."

A Soft nature of a Person does not mean Weakness

Remember..

Nothing is Softer dan Water

Bt Its Force can Break d Strongest of rocks.. 

Always keep on laughing,

So dat even God

Thinks twice b4 givin u pain.

Let even God

Think ur face is da best place,

Whr smile can reside 4ever

Positive thinking is not about expecting d best to happen. It is about accepting that, whatever happen's will be d best .

"I studied everything but not topped, but today the toppers of the best universities are my employees"

(bill gates)

ATTITUDE IS EVRYTHNG..

A fantastic question with a meaningful answ: Define BIRTHDAY?

The only day in ur life,where u CRIED and that made ur mom HAPPY....!

"one of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight,

is because memories are the only thing that don't change when everyone else does!"

Wen we miss sum 1,we feel like sharing a lot? But wen we see thm aftr manydays,we can only smile at thm. actualy Dat smile includes all our feelings.

Giving some1 all ur love nevr assures that they will love u back..Nevr expect love in return but just wait for it to grow in their heart...

Some one very close can break ur heart...But its Amazing!V Still Love Them with every brocken piece.. That the Nature of true Heart..

Xpress Urself To Someone Who Cares For U, Not To Someone Who Needs U.

Becoz, Care means Personal Commitment & Need Means Personal Requirement!

A 40 years successful man, sitting on a bench, with his s-class Mercedes parked behind him, having a latest model of Rolex watch on his wrist, a 1000 rupees, mobile in hand, Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbuk of swiss acounts, is having TEARS in his eyes..

Y..?

Bcoz he is seeing a gang of young guys on another bench having a birthday celebration of 1 of dem.

"When u miss ur frnds, luxury cant stop ur TEARS..."

Why Mother Is So Special?

Whn I Came Home In d Rain, Brthr Askd Y u Didn't Tke An Umbrella, Sistr Advsd Y u Didnt Wait Til Rain Stopd, Fathr Angerly Warnd Only After Getg Cold u Will Realize, bt Mothr While Drying My Hair Said, Stupid Rain! Couldn't It Wait Til My Child Comes Home. dats Mom!

L I F E is a oneway roaD,

wHere,U can See Back..

But,

U can't Go Back.. So Dont miss anythinG !

Enjoy Every SeconD of LiFe!

At 1,he wud hav lost his sleep to tak care of u:-)

When u are 10,he wud hav lost his fav conditioner to hav ur skool fees:-)

At 18, he wud hav lost al his savings to give u graduation:-)

At ur 22,he wud hav lost his respect to get u a job:-)

To keep u rich,he wud hav not even purchased clothes fa hmself:-)

To make u lead a luxurious lyf he wud hav not even taken care of his health:-)

He is d one who sheds his personal interests fa ur prosperous lyf:) Salute our dad fr his sacrifice ...and pass on to 10 mdmbers if u luv ur dad...i luv my dad so i did it!

Best lines for a practical life:

"I have many problems in my life...

But,my lips doesn't know tat... It always smiles.."!

"The Toughest challenge of life is to be Urself in a world where everyone is trying to make u some one else.." 

The hardest thing of missing someone is not just their absence...Its when you think of the memories shared with them n ask u'rself, won't it ever happen again.?

D best reltnshp is not d 1 which is free frm prblms n misundrstndngs.

Its d one wher a sorry n a smile cn make everything perfect as b4...!!

LIFE and TIME are THE world's best two teachers.

"LIFE teaches us the use of time"

and the

"TIME teaches us the value of life".

Love is wat can be felt not told, It can be given bt not sold, It comes wen u least expect it, and it leaves wen u most need it. 

Evrythn dat God allows 2 cum in ur way s wit a purpose.....He uses evn d greatst error & deepst hurt 2 mould u in 2 a persn f worth & value.....

Life is like race between cat & rat.

Rat mostly wins, bcoz cat runs 4 food, & rat runs 4 life.

Remember,

"Purpose is more important than need"

Love is the medicine for any kind of wound..But there is no medicine found in the world for the wound creatd by luv.. 

A universal fact: The person who hates thinks about U,double the times that the person who loves U.So never mind hate or love.Be proud,U remembered.

Many times v lose our best frnds

bcoz

we are

unable 2

express how special they r 2 us. 

Give ur absence to ur loved ones to make them miss u so much..

But don't make it as a habit,coz they will learn to live without u!!

  

Renju's Quotes - Quotes Created by myself

These Quotations are not adopted but CREATED BY ME...feel free to share it as well as apply in your life - Renju

" In a haste for making a superb Tomorrow, Never forget to live a Beautiful Today "

" Its true that small misunderstanding which could create a gap in relationship, can be easily solved by a mere open talk. Only thing is that one should initiate to talk.."

" Hearing music which we love most, definitely helps us to have a pleasant feeling....
From my experience...."

" Getting busy with day to day life is also nice..Coz we will have little time to think of our self "

" Interact and keep in touch with only those who really wishes to get it from you.. Or else its disturbance for them as well as waste of time and feelings for you..."

" If u wish to be alone, i promise dat i wont disturb u. But later u shudnt complain dat i left u alone..."

" When ever u feel sooo happy, dont supress it , just show it and multiply as smile in ur face, like i do now.. :) "

" There are days when i have thought like, has the clock got stuck up, and there are some surprising days too when we wonder how the time went so fast....it wud be those funny days of which i want to be a part of..getting in to conversation with my friends..."

" Somebody told me today like, His life is an open book...The only problem i found in it was that, there is actually nothing written in that book!!!"

" Being too much perfect invites trouble; Even then i wish to be like this only always...."

" Headache also feels good if we start loving it...."

" Change the way u live, if ever u r getting bored by the same routine..."

‎" Taking a devil form in some point of life is also recommended...."

" No matter how much you try to hide, if u feel something special for a person, it will be reflected in every action you do with them....even without your notice "

"If ever you fail to find Happiness around you, just Try creating some inside you. . . "

" If the every day Newspaper is divided in to such a way that it carries Good News & Bad News as separate pages, how many pages do u think wil be there carrying Good News, in a whole 30 Page Newspaper? "

" Somedays are never forgotten, even though so many years has been passed by. . .with memories so strong than the present life. . ."

" Is it true that people wil think big of you, if u add big words during a conversation ?"

" If u look at a girl and if she didnt turned her face away from you in the first time, most probably it wil be a doll or the girl wil be blind. . . "

" If you are interested in talking more, but having less patience to listen, then u are at the verge of loosing almost all relationships. . . "

" i may feel rich if i have money. . But i feel like heaven itself, if im rich with someone who always spends time for me. . ."

" Spending few minutes to interact or have a talk whole heartedly with some one who really cares is nice. i am really thankful to my friends and im feeling lucky too in this case. ."

" Isnt it really a heavenly feeling, when someone tells us directly that they love us a lot. . . Im so happy. . . ."

" There is beauty in every piece of nature. . we should just have enough time to explore & admire it. ."

‎" If you dont have time to spend for others, then dont expect from others to spend time for you too. . . . " 

" Waking up in the morning with thoughts of someone very special makes an excellent start of the day. It's really a beautiful feeling to realize that, it's true and i'm not dreaming! "

" When life changes so beautifully that it fills each and every day with happiness, we feel like thanking god every second of our life for his grace on us . ."

"Some days are good, some are even beautiful; but there are days so breathtaking that nothing can beat it coz of the precious moments it has gifted. . The day when dream is changed in to reality" :¤)

These quotes are taken from my life itself and so i hope they are worth sharing...

Rgds

Renju

Nice Quotes Vol 9 ~ (50 SMS)

How relations die . .

1 Month After college .

Frequent calls tellin how much u miss each other..

2 Months later . .

Friendly chats n msgs askin what their next plans r

4 Mnths later . . .

No of calls n msgs reduced. .

5 Mnths ltr..

U can c only their 4warded msgs if u r lucky . .

After 6 to 7 Mnths..

some won't 've time 2 reply ur msgs.Some 'Ll feel irritated to talk to u 4 long over phone . . .

N after a long time . .

U'll recieve a call/msg . . .

N that 'll be 1 of d last calls/msgs from dem

dats an invitation 4 their weddin. . .

N frm there they'll get bsy wid their own lyf. Wid No tym....

"Pure heart is the greatest temple in the world..

Dont believe the affection face, but believe the affection heart, they r very rare in this world...."

Everyone shows more love and care in the beginning of any relations but none maintaining it till last...

STRANGE BUT TRUE..

Keep loving d person whom u like even if dey dont respect ur feelings,bcoz at d end of d day u will still hve a satisfied feeling dat its nt ur fault. .

Fact of lyf:- wen u hate sum1,even their luv will irritate u..wen u luv sum1,even their hurtings will b loveable..

 CUTE TRUTH:

"D person who tries 2 keep evry1 happy & alwys care 4 evry1 is alwys D mst lonely person"

"Strange bt true."

Do u know the best couples in the universe?

"Smile & Tears"

They rarely meet, but when they meet, it is the most beautiful moment of our life...

A Quote Which Means a Lot :

Read Carefully :

"Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you".

When Your Loved Ones Commit any Mistake or Hurt You,

You should have the Faith that the Wrong was Only

"In-tension" & not

"Intention".

If U love someone,

'show it'

it's better than

'telling it'. .

BUT

If U hate someone,

"tell it",

it's better than

"showing it". . .

Powerful Lines:

Boy'z r

"GuD Lovers"

BuT

NoT

"GuD Selectors",

Gals r

"GuD Selectors"

BuT

NoT

"GuD Lovers"

Expression Of The Face Could Be Seen By Everyone;

But The Depression Of Heart Could Be Understood Only By The Best One. So don't Loose Them In ur Life...

 

Wen luv is unknwn 4 u,u knw wat is happiness..wen luv is knwn 4 u u knw wat is pain..wen u loose it u knw wat is life..

"In the hand of life its not important to hold all the Good relation, But its more important how good u behave with the relation which u hold"..

The person whom u lik the most may break ur heart and leave.

But Even Aftr yrs when u see that person, your heart misses a beat!

Hard but true.

A true quote--

Love dosn't start in morning & dosnt end in evn.It starts when u don't need it & ends when u need it the most!

 "Talents will take you to high position..

But,

Good character only helps you to maintain high position". Be always Genuine.Win all the hearts.

GREAT WORDS:-

When u want more time to take correct decision then remember:

"Even a correct decision is wrong when it's too late"

 Cute lines:

She changed my every bad habbit by Loving me all the time

&

finally she left me, Saying that U r changed

Good decision comes from experience ;

but experience comes from bad decision.

Beautiful lines by shakespear:

"Close ur eyes, think abt ur lovable person, watch ur lips.. It will automatically smile....."

The weakest part of a relation

comes when one of the person has to

give explanation to prove theTrUsT ..,..!

Dere r sumtims ven v hav 2 stop lovng sum1 nt bcoz v start hatng dem. Bt bcoz v realise dat dey wud b much happier if v let dem go.. 

"Succes also hurts when us dont hav a loved 1 to wish us.

Faliure also looks beautiful, when us have a loved 1 to support us..."

It wud make more sense if d lifecycle was all backwards.shuddie 1st n get death out of d way.den u live in an old age hom wit pension.u get ur provdnt fund n start workin.u work 40 yrs until u r young enuf 2 enjy retirement.u booze,party den get ready 4 hi school.den u bcum a kid,play,hav no worries.u bcum a little baby,go back in2 d womb,spend ur last 9 mnths floatin..n finish off as an organism.. Life rocks ! !

"NeVeR DeSigN uR cHaRacTer

LyK a GarDeN

weR aNyoNe cAn WalK..

DeSigN uR cHaRacTer

lyK d sKy

wEr eVerYoNe DeSirE To ReAcH"

Deep relationships are not built by forcing you to understand me, but by giving the confidence that I have understand you well as much I can..

All small small fights creates big affection on our beloved ones.Always laughing does nt create true relation,sumtims fight,cryin, scolding,all makes it thick.

Never search ur happiness in others - it will make u feel ALONE.

Search it in urself, u will feel happy even wen u are left ALONE....

Tears are more truthful than smile. Because you can smile in front of everyone.But U will cry only infront of one who is special to YOU..... 

Touching lines from a broken heart.. "i didnt go away from u. I just walked slowly. But it hurts that u didnt care enough to stop me"....

Lonely hours r d best hours of life...

Coz its d only time wn we share our deepest secrets with d most trusted person in d world...

Sometimes we

maintain silence 2 protect 1 Beautiful Relation..."

"But too much silence creates a distance in every beautiful relations.!

Beautiful words: friendship is not having a gang of people around u....Its best 2 have 1 heart which is truly thinking of u and cares for u always

"Love Makes You Strong InFront Of The Whole World...

But

Weak InFront Of The One You Love."

 Life is a continuous challenge and an unending struggle. We are not made rich by what is in our pocket but we are rich by what is in our heart...

A beautiful quote.. "Do not worry if others do not understand you."

"Worry only if you can't understand yourself!!

Live life n love life.!!

One can count the number of seeds in an apple,but no one can count number of apples in a seed.Future is unseen, always hope for the best.

SILENCE is fence around wisdom

If ur foot slips,u can alwys regain ur balance...

if ur tongue slips,u can nevr recall words...

The insecurity of losin our love makes us lose a friend in them..

&

The insecurity of losing a friend makes us fall in love with them...

Strange but true.

" THE BEST MESSAGE EVER "

"Someone who cantaccept you at yourworst situation...

Has no rights to be wit you at your best situation...!!! "

A hard fact to digest :

Watevr relation u buildup in dis world, d only thing remains atlast is the loneliness with lots n lots of memories...... 

"Loving someone dosent need a reason. If you can explain why you love someone, its called 'Like'. If you cannot explain, its simply called 'Love

"one of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight,

is because memories are the only thing that don't change when everyone else does!"

The sign of maturity is not when we start speaking "Big things", But actually it is, when we start understanding "Small things"

Golden Words By Hitler-

"Think Thousand Tym B4 U Tak a Decision,Bt Nvr Turn Bck Even If u Get Thousand Dificulties Aftr Such Decision"... 

When u truly love someone. U don't look 4 faults. U don't look 4 answers, u don't look for mistakes, instead u fight the mistakes, u accept the faults & over looks the excuses.

The Most Poisonous Word

From The Dearest One is

"WHO ARE U.?"

&

The Most Sweetest Word

From The Enemy is

"HOW ARE U.

 True relations are like our upper & lower eyelids!

They often meet Bcoz they miss each other & when they meet, they dont see the world around.. 

 TRUTH:

People dont change when

you tell them a BETTER OPTION..

They change only when they realise there is

NO OTHER OPTION..