A man in his dream was eating cake happily, when he woke up he saw half of his pillow GONE. So close your mouth while sleeping.
Wat is a kiss?In view of. . . . . .
GEOMETRY : Kiss is d shortest distance b/w 2 lips !
ECONOMICS: Kiss is whose DEMAND is always greater dan SUPPLY !
PHYSICS: Kiss is d process of charging a humanbody !
COMPUTER: Kiss is just like a LAN,in whch 2 bodies r connectd witout any DATACABLE ! HISTORY: The great war b/w 2 lips !
CHEMISTRY: The fast reaction b/w 2 lips witout any catalyst !
Oral marichal 2 problm,
avane kathikano,
kuzichidano?
kathichal no prblm,
kuzichital 2 prblm,
avide pullu mulakumo,
illeyo?
Illengil ok,
mulachal 2 prblm,
pasu thinnumo ellayo?
Thinillenkil no prblm,
thinnal 2 prblm,
athu pal tharumo illeyo?
Thannilengil no prblm,
thannal 2 prblm,
aa pal kudikkaamo illayo?
Kudichillengil ok,
kudichal 2 prblm,
kudichal chakumo illayo?
chathillenkil ok,
chathal 2 prblm,
avane kathikano atho kuzhichidano?
plz solve the prblm.!
Loverinte phone callinayi kathirikumpozhulla aa sugam...
Avalumayi konjumbol ulla aa resam...
Aval fon cut cheyyumbol ulla aa oru dukkam...
Bill varumbol avalude achan Xchangil poy list edukumpol ulla aa oru nombaram...
Pinne kittunna idiyude vedhana...
Aaaha,
Dat's true love...
First turn your Head to the right and then to the left..
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Repeat this exersise whenever you are offered something to eat..
How to Make a girl Happy?
It's not at all difficult to make girls happy. u only need to be...
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Loyal
5. Sweet
6. Chef
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
9. Decorator
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312. Good listener
313. Organizer
314. Good boyfriend
315. Very clean
316. Sympathetic
317. Athletic
318. Warm
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1054. Courageous
1055. Determined
1056. True
1057. Dependable
1058. Intelligent
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10013. Psychologist
10014. Pest exterminator
10015. Psychiatrist
10016. Healer
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3110010. Stylist
3110011. Driver
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its not at all difficult....;-)
Height of Confidence:
All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane.
Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their studnts.
dey all hurried out of d plane.. bt only 1 didnt move..
he said: "If it is made by my students,this wont even start.
Oridathu oru barthavum baryayum jeevichirunnu. 2 perum parasparam jeevanu tulyam snehichirunnu
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Appozhanu avan kadannu varunnathu. Barthavinu "B P".
Dr avalodu paranju barthavinu SALT(UPPU) kodukkaruthennu,koduthal barthavu marichu pokumennu
Nallavalaya aval valare sredichu.
Pakshe athu sambavikkuka tanne cheythu
Ravile atha ayal marichu kidakkunnu.
Chathichatharu..
Nallavalaya baryayo?
C.B.I case file cheythu.
Avide case purogamikkumbol..aval chithakku munpil potti karayukayayirunnu.
Avasanam CBI athu kandupidichu.
AVARUDE TOOTHPASTE - IL
UPPUNDAYIRRUNNU..
NINGALUDE TOOTHPASTIL UPPUNDO.....
I luv ur SMILE
Bcoz
My favourite colour is "YELLOW"
"Om swamy SASIaya namah.."
Ithu Palarivattam Sasiyude asramathil ninnu frdwrd cheytha msg anu.
Ithu delete cheytha Babune urumbu kadichu, Sureshinte veetil pucha kayari, maluvinte kalil mullu kondu, Ithu 100 perku forwd cheyta antappanu soap medichappol pena free kitti, 20 perku ayacha ikkruvinu vazyil kidannu todakku rubber kitty, 10 perku ayacha binuvinu busil kayariyappol irikkan seat kitty.
So fwd 2 ur frnds entenkilum kittiyalo...!
God asked me "wat do u want?" MILLION DOLLARS Or a TRUE FRND LIKE 'you'?
I said -
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MILLION DOLLARS !
Be practical yaar v wil share it later
5 Motivatin wrds-"I wil top my class"
4 pleasnt wrds-"I wil wrk hard"
3 Lvely wrds-"i lov stdying"
2 spcl words-"my books"
1 imprtant word-
"LATER.."
DEDICATED TO ALL ENGINEERS:
I could hav been a doctor and saved lives!
I could hav been a lawyer and defended lives!
I could hav been a soldier and protectd lives!
But why to play
with others lives??
So I chose to be an Engineer,
and destroyed my own life!!
The most painful situation is when u r waiting for ur frnd aftr exam...
Thinking
"ivalavu neram eluthuran. oruvela Pass ayiduvano"
"PRANAYAM, VIVAAHAM" Ennokke Parayunnath
"Indian Railway" Poleyanu...
Pokaan Udheshicha Vandi Kittiyillengil,
Kittiya Vandikku Kerippokanam...!
Redefined Definitions:
1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage.
5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person 2 a subconscious state.
5) Genius -see the sender's name :)
I send u many msgs
but u didnt send even a single msg!
Now I'm
deleting ur MOBILE No.
Last nite i dreamt of u.U were travelling in bus.Suddenly d bus lost control n fell into a river.Evry1 swam2 save their life bt u were still swiming searchng 4 sum1 And...
Then i heard ur voice sayin -
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Do...Conducteree Balance 50ps Evidado..?
Eniku Jeevan Ulla Kalam Vare Ninaku SMS Ayachu Kondirikum.
Ennenkilum Oru Nal SMS Vannilenkil Annu Njan
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SMS Ayachitundavilla!!
LION SLEEPS 18 HOURS A DAY..
If hardwork is d key to success then donkey would hav been the king of animals!!
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Dedicated 2 all my hardworkin frnz!!
Marriage is like
goin 2 a restaurant &
selectin ur own choice frm d menu...
&
den lookin @
neighbouring table thinkin,
"I shud hav ordered dat..."
A japanese came to India.. He took a AUTO to go to airport On the way a HONDA overtakes, Japanese said : HONDA made in JAPAN very fast. Next a TOYOTA overtakes, again he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN,very fast. Airport came, he asked how much? Driver : 800Rs Japanese : why so expensive? Driver : METER made in INDIA, very fast.. Indians rockzzz...!
BOND meets an andhra guy.
bond:my name BOND.(smiles & then says) james bond.
bond: u?
Andra guy: i'm.
Naidu.
Venkata naidu.
Siva venkata naidu.
Laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.
Srinivasulu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.
Rajasekhara srinivasulu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.
Sitaraman rajasekhara srinivasulu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.
Bommiraju sitaraman rajasekhara srinivasalu laxminarayna siva venkata naidu.
Bond commits suicide!!
1990
Ee engr sirnte veedethaa?
Dhe aa valiya banglavu kandille.Athaa
2010
Ee engnrude veedetha?
Ethenkilum veettil keri chodikk
Ellaa idathum kaanum orennam!
FUTURE OF Engineers:
Engineer 1:what is the diameter?
Eng2:what is the length?
Eng3:what is the depth?
Eng4: We've to calculate the stress needed
Eng5:where is my laptop?
Eng6:refer the formula in some book.!
Mesthiri: yenthonnadey..oru aani adikan paranjathinano ee bahalam..!!
Super Straight Insult:
Husband - wt rubbish food u've made? it tastes like cow dung.
Wife - Oh god! this man has tasted everything!
Sum beautiful & lovely lines just 4 u..
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By ENGG GRAPHICS FANS CLUB
"Maricha
Simhathekkal
Nallath
Jeevichirikunna
Kazhuthayanu"
-Einstein
Happy Aayille
Oralenkilum Ninnekurich Nallathu Paranjallo,
Athum Einstein!
B happy.
"Pukavaliyum"
"Yeshudasum"'
Thammilulla
Vyathyaasam
Ariyumo ?
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Pukavali "PAADILLA."
Yeshudas "PAADUM
INTERACT'N IN DFRNT AGES:
LKG:
Girl: Pencil tharumo?
Boy: Missinodu parayum njaan!:-
6TH:
Girl: Pencil tharumo?
Boy: Inna..!:-
12TH:
Girl: Oru Pen tharumo?
Boy: Oh my god! Black veno, blue veno, ?
COLLEGE:
Boy: Thante pen shariku theliyunillennu thonunnu...
Inna ente pen!
Lovers parayuna 5 pradana vakkukal enthennu ariyamo?
1.hmm
2.ennittu
3.para
4.pinne
5.sheri
Ithaanu manikkurolam phonil samsarikunathu
Love aanu polum love thuuuuooo..
AGE OF SONGS
1 2 8
anjali anjali..
9 2 13
enakoru girlfriend..
14 2 25
nam vayadhuku
vanthom..
26 2 40
aasai 100 vagai..
41 2 50...
enge nimmadhi..
51 2 70
punniyam thedi kasiku povar
above70
no songs,
only music
dandanakka..
So enjoy your life
"Innu raathri kidakkumbol nale unarumennu yathoru urappumilla"
ennalum
ALARM vecholoo..
VISWASAM ATHALLE ELLAM.....Good Night :P"
I trusted u a lot bcoz u r close to me
bt why do u talk behind me?
Y r u teling evrybody dat i'm
BORN GENIUS!
i hate publicity!:->plz stop it yaar
Fantastic definitions
School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D
Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)
Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)
Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)
Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills n kills U by bills..!:-)
Best Ever Quote Wrote iN CaNcer Hospital:
"Tobacco CompaNies Kill Their Best Customers.,"
CHEMICAL LOVE LETTER !!!
Swantam amoniakutiku potasium chetan ezhutunna procedure,
Engane ee reactn tudanganam ennenikariyilla....
Vellatil veena sodium pole ente manasu ninakuvendi neeri pukayukayanu..Ninne adyamayi kandapol ente SP orbital onnu kulungi !!
Annu ente Heart grnd stateil ninum xited statilek poyadha iduvare tirichuvannitilla.
Ninte brthr enthu parayunu, aa noble gasinu oru elctrn kududala...
Adhikam kalichal avante ionisation entalpy njan adichu kalakum.... A LIFE without you is like a hydrocarbon without hybridization!!
Ente periodic table-ile hydrogen anu nee..
Acidil metal idumbol hidrogenod cheyunadu pole nee enne displace cheyarudu... anganevannal ente flame testum ash testum nee kaanendivarum!!!
So wats ur inference ???
I luv walkin in d rain bcz nobody knows i'm crying...
(uhhh old STORY)
New version.
I Luv Walkin through the FOG Bcz No one Can FIND I'm SMOKING..!
Best traffic advertisment of d year-
Picture of Lord GANESHA holdng a helmet wth a saying:
"Tc of ur head. Not every1 gets a rplcemnt like me'
A 4yr old kid kept telling his teacher abt his baby sis who was goin to be born, bcoz he was very much excited abt it. 1 day his mom made him feel d baby's movemnts by placing his palm, on her stomach. D kid dint say anything. Frm dat day onwards he stopped telling his teacher abt his baby sis. 1 day wen his teacher enquired abt his baby sis d boy's eyes were filled wid tears. He replied,"My mummy ate it!"
Innocence is so cute :
Why do we all marry?
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Bcz romance is not the only element of life...We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
stupidity &
tragedy of life.....!
Eppo nokiyalum gud mrng,
gd eve,
gd nit,
Allenkil i like ur friendship,miss u ennu pala reethiyil ayikkunnathu..
Illenkil vere oru mahante kavitha, dialogues ithokke frwds..
Pinne kure SARDARJI, TINTUMON perilulla chalikal..
pinne ee msg 20 peruku ayachillel daivam pani tharum ennu vittu pedippikkuka
Ellavarkum ithu thanne pani !
Arum nannavumennu thonnunnilla..
Sheri,vere onnumilla..
njan oru gudn8..
paryan vendi msg ayachatha..! :-D
Paisak valla aavasyavum vannal oru madiyum koodathe ennod chodikanam.
illennu parayan enik oru madiyum illa.
Vaakyathil PRAYOGIKKUKA
1,POTTICHIRI:
Pettiyilulla bescat packet aaro pottichirikkunnu.
2,SADAACHARAM:
Jolikari adupil ninnum sadaa chaaram vaarunnu.
3,ETTUM POTTUM:
ettu muttakal thazhe ittapol manasilayi ettum pottum ennu.
4,KAATTAANA:
anchaaru per koodi enne thallan vannal njan entdu kaattaana.?
Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on a stage & watch other girls dressed beautifully & think..
"0h! Ivattakalokke engagementinu munbu evideyayirunnu"
Physics wud hav been much, much easier
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head ! ;-)
Idioms Reloaded.......
1. Money is not everything . There are credit cards too...
2. Love animals. They are tasty....
3. Save water. Drink beer....
4. Study is healthy. Leave it for the sick....
5. Books are holy. Don touch dem....
6. No noise in class. U disturb dose asleep....
7. Must get married. Happiness is not d only aim f lyf....
Last week, on a rainy day. I was walking in the road. There was nobody on the road. Suddenly, it started raining. A boy came near me & said, "come on, get into my umbrella".. But i said, "its ok brother! no thanks" & i walked away. Moral : Moral ellam onnumilla..Adhu oru, 'Sappa Figure' da...
"OnlY 842 girls left for every 1000 boys..
Save Girls, we can save the tigers later"
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PULIkAL veno
Kilikal veno!
A Boy loved a gal.He propsd bt she didnt mind.He gve love letters,Bt her frnds threw dem.Agn d boy decided 2 aproach d gal, dat time a truck ws speeding 2wrds d gal. Wen it ws abt to hit d gal, d boy ran like hell & saved her. She askd 'hw cn u run so fast?' d boy replied "Boost is d secret of my energy" & instntly d gal shouted "our energy" & they lived happily 2geder drinking boost evryday.
moral of d story-i hv free msgs so cn send watevr i want.!!! :P
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