Terrible english by PT sir:
1) There is no wind in the football.
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
3) you rotate the ground 4 times.
4) you go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you clap.
6) Bring your parents and your mother and father. & d bst...
7)why Haircut not cut..?
"If your enemies throw a stone at u, jst smile and throw back a flower at them..." "But, make sure u throw it with the pot..."
The World's thinnest book is published with title "WHAT A WOMAN WANTS" It has only one page containing only one word "EVERYTHING"
"GIRLS POLICY"- Fraud with inocent BOYS! Fun with handsome BOYS! Friendship with good BOYS! Love with faithfull BOYS! Finally Marriage with Rich Uncle..!!
"Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 Boys in India.. Save Girls, we can save the Tigers later..!!" U need a girl behind in ur bike or Tiger???
All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later
These two words will open many Doors in Your life.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1. Push 2. Pull
Man to God:"Can i smoke while I pray?" God got ANGRY Another man asked:"Can i pray while i smoke?" God AGREED "Response depends on how you propose"
In xam,a studnt ws givn 2 write an essay on mother A smart child wrote- "COMBINATION OF MILLION WORDS FRM 26 ALPHABETS CAN NEVER EXPRES MY LOVING MOM"...,!!!!
If u didnt have a Good day, dnt worry.No problem There r many Other brands lik marie,50-50 Milk Bikis,Little Hearts etc Try them Tin Tin Tidin!
Messaging Cost :- 1997 - Rs. 4.00
1999 - Rs. 2.00
2005 - Ps. 0.50
2007 - Ps. 0.10
2010 & 2011 - Every Networks provides Free Message Offers. Then should i help you to take a loan for you to send me an SMS????
DRINKS-definition D-Delicious after one peg R-Romantic after 2 pegs I-Interested after 3pegs N-Naughty after 4pegs K-King after 5 pegs S-Snake after 6 pegs
A guy proposed a girl saying "I luv u. I was in luv wid u 4m d day I saw u. I cn do any thng 4 u ,cn brng stars 4m sky. can oppose whole world,cn live nd die 4u." the girl quitely replied. . . "Anaya naaku english raadu telugu lo cheppandi"
Just imagine:- U & UR lover having a kiss.. In a romantic atmosphere.. Tight lipped.. & Suddenly.. ur lover vomits. JuSt ImAgiNe!!!
I'll take bricks and write "I miss u" on them
and throw it on ur head 2 make u feel
how much it hurts wen"I miss u"...
So better keep remembering me...
Funny Quote on a Husband's T-Shirt . . . . All Girls are Devils, But my Wife is Queen. . . . . . . . of Them !!!!
Chocolaty & crunchy outside... Creamy & whitish inside... Guess what it is? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Feels like eating it??? Hmm... . . . . . . .Its COCKROACH.
Whn i dnt gt ur sms.. A little pain in my heart. A smal tear in my eyes& sadness falls on my face.. What is this? Its nothing ya .. just over acting
If U R Sitting Among A Group Of People & There Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht's Not The Proof That U R' Confident" . .
It jst means u dnt hv a mobile...
Beautiful line written at petrol pump... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "AVOID GIRLFRIENDS, IT SAVES 90% Petrol.!! "
A Boy Makes a Mistake, Girl Scolds him, Boy Says "Sorry.."
Next time Girl Makes a Mistake, Boy Scolds her, Girl Cries.. Boy Says "Sorry..!!"
WHO IS GUILTY ? Husband & Wife r sleepng. Wife, dreaming, suddenly shouts,"Quick, my husband is back! Husband gets up & jumps out of d window.!
Even If All The Musicians In The World Join Together To Create a Melody To Make Us Sleep, They Cannot Win Over Our "TEXT BOOKS"!!
Define, Biology & sociology? If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbour Den it is called Sociology
"ATTITUDE REDEFINED"... I m not somebody special.. . . . . . . . . . I'm just one of GOD's "limited editions"!!!
6 funniest contradictory words:
1-Clearly misunderstood
2-Exact estimate
3-Small crowd
4-Found missing
5-Fully empty
6-Happily married!!
Innocent line by a True Lover: Girl: Why do u alwys follow me around? Boy: Well.. Bcz wen I ws a kid my mom told me 2 follow my dreams!!
C.A.T Exam best question: Spell d word"COW"in 13 letters. Topperz couldnt, Answer but back bench Boy.. "SEE O DOUBLEYOU" Think different.
An Illiterate Father with his educated son went on a camping trip, they setup their tent & fell asleep. Sum hours later, Father wakes his Son & asks: Look up to d sky & tell me wat u see? Son: I see milions of stars. Father: & wat does that tell u? Son: Astronomicaly, it tells that there r milions of galaxies & planets.. Father remains silent for moment then says: Idiot, sum1 has stolen our tent! MORAL: Education ruins your common sense
In xam hall boy asked girl Tell me the starting term fr dis answer I cn den manage on my own. After lot of hesitation n lukin around silently she said THE...!
"If the first button in a shirt is put wrong ,then every button will b wrong." Great Lines said by . . . . . Tailor Sasi....
Any Time Any Problem Any Help Just 1 Missed Call I will "SWITCH OFF my Mobile"
A Famous Writer Said: "Love is Like A Long Sweet Dream" & "Marriage is An Alarm Clock..." So Enjoy Sweet Dreams Until Ur Alarm Wakes U Up!
Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast and bcome parents. Think different Do different:
Q-what's the definition of women? Ans- someone who talks for hours while standing at the door but won't sit because of lack of time !!
World end estimated to be by 2086. This is not just any other story. This was calculated by eminent scientists acros the world who hav sacrificed their lives for analysin the Gamma &Alpha rays of Sun. They say it wil afect the sun beam upon Kerala and every lime stone corners wil get melted 2 the ocean, which wil result in the formation of a new place. They also said, only wayanad would be unaffected bcos of the atmospheric pressure. This estimation s done by a group of 16 scientists and that team is led by, Tintumon, LKG (FAILED). n thanks 4 reading
Old Concpt:- "Do r Die"
New Concpt: "Do B4 u die"
Latest Concpt: "Don't Die Until u Do"
Our Concept: "Wat 2 Do?" y 2 die?
live lazy go crazy!
Never hold ur farts inside. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain & dat's where u get SHITTY ideas from! So Blast to GLORY.Loudly n Proudly!
Read step by step
1-I need 2 tel u sumthng..now read no.5
2-R u in a rush? read 8
3-R u curious? read 9
4-Luk its following u.read 15
5-I havnt got d guts.just read 17
6-I wud lik 2 tel u bt u shud read 16
7-I'll tel u.bt 1st read 2
8-Its vry simple.jus read 4
9-Dnt get nrvous.its simpl.jus read 18
10-Nt yet.bt read 19
11-R u gettin tired?relax.jus read 13
12-Lik i was sayin.read 3
13-Ur nearly der.read 14
14-Ur scroll button is working perfectly! If u Still doubt it, read 1.
15-ur getng nervous juz read 6
16-u stil didnt gt it juz read 12
17-oh! m embarresed read 7
18-i dnt knw ull understand or no juz read 10
19-ok nw read 11 slowly
1st day of skul..boy sees a grl sitin rite nxt 2 hm & rites in a paper.."I love u, do u?"& passes d paper 2 hr.. she replies.."no" He din't gave up he rubbed hr ansr & pasd it 2 another grl & she replied"yes"
Moral of the story: . . Definitely not what u thnkng.. Itz..... 'Save earth.. Recycle paper!
Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stupid:-P, ur own heart!!!!!
A cute girl 2 d boy in a Sweets Shop: Wil u marry me whn I grw up? Boy smild & said YES Chinnu : Thn can u giv ur Future wife a free Chocolate.
Be careful wen sum1 tels u that he/she luvs u from the bottom of their heart coz this also means that there's stil enuf space for another one on top!!!
A heart touchng story A 19yr old boy went 2 beer shop and askd how much a KINGFISHER BEER costs?
Waiter said rs 75,the boy startd countng hw much he had in his purse.then he askd hw much a KALYANI BEER cost?
Waiter got iritated and said:RS72, the boy had KALYANI BEER. he paid bill n left.
Wen the waitr came to pik d empty bottle,he was shoked. . The boy had left 75rs and 3rs as a tip 4 him!!
Whats the Difference between People who Pray in the TEMPLE & people who Pray in the Exam Hall??
Those in the Exam Hall are Damn Serious!!!!
Amazing(GK) information: The letters A, B, C and D, do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99. The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED. 'A' appears 1st time in THOUSAND. 'B' appears 1st time in BILLION. 'C' appears 1st time in CRORE. Interesting!
A School Held Contest For Kids The Theme Was " The most cute Thing Dad Did For Me" Award Winning Sweet Answer is "He Married My Mom"
GOD:- I cant b evrywere, So i created MOTHER! DEVIL:- I too cant b evrywere, So i created GIRLS! BOYS:- Dont worry, v wil change the girls into Mother!
Once Einstein was readin in class. A scorpion bit his toe..But still he continued readin wit concentration. Wen d teacher asked him, he said tat d scorpion bit on his toe, not on his mind, so he didn't lose concentration. Dear frnds, dis is wat v cal . . "OVER SHOW"
Woman complaining to Dentist: " I wud rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !"
Dentist: "Decide, so i can adjust the chair accordingly!!
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