1st day our frndship was like a WELL
2nd day it was like a RIVER
3rd day a SEA
4th day an OCEAN&
Nw, its like a
TSUNAMI
"Enne Rakshikkanee"
Smile please :)
2day is MMS day:
MMS means
"MAKE MONKEYS SMILE.
I did my job!
Now u shud send it2 all ur
MONKEY frnds.
n make dem smile
A GIRL loved a BOY sincerely.. For 3 years.
For more JOKES, sms JOKES to 56565. Rs.3/sms. Conditions apply.
Ethra naalayi njan nokkunnu..entha varathathu? pala thavana njan vilichitum nee vannilla, Nale koodi njan nokum, iniyum vannillel thenga idan vere aale vilikum!
Oruthane snehhchu mattoruthane kalyanam kazhichu veroruthante kunjine prasavich avane divorce cheith matoruthante opam gvch veroruthane prenaych poya oru pavam sthreeyude hridayardramaya kadha.. Ningalkai udan asianetil..
'PATHIVRITHA' :-)
HEY Loosu! Arivu irukka? Kurangu madhiri Mulikkure! sms Pannamattiya? Thandam! ippadi unnai yaravadhu thittina enkitte sollu. Naan parthukiren....
Why Love Marriage is better than Arranged???
B'coz "A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost'.....
Ques: Lokathu ettavum adhikam apakadathil petta couples ?
Ariyilla?
Mosham
Ans: Kuttoosanum Daakiniyum.
Velluvilikkan njangalundu,
Njangale vellan arundu..?
-BRAZIL
Velluvilikkunnadu kollam,
pakshe tholkan vendiyavarudu
-ARGENTINA.
Njangale tholpikkan kazhiyilla.
-ENGLAND.
Njangalude munnil pedathirikkan sookshicholu
-GERMANI.
Cup njangallku thanne
-PORTUGAL
Cup njangal nilanirthum
-ITALI.
Ithu njangalude Worldcup
-SPAIN.
Attimarikal pratheekshikkam
-IVARICOST
Cup swapnam kandolu pakshe athu njangalkullathanu
-FRANCE
Njangal Karutha kuthirakal
-GHANA.
Njangaleyum kalikkaan koottumoo.?
-INDIA
Few things Indian movies taught us..
1. At least one of d identical twins is born evil !!
2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, You'll always choose the right one !!
3. Wen u turn out the light to go to bed, everythin in ur room will still be clearly visible,just slightly bluish !!
4. A man will show no pain while takin the most ferocious beatin, but will wince wen a woman tries to clean his wounds !!
5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from duty !
6. If u decide to start dancin in the street, everyone u meet wil know all the steps !
Vellamadi Dialogues
1. Aliyaaa
2. Eda, njan fit alla
3. Bike njan odikam
4. Njan kudichitu parayuvannu vicharikaruthu
5. Nee para aliya, ninaku njan enthum tharum
6. Eniku ipo avale vilikanam
7. Ini ennada nammal ingane koodune...?
and Finally.
8. Nasham, innu muthal vellamadi nirthi..
Today is SORRY DAY.
If ever I was angry with u,
if ever I misbehaved,
dnt hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF.
It must b ur mistake, basicaly im a Gentleman...!
Cool Fundamentals of Life:
1) Money is not everything. There's mastercard & Visa.
2) One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3) Save water, Drink vodka.
4) Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick ppls.
5) books are holy. So don't touch them.
6) don't shout in class n disturb those who r asleep.
Bush, Manmohan, Sonia & Aishwarya in train.
Train goes thru a tunnel & it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound & then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
Aishwarya, Sonia & Manmohan r looking each other surprisingly. Bush is holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic & no one says anything.. Sonia thought: "These americans r all crazy about Aish. Bush must've tried 2 kiss her".. Aish thought: " Bush must've tried 2 kiss me but kissed Sonia instead & got slapped"..
Bush thought: "Damn it. Manmohan must've tried 2 kiss Aish. She thought its me & slapped me".. Then what'll be Manmohan thinking?..
Njanipol PoliceStationil anu..
Soundarryam kooduthal ayi Ennanu case.
Kanan"Glamour" illatha arenkilum jamyam ninnale enne vidu,.
pettannu vaada
Prove
1Re=1Ps
Engineer's solution:
1rupee=10paise¤10paise
=0.1rup¤0.1rup
=0.01rup
=1paise
FIND ANY MISTAKE IF U CAN
What is d connection between coffe shop&beverage shop?
Most of d love stories start in coffee shops and end in beverage shops
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