Funny Vol 4 ~ (50 SMS)

FIFA SPECIAL:

Boy: I like dat girl. 

His frnd: Hey her father is very strict,so she wont Luv u! 

Boy: Hey look, a goalpost always has a goalkeeper

but dat doesnt mean u cant score goals ;-)

Smaller things upset more in life than Bigger ones...

U can be on the top of a Mountain,

but U can't be on the top of a Needle..

That's LIFE!:-)

Oru sthree nilavilikunnathu kanda Raamu:Enthu patti ?
sthree:ente mon 50 paisa vizhungi,
Ramu:athinano ingane thollakeerunne? Inna "50" paisa

Phonil veendum anarthangal !!! Call cheyyumbol balance kurayunnu, customer careil vilichal paisa pokunnilla, cal buton amarthathe cal edukan patunnila, avasanam jyothsyare kandu. pariharamayi pathu mandanmarku sms ayakan paranju, ninne njan engane ozhivakum.

Newton's 1st law_re-mix:

Every book continues to be in its state of rest or covered with dust, until &unless an external or internal exam appears..!

 XAM time:

GIRL'S:"Eshwara elam padicha figures ayirikane chodikunatu "

B0Y'S:

"Eshwara elam padicha nalla 2 figures ayirakane ente randu sidelum irikunathu" BOYS ROCKS@

 Atitud durin exms: they gav me th qustions wich i dnt kno, so i wrote answrs wich they dnt kno...tit 4 tat dis is cald Atitude...

 I Searchd at many gardens to select a flower 2 giv u as gift, But, I did'nt find any flower beautiful than ur Smile..

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Next joke tommorrow you sleep now.

3 friends Gng to their room at 100th floor of the building! One day lift was not working...! So they decided to tell a story for time pass! 

They start to walk in steps! 1st person told an action story up to 50th floor!

2nd person told a comedy story up to 99th floor!

3rd person told one sentimental story that is....

"I FORGOT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"

Raamu : marikkukayanenkil ente achane pole urakkathil onnum ariyathe marikkanam. allathe vere chilare pole kari koovi karanju bahalam vachu marikkaruthu. .

Syamu: ara angane marichathu?

Raamu: achan odichondirunna bussile yathrakkar

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INTERVAL

THE END

You have just watched Adoor Gopalakrishnan's new film:

''soonyathayil thirayunna vidddi".

Magic:

Think a number frm 3 to 9.

Multiply dat no by

3.

Add 5 to it.

Subtract dat no by

12.

den close ur eyes..

Iruttayirikkum.!!

Why boys & girls

Dnt Undrstnd Each Othr?

God:BCoz,I Gav

Gud Brains 2 boys

&

Gud Hearts 2 girls,

Bt

boys Use Their Heart

&

girls Use Their Brains!

If ä bläck cät crössès ù whèn ù r gòìng sòmèwhr..

It mèàns....

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Thè cät ìs älsö göìng sömèwhr!!

thìnk pösìtìvè.

Recharge Cheythittu SmS Ayakkunna Friendine Viswasikkam.,

But,

MAKEUP Cheythittu Misscall Adikkunna Pennine Viswasikkaruthu..!

Letter by a little kid who hates maths:

Dear maths!

Pls grow up n s0lve ur own pr0blems. Dont depend on othrs!

Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunu.

Avanu swanthakaaro, veedo onnumillayirunu.

Oru divasam avan maram vettan kaatileku poyi.

Appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath.

Avan randum kalpichu vetti.

Otta vettinu randu muri.

Oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi, matte muri vaadakaku kodukunund.

Veno.......

For a boy its easier 2 pickup a gal of weight 60kg,bt 4 d same boy its quiet difficult 2 pickup a gas cylinder of weight 14.2 kg.

Strange bt true.!

Cute luv story of a school boy..

" i never did my hmewrk, to get punishment of standing in front of my angel's bench juzz 2 see her for d whole period..."

FACT OF EDUCATION:

Ocean full of sylabus

River full of questions

Bucket level of study

Mug level of answer

&

Marks come like muncipalty water

DROP by DROP 

 Kaathiripinte Sukham

Kanathirikumbozula Nombaram

Kanditum Nilkathe Pokumbozulla Vedhana

Kittiyalulla Anubhoothi

Athanu

"KSRTC BUS" YATHRA.... :-)

A boy was late to home. His father: "Evide aayirunnu nee?"

Boy "Friendinte veettil."

Father called his 10friends.

5 answerd "Yes, ivide vannirunu."

3ansrd "Ippol poyathe ullu."

2ansrd "Ivide undu uncle. Padikuva,phone kodukano?"

That's d power of FRIENDSHIP..!!" 

D.E.O come 2 school & ask questions 2 d studnts in a class

DEO:aranu GANDHIJI YE KONATHU ?

Tintumon: njaanallae!

Sasi: ente ponno njanalla!

Raju: njanalla sire!

DEO: Teacher,what is dis?

Teacher:ente classile kutikal anganeyonnum cheyilla sire,

5th B yile kutikal ayirikkum...

Raamu: Nee enthina karayune?

Shyamu: Ente kozhi chatu poyi.

Raamu: Ente achan marichapol polum njan karanjila

Shyamu: Ninte appan muta idumayiruno??

Why India is never in World cup Football?

Bcoz, in the playing 11,

there must be

2 minorty,2 OBC,

4 SC/ST,

2 handicaped

&

a blind goal keeper.

 "Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys...

Save Girls, we can save the Tigers later..!"

- In social service

Puli venuma?

Figure venuma??

CRAZY FACT:

The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD r The LAST 5 mins of a LECTURE..!

While the SHORTEST 5 mins r the 5mins of snooze after the alarm ring..!

Height of Addiction-

A prisoner was ready 2 b hangd 2 death,

Officer askd him abt his last wish.

He said-

I wnt 2 update my orkut & facebook status as 'DIED...'

"TITANIC" - Jack died, Rose escape.

"KADHAL" - Barath mental, Sandhya escape.

"SUBRAMANIA PURAM" - jai murdered, swathi escape.

Last but not least Ninthyanantha caught by police... Ranjitha -escape.

Moral: Aliya pennungal eppozhum safe ane

ReaL FacT-

"In lOvE MaRriAgE, YoU Will MarrY YouR lOveR-

In ArrAnGeD MaRriAgE, YoU Will MarrY OtHerS lOveR"

Kissing a GIRL On her head-Is RESPECT

cheek is-CARE

lips-Is LOVE

neck-Is LUST

Kissing in frnt of her B.FRND-Is GUTS!!

Thengil ninnu veena ammavane hospitalil ethichappol,

Doctor:5mt mumbu ethichirunnenkil rakshikamayirunnu.

Kuttan:Thengil ninnonnu veenu kittande doctor

Appoopan-'ayyo mone ninte mash varunund.poi olicho.. 

Kuttan-adyam appopan poyi olicho.appopan chathunu parnja njan kazhinja 2 azhcha leave edutathu  

A new sim named TNV is released in the market..

Buy sim for 10 rupees and get 250 rupees talk time free..

Call rates 10 paisa per minute..

Monthly 25,000 sms free..

Unlimited Browsing..

Life-time Validity...

But, Tower Nee Vacholanam (TNV)

Boy impress a girl by Complemnt her,love her,spnd money 4 her,go 2the end of the world 4her.Girl impress boy by just givin 1mis call,Simple but effective.

"Technology has Its own limitations, google may b d most powerful search engine,

but it cannot search the chappals u lost at the temple..."

Choose Ur Favourite Number..

50,100,150,222, 250,300,350,555

&

Recharge That Amount to My Mobile.

"it is very interesting,try it...

Most Touching Lines Said By a True Lover to His Love While Break up:

"Naatil Nee Mathram Alladi Pulle Pennayitolathu.. Onnu Podi.!  "

Its a fact tat wen baby is born, doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathin,there r xceptional cases like urs!wen u wer born doctor slapped himself !

England Mom:

Gud N8 Dear..

Hindu Mom:

Shubh Ratri Beta..

Muslim Mom:

Shaba khair..

Our Mom:

Njan aa mobile eduthu aduppilidum...

Poi kidannu Urangada.......

 Sometimes when i cry nobody see my tear. 

When i'm worried, nobody see my pain. 

But when i walk with a GIRL, 

appo ella THENDIKALUM kaanum!

Current poyal americakar electricity oficil vilikum.

Japankar fues poyo enu nokum.

malayalikal apurateku nokiyitu parayum

"Bhagyam ELLAYIDATHUM POYI.!

Ninnekurichu orkukayayirunnu...

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Aa kannukal..

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Aa nottam..

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Aa punchiri..

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Aa shabdham..

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Onnenkilum nannayirunnenkil.....!?

A Crow sat on a Tree doing NTHNG

When a Rabit thought 2do d same & sat on Ground

Tiger came & ate it!

Moral:

"2 sit & do NOTHING,U need 2 b on top!

Hindi-6

Eng-5

Maths-0

Kandallo

mark kuravaanu.

Ini pass aakanamenkil ningalude SMS koodiye theeru

Pls vote 4 me

Format:

LKG

KUTTAN

"Everyone wants Change, but no one brings it by themselves. .."

great lines said by..

Sasi

Bus conductor...

:-)

A Golden message for Youngsters.

A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Girls.

But a Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future...!

Defenitely true..

Hyt of bravery: EnterIng laTe In d clas wthOut permsion nd SaYing 2 madm...., 

"HeY SweEty ,Cary-oN, Dnt StoP 4 Me.! , We CaN TaLk LatEr......!!"

Friendship is nt a word,Nt merely a relationship,Its a silent promise which says"I was" "I am" & "I wil b" a Nice headache 4 u 4ever & ever..!

Sales man to Raamu; "Sir,Urumbinulla powder veno?"

Raamu; "Venda! Innu powder vangi konduthal naale urumb Lipstick chodikum!!"

Nice Quotes Vol 6 ~ (30 SMS)

Read it carefuly & get d meaning

"Minimum love is friendship"

"Maximum friendship is love"

Strange but true.

Paper told money,"U r just a piece of paper". Money smiled&said,"Yes,am a piece of paper,bt I haven't seen a dustbin in my life".dats attitude.

If we HATE someone, we tel it to evryone witout any fear.......

But if we LOVE someone, we fear even to tel the loved one......

Amazing but true..

Making gud relation wit a person who understands u, rather than 1who loves you..because d 1who understands you wil automatically love u but one who loves you may fail to understand you..

Evrythng about the future is uncertain..

but one thng is sure,GOD has already arranged all our tomorrows..

we jst hav to trust him Today..

Shakespear said:"I always feel happy"You know why?Because I dont expect anythingfrom anyone!!!.

Expectations always hurt.

 SomeoNe asked me who you waNt to be wid for your eNtire life.

Simply I said:

"SomeoNe who caN uNderstaNd that I'm Not perfect.,"

Whn v hav light around us,evrythng will follow us.

Bt,

whn v enter dark,evn our own shadow wont follow us.THATs life..

"Some Reasons make Relationships Precious"

but only

Precious Relationships are made with No Reasons...

Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve, Not what you desire... Your desires may be few but you may deserve a lot...

Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart,b'coz everyones heart has some beautiful scratches scribbled by their dear ones!

Beautiful Msg by Mother Teresa: If you can not Love a Person whom you See,Then How can you Love God Whom you have never SEEN.  

Follow two things for Lifelong in frendnship...

1.Dont talk if U are angry..

2. Dont take the word seriously from a friend who is angry..

"Life can give us Hundred reasons to Cry" Bt "God has given Thousand reasons to Smile" So Smile Forever.

LIFE is a cycle..

whn u luv, u get HURT!

whn u get hurt, u HATE!

whn u hate, u try 2 4GET!

whn u try 2 4get, u start MISSING

and

whn U start missing, u LUV again

True care will never go unrecognized, though one often makes mistake in valuing it, but will definitely understand once they start missing it.

LYf's lyk a mirror.It often gets misty with d fog of reality, bt wipe it with u'r faith n u'll see a clear reflxn of u'r dreams..dat's d way lyf goes.

Avoidance Is The Best Punishment You Can Give To Your Loved Ones... And It Is The Most Painfull Experience You Can Receive From Your Loved Ones...

"Always tell someone

What u FEEL,

What u SAY &

What u MEAN

Coz opportunities r lost in a blink of an eye but regrets can last a life long!!"

Never underestimate the power of UR tongue.If not held tight&managed properly,this SOFTEST organ of ur body could be responsible 4 the HARDEST phase of ur lyf!

Respect d emotions in sum1's heart, Rather dan d expressions on sum1's face. Coz expression is just d formality. but emotions r d reality!,. 

The hardest thing in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still thinks you're completely amazing..

Every relationship is like a glass.

A scratch on any side will reflect on the other side.

So always handle every ones feeling with care....

Nvr keep a distance wit 1 who lik u most..

Nvr bcum very close 2 d 1 who doesn't lik u..

Both ll hurt u very much...

Every little smile can touch sombody's heart. May u find hundreds of reasons to smile evrday & may u be d reason for some1 else 2 SMILE alwyz... 

The Most Time you will have to Spend in Ur Life is with "Yourself". So make Urself as interesting as Possible!.

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA:

''If we fight,we may not always win,bt if we don't fight,we wil surely loose!" So never compromise in life, n fight for the Best..

We Take Few Seconds to Hurt Someone, Bt Sometimes We Take Years To Say SORRY. This Msg Is To Everyone, Whom I have Hurted Knowngly Or Unknowngly!

Piece Of HeartCorner:

"Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's Heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones''

 "Talents will take you to high position..But, Good character only helps you to maintain high position".Be always Genuine.Win all the hearts...

Nice Quotes Vol 5 ~ (25 SMS)

U wil smile wit tears in eyes & pain in heart,

when ur loved one asks u "sorry" after hurting so much.

That's a wonderfull feeling...!

Don't be late 4 anything in life.

B'COZ we never know what are we going 2 miss.

BUT whole of our life we may have 2 worry thinking why we MISS it

The person who likes u a lot will always do two things extremely for you...

Silently caring & openly hurting to make u perfect...

Life is not a problem to be solved,but a gift to be enjoyed.Make everyday your best day.

Give ur absence to ur loved 1s to make them miss u so much...

But don't make it as a habit, Beca they'll learn to live without you, keep in mind..

The hardest moment in life is not when U lose somthing&tears come out of ur eyes.

It is when U know ur losing something& U r forced 2 smile.

Cheat and love But dont love and cheat...

Think and love But dont love and think..

Break the heart and love But dont luv& den break d heart.

There is only 1 difference b/w dream & aim. dream requires effortless sleep, where as aim requires sleepless effort, sleep 4 dreams and wake up 4 aims.

"All Beautiful things start from the Heart.

All Bad things start frm the mind.."

Never let the mind rule ur Heart.

Let the heart rule ur mind...

Silent lips may avoid many prblms ....bt smilin lips may slve many prblms.....so alwys hav a smle on ur face in th beautifl jorney cald life....

Wat r the secrets of success?

I found the answer in my room .

The fan said: BE COOL

The roof said: AIM HIGH,

The window said: SEE THE WORLD,

The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS,

Mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE YOU ACT,

Calendar said: BE UP TO DATE,

Door said: PUSH HARD FOR YOUR GOALS

Be a baby at heart, Coz the baby does not worry about past as well as it doesn't care about future..

But it enjoys every second & always keeps smiling.

Only 2 persons !n d earth vl xtremely happy..

1 who gets everyth!ng !n love & 1 who doesn't know what !s love!

Confidence never comes if we have

all the answers, but it comes when we are ready for all the questions!

Be bold to face the world.

Try 2 b alone sumtym..

It maks u realiz wher u stand in lyf n wat u r 2 others.

It wil strengthen u 2 face lonelines,the most beautiful pain in lyf.......

Whenever you love someone its like reaching the stars. You know you can't reach it. But you keep trying, because may be one day that star might fall for you.

"A Honey bee visits 4million flowers to collect 1gram of honey.!

So our workload is nothing compared to them.!

Keep working to achive ur goal..."

 "Never explain urself to anyone....

because

The person who likes u doesnt need it....

And

The person who dislikes u wont believe it....

SILENT LIPS may AVOID many PROBLEMS . But SMILING LIPS may SOLVE many PROBLEMS . So always have a SMILE on ur FACE in the BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY called ' LIFE ' .

"Truly affectionate people never go out from our life easily.If it happens they will comeback at right time without expectation"

3 nice thoughts:

"Kill the tension before tension kills you".

"Reach your goal before goal kicks you"

"Live LIFE before LIFE leaves you"

"Entire water in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside"

All the pressures of life can never hurt you, unless you let it in.

Sum relations r Lik Tom & Jerry. They tease Each Othr, knock down Each Other, irritate Each Other bt cant live without Each Other!! Never Miss such people in life.

Funny Vol 3 ~ (25 SMS)

Japanese proverb:

If 1can do it,

u too can do it.

If none can do it,

u must do it

Indian:

If 1can do it,

let him do it.

If none can do it,

leave it

 

A girl was standing in d bus stop..she had coverd hr face wit a shawl.

An Uncle standing der said- lajjavathiye ninda kallakadakannil..

Girl lukd at him nd movd away. Uncl came mor closr nd sung-

hum tum ek kamre me band ho..

Girl removd d shawl n said: "achaa idu njaana "

Real Fact:

" Even though guys buy 220cc pulsar or 350cc royal enfields,,,

it is used only to follow a 80cc scooty pep ... !!!

A sad luv stry: 'CHIRAKODINJA KINAVUKAL' Oru virakuvettukaranundayirunnu, ayalk sundariyaya makalum, sumathi.virakvetkaranu thante makale oru dctre kond vivaham kazhipikanayirunu agraham,ennal sumathi thante gramathile oru btec stdnt mayi pranayathilayirunnu,vrkvtkrn ith ethirthu.btec stdnt mdcl entrns ezhuthunnu bt admsn kitunnila. Apolanu avanu lotery(supli) adikunnath.avan supli kond oru kotaram vekunnu.sumatiyude kalyanam oru dctrmayi urapichu bt btc stdnt n supli, avide thaliket nadakumbol ivide suppli,suppli... thaliket...thaliket..spli,avasanam xam ezhuthikondiruna pen nenjil kuthiyiraki avan athmahathyak sramikunu,bt btec stdnt marichilla sumathi odi... hospitl...auditorium..adtrium.. hsptl...angine hosptl l vach avar onnikukayanu suhruthukalae..onikukayanu. END

 d best break-up letter eva!

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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan received a letter 4m his gf.

It read as follows:

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Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship..The distance b/w us is just too great..I'm sorry..Please return the picture of me that I sent to you..

Love, Becky.

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The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers 4 any pictures they could spare of their gfs, sis or x-gf..

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In addition 2 d picture of Becky, Ricky included al d other pictures of d pretty gals he had collected from his buddies..There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

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Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite, remember who the hell you are..

Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me..

Take Care,

Ricky

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If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

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......thats d photo of anaconda,taken frm vry far distance...

Scary na!

Huuuuu.... 

Dearfrnds,

The End of World which is scheduld for 2012 has been postpnd to 2025 due 2some technical prblm.

So study well 2

get a job. 

Nilaavulla

thanutha

rathriyil,

Kaamukanum

Kaamukiyum

Car'il

yaathra

cheyyuka

aayirunnu.

Oru

vijanamaaya

Sthalathu

avan

Car

nirthi.

Avalude

Kannilekku

thanney

nokki.

Avalude

Arikilekku

Chernnu

Irunnu.

Chuttum

Nokki,

aarum

Illennu

urappu

Varuthi,

ennittu

Avalude

mudiyil

Pathukke Thalodikkondu

Cheviyil

Mandrichu.

"Petrolilla,

Ini ippo enthu cheyyum nammal.."

Money may cum & go., Luv may cum & go.. Relations may cum & go, But, In dis age, If teeth goes, it wont cum back. So msg me regularly.

--INVITATION--

Mr&Mrs

Sambar&Chatni

Invites You To The Wedding Of Their GrandSon

Masala Dosa

S/o.SadaDosa With

Uzhunnu Vada

D/o.ParippuVada

On 31-April-2110 Pazhampori Hall

Samosa Building

(Opp. Noodles Theatre)

Chappathi Road

Omplate Nagar

Chicken-65

Daaa... One happy news 4 u. Enikku bangloril construction companiyil job kitty.Salary 15000/-but join cheyunnathinu munpu,

Amma enne UNARTHY....

STUNNING FACT:

V al spend so much money 4 buyin Cloths. Bt d best moments of life r enjoyed without cloths.!

No Crooked thoughts.!

It's Childhood.!

A new born baby slowly opens its tiny eyes and asks d nurse,

Current undo...?

Nurse:No.

Baby: Oh! Shit!! Veendum keralathilano janichathu...?

*JAI KSEB*

Eppo nokiyalum gud mrng,

gd eve,

gd nit,

Allenkil i like ur friendship,miss u ennu pala reethiyil ayackunathu..

Illenkil vere oru mahante kavitha, dialogues ithokke frwds..

Pinne kure SARDARJI, TINTUMON perilulla chalikal..

pinne ee msg 20 peruku ayachillel daivam pani tharum ennu vittu pedippikunathu..

Ellavarkum ithu thanne pani !

Arum nanavumenu thonunilla..

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Sheri, vere onnum illa..

njan

oru gudn8..

paryan vendi msg ayachatha..!

'Rosa' pookal kondu thudangi

'Chemparathi' poovil avasanikunna onnanu ..............?

''PRANAYAM'' "(LOVE)"

GIRL's LOVE

1st time:

hai

2nd time:

how r u?

3rd time:

Njan oru karyam paranjal deshyappedumo..

4th time:

I love u

5th time:

oru nimisham koode ninne pirinjirikan vayyeda.

6th time:

Sorry da 2 days ninne kanan pattiyilleda

7th time:

I'm really sorry ente kalyanam nischayichu.. bye

8th time :

aara manassilayilla

9th time:

ok u r my past lover so i 'll keep ur name 2 my next child

10th time:

mamanu tata kodukk mone.ta ta...

Ürängümbol Kothükü kädikkääthirikkään enthü cheyyänäm?

Simple!

Kothükü ürängiyäthinü Seshäm ürängänäm.

Try it & enjoy ür sleeping.

Who are BOYS?

Boys are the one, whom eveN after goiNg to hell say.

"Dude, Look at Yamraj's daughter!!!

Frnd1: unga veetla yepavum sirippu satham kekudhe yepdi?

Frnd2 :en wife paathiratha thooki adippa, en mela patta ava sirippa, padalaina nan siripen.....

Enthu Patty ?"ippo pazhaya aale alla"

orupadu maripoyi....Njan arinju ippol

kulikkunnu, pallu thekkunnu

Ente DAIVAME kaalam poya pokke..

Home,

Hotel,

Road,

Park,

Bus Stand,

Railway Track,

Steps,

Teras,

Bar,

Club,

Lodge,

Street,

footpath,

Evide urangiyalum

GOOD NIGHT.. 

Onc a persn ws smkin @ an airprt

A gntlman arivs & askd him If u wud 'v collctd d money instead f smokin, d plane vch s infrnt f u, wud 'v been urs

Smkr: Is tat plane urs?

Gentlman: No..!!!

Smokr: Tanks 4 ur advice but, dat plane s mine.

Smoker was

- VIJAY MALLYA -

Moral: Aalariyathe choriyan povaruth

The first time in India, we are introducing a "3D" messagein urmobile....

" D D D".

arodum parayanda

Girls dont like 2 study much...

Why?

Bcoz

They know that in any corner of the world atleast one sweet idiot is studying for them & for their future...

Manasil ne undu,

Akashathilum,

Vayuvilum,

kattilum,

bhoomiyilum ne undu.

Dettol company parayunnathu

neranu.

"KEEDANU" ellayidathum undu.