Nice Quotes Vol 9 ~ (50 SMS)

How relations die . .

1 Month After college .

Frequent calls tellin how much u miss each other..

2 Months later . .

Friendly chats n msgs askin what their next plans r

4 Mnths later . . .

No of calls n msgs reduced. .

5 Mnths ltr..

U can c only their 4warded msgs if u r lucky . .

After 6 to 7 Mnths..

some won't 've time 2 reply ur msgs.Some 'Ll feel irritated to talk to u 4 long over phone . . .

N after a long time . .

U'll recieve a call/msg . . .

N that 'll be 1 of d last calls/msgs from dem

dats an invitation 4 their weddin. . .

N frm there they'll get bsy wid their own lyf. Wid No tym....

"Pure heart is the greatest temple in the world..

Dont believe the affection face, but believe the affection heart, they r very rare in this world...."

Everyone shows more love and care in the beginning of any relations but none maintaining it till last...

STRANGE BUT TRUE..

Keep loving d person whom u like even if dey dont respect ur feelings,bcoz at d end of d day u will still hve a satisfied feeling dat its nt ur fault. .

Fact of lyf:- wen u hate sum1,even their luv will irritate u..wen u luv sum1,even their hurtings will b loveable..

 CUTE TRUTH:

"D person who tries 2 keep evry1 happy & alwys care 4 evry1 is alwys D mst lonely person"

"Strange bt true."

Do u know the best couples in the universe?

"Smile & Tears"

They rarely meet, but when they meet, it is the most beautiful moment of our life...

A Quote Which Means a Lot :

Read Carefully :

"Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you".

When Your Loved Ones Commit any Mistake or Hurt You,

You should have the Faith that the Wrong was Only

"In-tension" & not

"Intention".

If U love someone,

'show it'

it's better than

'telling it'. .

BUT

If U hate someone,

"tell it",

it's better than

"showing it". . .

Powerful Lines:

Boy'z r

"GuD Lovers"

BuT

NoT

"GuD Selectors",

Gals r

"GuD Selectors"

BuT

NoT

"GuD Lovers"

Expression Of The Face Could Be Seen By Everyone;

But The Depression Of Heart Could Be Understood Only By The Best One. So don't Loose Them In ur Life...

 

Wen luv is unknwn 4 u,u knw wat is happiness..wen luv is knwn 4 u u knw wat is pain..wen u loose it u knw wat is life..

"In the hand of life its not important to hold all the Good relation, But its more important how good u behave with the relation which u hold"..

The person whom u lik the most may break ur heart and leave.

But Even Aftr yrs when u see that person, your heart misses a beat!

Hard but true.

A true quote--

Love dosn't start in morning & dosnt end in evn.It starts when u don't need it & ends when u need it the most!

 "Talents will take you to high position..

But,

Good character only helps you to maintain high position". Be always Genuine.Win all the hearts.

GREAT WORDS:-

When u want more time to take correct decision then remember:

"Even a correct decision is wrong when it's too late"

 Cute lines:

She changed my every bad habbit by Loving me all the time

&

finally she left me, Saying that U r changed

Good decision comes from experience ;

but experience comes from bad decision.

Beautiful lines by shakespear:

"Close ur eyes, think abt ur lovable person, watch ur lips.. It will automatically smile....."

The weakest part of a relation

comes when one of the person has to

give explanation to prove theTrUsT ..,..!

Dere r sumtims ven v hav 2 stop lovng sum1 nt bcoz v start hatng dem. Bt bcoz v realise dat dey wud b much happier if v let dem go.. 

"Succes also hurts when us dont hav a loved 1 to wish us.

Faliure also looks beautiful, when us have a loved 1 to support us..."

It wud make more sense if d lifecycle was all backwards.shuddie 1st n get death out of d way.den u live in an old age hom wit pension.u get ur provdnt fund n start workin.u work 40 yrs until u r young enuf 2 enjy retirement.u booze,party den get ready 4 hi school.den u bcum a kid,play,hav no worries.u bcum a little baby,go back in2 d womb,spend ur last 9 mnths floatin..n finish off as an organism.. Life rocks ! !

"NeVeR DeSigN uR cHaRacTer

LyK a GarDeN

weR aNyoNe cAn WalK..

DeSigN uR cHaRacTer

lyK d sKy

wEr eVerYoNe DeSirE To ReAcH"

Deep relationships are not built by forcing you to understand me, but by giving the confidence that I have understand you well as much I can..

All small small fights creates big affection on our beloved ones.Always laughing does nt create true relation,sumtims fight,cryin, scolding,all makes it thick.

Never search ur happiness in others - it will make u feel ALONE.

Search it in urself, u will feel happy even wen u are left ALONE....

Tears are more truthful than smile. Because you can smile in front of everyone.But U will cry only infront of one who is special to YOU..... 

Touching lines from a broken heart.. "i didnt go away from u. I just walked slowly. But it hurts that u didnt care enough to stop me"....

Lonely hours r d best hours of life...

Coz its d only time wn we share our deepest secrets with d most trusted person in d world...

Sometimes we

maintain silence 2 protect 1 Beautiful Relation..."

"But too much silence creates a distance in every beautiful relations.!

Beautiful words: friendship is not having a gang of people around u....Its best 2 have 1 heart which is truly thinking of u and cares for u always

"Love Makes You Strong InFront Of The Whole World...

But

Weak InFront Of The One You Love."

 Life is a continuous challenge and an unending struggle. We are not made rich by what is in our pocket but we are rich by what is in our heart...

A beautiful quote.. "Do not worry if others do not understand you."

"Worry only if you can't understand yourself!!

Live life n love life.!!

One can count the number of seeds in an apple,but no one can count number of apples in a seed.Future is unseen, always hope for the best.

SILENCE is fence around wisdom

If ur foot slips,u can alwys regain ur balance...

if ur tongue slips,u can nevr recall words...

The insecurity of losin our love makes us lose a friend in them..

&

The insecurity of losing a friend makes us fall in love with them...

Strange but true.

" THE BEST MESSAGE EVER "

"Someone who cantaccept you at yourworst situation...

Has no rights to be wit you at your best situation...!!! "

A hard fact to digest :

Watevr relation u buildup in dis world, d only thing remains atlast is the loneliness with lots n lots of memories...... 

"Loving someone dosent need a reason. If you can explain why you love someone, its called 'Like'. If you cannot explain, its simply called 'Love

"one of the reasons why people hold on to memories so tight,

is because memories are the only thing that don't change when everyone else does!"

The sign of maturity is not when we start speaking "Big things", But actually it is, when we start understanding "Small things"

Golden Words By Hitler-

"Think Thousand Tym B4 U Tak a Decision,Bt Nvr Turn Bck Even If u Get Thousand Dificulties Aftr Such Decision"... 

When u truly love someone. U don't look 4 faults. U don't look 4 answers, u don't look for mistakes, instead u fight the mistakes, u accept the faults & over looks the excuses.

The Most Poisonous Word

From The Dearest One is

"WHO ARE U.?"

&

The Most Sweetest Word

From The Enemy is

"HOW ARE U.

 True relations are like our upper & lower eyelids!

They often meet Bcoz they miss each other & when they meet, they dont see the world around.. 

 TRUTH:

People dont change when

you tell them a BETTER OPTION..

They change only when they realise there is

NO OTHER OPTION..

Nice Quotes Vol 8 ~ (70 SMS)

Be silent in two situations:

when you feel one cant understand your feelings from your words

and

when one can understand you without any words...

There are two ways to live a life..One is like nothing is a miracle.. another is like everything is a miracle..The choice is ours..

A strange fact:

Its very easy to hurt someone and then say"sorry"

bt its really very difficult 2 get hurt and say

"i am fine"

Everyone who stays wit us all time doesnt become a dear one...

Bt, one who fills ur soul wit love and wipes ur tears is the dear one..

A cute line said by a rose: "It's better to stay in a boy's grave than to stay in a girl's hair who doesn't know what is love...

Unsaid Words:-

Don't hate your loved ones for their mistakes...

Who knows..,

the mistakes made maybe for your happiness to show their true love..!

True lines:

Love is blind... because

"my mom started to love me before seeing my face..." 

A fool cn become a genious when he understands he s a fool bt a genious can become a fool when he understnds he s a genious.

1 day a crab ws runnin on d sea shore.

D waves came n cleared d footprints of d crab.

Crab askd:being my frnd y r u clearin my beautiful footprints ?

Waves replied:A fisherman ws followin ur footprints 2 catch u !

Dats y i cleared it off.

"Friendship means caring beyond imagination"

A TRUE FACT:

Boys always misundrstand friendshp as LOVE,

But girls always misunderstnd LOVE as friendship... 

Nevr Change Ur ORIGINALITY 4d Sake Of Othrs,

Bcoz no 1 can Play Ur Role BETTER dan U!

So B Urself

Watevr U r U_R_D_BEST

Touching words of a frnd whose heart was broken by his best frnd:

"I'm not upset dat u lied 2 me, i'm upset dat frm now onwards i cant belive u..

 A heart beat is excited more wen eyes start looking at sum1 silently But lyf seems 2 b more exciting wen sum1 start reading those eyes silently.!

Always try to spend few seconds for your friends

Even you are Buzy.....

Bcoz

One day you can get free time but not your friends back....

 Arrow can be sent only by pulling it back. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties it means that it is going to launch you into victory.

A great line said by a frnd 2 his bst frnd after the breakup of their frndshp...

I miss ur smile a lot..

but i miss my own smile even more....

"U nvr get a person of ur type in dis world ,

U either hv 2 adjust or hv 2 compromise !

Adjust wen Sum1 wan 2 b with u & compromise wen u want 2 b with Sum1 ."

 "Silence On Lips May Avoid Many Problems.

But,

Talking With Open Heart Can Solve All the Problems..

So Always Have A Talk With Open Heart....

"Your MIND is

Your Great friend,

if U Control it;

But

Your MIND is

Your Great Enemy

if U don't Control it..."

@10 years of age, u consider parents & friends as best..

@20, u feel friends & ur lover r best..

@30, u feel ur friends & ur Wife r best..

@40, u feel ur friends & ur kids r best..

@50, u feel ur friends & relatives r best..

@60, & even till ur death u feel ur friend is d best..

People may leave u in any part of lyf..but, friends never leave u.

3 Stupid Stages of Life:

TEEN AGE:

Have Time &Energy

But No Money

WORKING AGE:

Have Money &Energy

But No TIME

OLD AGE:

Have Time &Money

But No Energy

All small small fights creates big affection on our beloved ones.Always laughing does nt create true relation,sumtims fight,cryin, scolding,all makes it thick.

The best thing to learn in life is the habit of compromise. Because its better to bend a little, than to break a loving relationship...

Wen some1 cares for us, we think thy r boring us. Bt when we really need them, some 1 else would hav already liked their boring care. Realise it bfor u lose..

Best lines..

"I have many problems in my life..

But., my lips doesn't know that..!

It always smiles.." keep smiling.:) 

Instead of fighting and proving Urself to your lovable ones,

its better to stay away.

Till they realise that no one cares for them more than YOU..

Be in touch with those who care for u..

Give your care to those who like u..

bcoz your simple words and reactions may mean a lot to them...

Once a Wise Man

Askd To GOD

What Is D Meaning Of Life?

God replied-

Life Itself Has

No Meaning,

It

Is An Opportunity

To Create a Meaning

Expression Of The Face Could Be Seen By Everyone;

But The Depression Of Heart Could Be Understood Only By The LOVED one So don't Loose Them In ur Life...

Time decides whom u meet in life...

Your heart decides whom u want in life,

But...

Your behaviour decides who will stay in ur life..!!

Unbeatable lines:

"I strongly feel that, i hav enough hearts who care for me, but many times life prove that its just my imagintion.."

An Aircraft flyin thru d clouds,sudnly lost its balnce..A wealthy man was sittin near a smal boy, grippd by fear, prayd 2 God each time d plane hit an air pocket. Bt d boy nearby was playin wit his toy. Sumhw d plane landed safely. Out of curiousity, d man askd d boy,"Hw s tht wen al othrs elder 2u wer filled wit fear & panic,u wer playin hapily?"D tiny tot repld,"My DAD s d pilot.! I knew tat he ll take me down safely"

LOVE S TRUST.

"New people in ur life may be a poem, But old people are alphabets. Dont 4get alphabets bcoz we will need them 2 read the poem"

A Pure HEARTED person can have a wonderful SMILE that

makes even his Enemy to feel Guilty for being his enemy.So,catch d World of Peace with ur smile

Sometimes missing is more precious than Being Together... Because,, we miss only Those With whom we alwys wnt 2 b 2gthr.

A TRUE THOUGHT-

"No one in this world are without love...

Only there can be people without proposing that love...

"Two Places R the most valuable in the world.

The nicest place is to be in someone's THOUGHTS n the Safest Place is to be in someONE's PRAYER." 

True Thoughts :- "A very good relationship needs just two things.

A little time to be spent wit them and a true Care to be shown always"

 

The best relation is the one in which u feel free to show even ur negative side n still have the hope that it will strengthen ur relationship..

Opiniöns r like watches . Every1 watch shows different time. But every1 believes that their time is correct.. 

Failure is a single paper in a part of life..,

But., success is a book of dictionary..!

Don't lose a full book for a single paper.....!

It doesnt hurt much wen relations unknwngly move away frm us but it definitely hurts a lot wen dey thmselvs increase der distance frm Us...  

Happiness always looks small when you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you will realize how big and precious it is.

First pretend to yourself dat you are Happy,

Slowly it becomes your Habit and

finally it becomes your Character.

Easy to enjoy life everyday but difficult to give its real value... Easy to keep d relationship wit words but difficult to keep it wit meanings..

Wen time never stops

for us

then y do we alwys wait 4 d right time?

Der is never

A WRONG tym 2 do the RIGHT thing! Be positve....! 

"Trusting a prsn is givng sum1 the ability 2 destroy urself completely.

But with confidence that they won't.!

Love is so strange! Sometimes it bcomes reason to live life & Sometimes it bcomes reason to leave life. Keep Smiling...

A dry leaf flying in air is due to LUCK n destiny.

But a Bird flying in air is it's

EFFORT.

Dont bother if LUCK

fails 2 support, EFFORTS r yourz...

Cute Quote- Wen u r insecure abt the person u luv, u lose the frnd in them. And wen u r insecure abt losing ur frnd, u fall in luv with them..!

U are born to be the role model for others. Why do u search others to be ur role model? The world is waiting to see ur success story- APJ.ABDUL KALAM

Apologising doesn't mean that U are Wrong & the Other is Right..

It only means that U Value the Relationship much more than ur Ego.. 

If u cant find d Brighter side of Life...Then Polish d Darker side...! Attitude of Adjustment is d nly Instrument to Live a Life..

"Definition of Trust"''Giving someone the authority to destroy u completely, but having the confidence that they wud never do it." Its a faith in ur self. 

Do U know the best relation ever??

Its b/w 2 eyes!

They blink together,

Move 2gethr,

Cry 2gethr

&

Sleep 2gethr...

yet they never see each other!

Quote of the century -Wen you are SINGLE, all you see are HAPPY couplesandwen you are committed,all u see are happy singles...

The search for Happiness is the main reason for Unhappiness.

Accept the life in the way it comes.

U will find Happiness in every Moment...!

Evry King was once a crying Baby

Every great building was once a blue print

Its not about where u are Today,but where u'll reach tomorrow. 

"Change is a nature of life. But challenge is an aim of life. So you have to challenge the changes, not change the challenges".  

We Dont Succeed In Our 1st LuV

Coz We Lack Certain Qualities.

But

After Achieving Those Qualities,

We Nvr LuV Again..........

Heart is bottle of perfume,if u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it,IF kept open always u'll lose ur fragrance, So open it wisely 4 sum1 spcl.

PPl say ,"let th time pas..evrythn wl b 5ne..time is th bigest healr...."stupid sayin

Time nvr heals th wound, its jst dat u get usd 2 th pain...

If v hate somone, v tel it 2 evryone witout any fear....

Bt if v lov somone , v fear even 2 tel th lovd one...

Amazn bt true...

TRUTH ABT LIFE.."Every persn Around u is Going To Hurt U at some point of Time..BUt its on U to decide what is Important.. THE pain or THE person.

Best words by a true frnd "My care wil be in the heart not in the words"..."My anger wil be in the words and not in the heart"..

" Sometimes we feel all doors are closed in our life..

But, all the closed doors are never locked.. They may just be waiting for your knock. . . "

Be silent in 2 situations :

Whn u feel one can't undrstnd ur feelings frm ur words.. and

Whn one can understand u without any words...

Every problem is like a big door.

Surely there is a solution like A small key which can open it easily.

Find the key & make ur life simple.

If God ans ur prayers he's increasin ur faith, If he delays he's increasin ur

patience, n If he dsnt lisen he knws

u can handle it perfectly!

There are two type of people who are failures in life..

Those who do not listen to anybody and

Those who listen to everybody..

Funny Vol 6 ~ (50 SMS)

What is the difference between Complete & Finished?

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If you have many friends, your life is Complete.

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If they all are girls, your life is Finished.

New style of proposing=

"Njan Ennum Ninte Pirake Nadakunnath Pole Naale

Ente Makan Ninte Makalude Pirake Nadakathirikan Namuk Avare nammude makkal Aakkikude!?

Perudosham, Chovvadosham, Drishtidosham..

enningane doshangal palavidham..

ennal vivahathode marunna doshamundu..

athu ethanu ennariyamo?

"SANDOSHAM!"

1 Hand on pen

Othr on PHONE

1 ear on lecture

Othr on GOSSIP

1 eye on board

Othr on girl

Which idiot said coleg life is eASY...

Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR

Even d mirror vl fal in lov wit u luking at ur BEAUTY

For more JOKES recharge Rs50/month to my numbr. :-)

How do we know when kids start 2 grown up?

Ans:girls grow up when they start 2 put lipstick and boys grow up when they start 2 wipe it off

Top3 sweetest sleep..

3.slpng on moms lap wen v r tired..

2.slpng on lover shoulder wen v r sad..

1.slpng wit

opened eyes wen our teachers r teaching....!!!

In an Old Man's Shirt written a cute sentence :

''I Am Not 60 Years Old..,

I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience....''

Thats Attitude.

Newtons First Law of ishq

the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite

to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!!

Lover: "Sometimes I feel that waiting 4 u in my life, is like waiting for bus at a railway station.

If u Find My Msgs Irritating, Nuisance & Troublesome,ur Free to Throw ur cellphone. Your Happiness is more important to me than ur Phone

A sweet fight:

Girl: "I want to end our relationship.. I am going to return everything you gave me.."

Boy: "Ok.. Then let's start with love..!

Way 2 propose a girl. Take her 2 sea, Say her 2 sit in a boat. Then take d boat in d middle of sea. say Marry Me' r 'Leave My Boat'.. Hows it???

A Beautiful monkey. escaped from the Banglur Zoo.... No...No...that is not you......beacauz... That is a '''BEAUTIFUL MONKEY'''

Aadyamayi Thoniya, Ithuvare Parayatha

Ente Sneham Njan Avalodu Paranju. ...

Pakaram Ithuvare Thonaatha....

Aarodum Parayaatha....

Njanpolum Kelkaatha....

'PACHATHERI' Muzhuvan Avalennodu Paranju.

Kaalam Maari

Kude Penkuttikalum...

:(

D most practical msg

Dont b sad wen u c ur ex boyfrnd/ex girl frnd-flirting wid sum1 else

cum on yaar

learn 2 share ur old toys2 poor kids

3 negro frendz walkin alon r sudenly stoppd by an angel.

D Angel gav dem a chance 2 mak 1 wish each.

.

1st negro says,"Al my lyf i wntd 2 b white,plz mak me White" n in a *FLASH*, he bcmes Fair n Hndsum. 2nd Negro also sd,"ME TOO", ¤Flash¤! He 2 bcme Fair.

.3rd Negro ws :-D Laughng hs Head Off n da Angel says,

."Do stop laughng n tel me ur WISH!!" thn he says,

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"Make dis Two guys Black again":-D

Frnds alwaz rock..!:-D

be careful.!

Items in boy's room

before marriage-

Perfums, Lov letrs, Bike Key, Laptop, N97, iphone,Peter England Pant&Shirt. Levis tshrt,beer.bottles...

After marriage:-

Vicks Action 500, Loan Papers , Unpaid bills , Nokia1100, KSRTC Bus Tkt, Tirupur cotton pant and banian...

so enjoy ur "BACHELOR" LIFE..

Kingfisher Employee:

Sir For The Past 15 Days Not a Single Bottle Have Been Sold

V.Mallya:

Call d calicut university &Ask Them 2 Announce Results

Puli urangumbol nammal puliye unarthiyalum, nammal urangumbol Puli nammale unarthiyalum, pani namuku thanne

So, Don't disturb ME!

I'm going to sleep.

Gudnite!

 Boys r very kind while Girls r very mean.

Proof-

most of d Girls dont like 2 help unknown Boy.

Bt all Boys r alwaz rdy 2 help any unknwn Girl...;-) isnt it !

Why boys& grls

Dnt Undrstnd Ech Othr?

God=Bcoz,I Gave

Gud Brains To boys

&

Gud Hearts To girls

Bt

boys Use Their Heart

&

girls Use Their Brains!

Ration kadayude mumbil neenda Q

Athilek oraal 5 pravashyam idichu kayaraan noki

5 vattavum mattullavar ayale purathaki

Ayaal: Ennal innu kada thurakkunnilla.

Funny Definitions:

1) Fashion: Lungi with a zip

2) Laziness: Asking lift for a morning walk.

3) Craziness: Get blank paper xeroxed.

4) Honesty: Pregnent women taking 2 tickets.

5) Dehydration: Cow giving milk powder. 6)Over confidence: A 99 years old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card..

Coolest MOM of the millenium

girl: mom,i want some fresh air, Can i go 4 a walk?

Mom: yes,but tell ur "fresh air" to drop u home bEFORE 7pm!!!

Love is what when a boy comes late in cls nd he is busy in giving explanations 2 the teacher but his eyes get busy in seeing whether shez der

Never kiss a policeman wife.she will say hands up,

Never kiss a lady doctor,she will say next pls,

Always kiss teacher,bcoz she tell repeat it ten times!!

Guide standin b4 a tourist group:

I welcom u al 2 Niagra falls.This s d worlds largest waterfall & sound intensity of

d waterfall s so high,even 20 super sonic planes passin cant b heard! Now may I request d ladies 2 keep quiet

so dat v can hear d Niagra Falls!

Oridathu Sundariyaya oru penkuttiyum Sundharanaya oru aankuttiyum undayirunnu. Avarku parasparam ishtamayirunnu, pakshe thurannu paranjittilla. Palappozhum avanu parayanam ennundayirunnu. Angane oru Sunday,

Avan ellamparayan theerumanichu. Pakshe vidhi avarku ethirayirunnu. Avante phonil balance 0.00

Ningalkkum avane sahayikam. Pls Recharge to 99**47***0 AIRTEL. Vidhi avare onnipikatte Namuku prarthikam.

Orikkal thozhimarumayi DAMAYANTHY neeraduvan poykayileykku purappettu... 

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kuthi kuthi Nokkanda.. kuli seen ithil illa..!:-P

85% of Lecturers are suffering from throat cancer prblm by teaching studnts,So plz CUT the clases as much as possible & save our Lecturers!

By a sincere studnt.

Technical Beauty tip :

If u waNt 2 remove ur Pimples,Face marks &

d signs of skin aging try..

"ADOBE PHOTOSHOP"

It Realy works..

U find boyz holdn gal's hands&walkin in shopn malls.u knw y?

Coz f dey leav deir hand dey'l strt purchasng!

It luks vry ROMNTIC bt actly ts ECONOMIC..;-)

Njan Bhaayi..

Khader baayi..

Njan thaamasikkunnad

Bombaayi..

Ente aniyan Chota Bhaayi..

Ente jeshttan

Bada Bhaayi..

Njan janitchath Dubaayi..

Ente cherippu Hawaayi..

Njan thinnunnath Mittaayi..

Ente car

Hundaayi..

Sathyamayum njan ee

paranjathellaam Badaayi..

E sms

Enikkaayi,.

Ninakkaayi,

Ormakkaayi,

kallummakkaayi.

Ithu vayicha nee pottanayi. mandanayi.

E msg

Ivide Avasanikukayaayi.

Ithu vallaatha kashttamayi.

Gud Bye....

"Kuttikal cheyyunna

thettukal irutine

undakkunu."

-Swami Vivekananda

"Iruttil cheyyuna

thettukal kutikale

undakunu."

-Swami Nityananda

Galileo usd2 stdy wit smal lamp.

Grahambel usd2 stdy in candle,

Shkspere usd2 stdy in street light.

Enikku manasilakatathu athalla, evammarkku pakal entha pani?

Evry tear is a sign of kayyilirip ,

evry silence is a sign of balance illayma,

evry smile is a sign of daily brushing,

evry sms is a symbol f thozhilillayma.

Der ws a girl who ws tired of readng her luvr's msgs which alwyz zd I lv u,

I miss u,or had ur fud?

1 n8 she rcvd a msg frm him bt didn't read it,Instd she slept.

D nxt day she gt a cl frm her lvr's mom who zd dat,"Her son gt car acident n died last nyt'

She den red d msg in wich it ws writtn

"Dr pls cum n frnt of ur house,i met wit n accident its my last wsh 2 c u plz"

moral:

"chaavan kidakumbozhum free msg theerkan nokaruth!vilichu thanne parayanam"

How to k¡ll ä girl?

Give her a

beautiful dress

Nice jewelry

Costly cosmotics

And lock her in ä room

without mirror.. ¡ts enough.;-)

What is Mobile Phone??? 

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Enthina thazhottu press cheyyunnath?

Kayyil ullathentha coin boxano...?

Athu thanneya mobile phone...!

'Sometimes my mind asks.

Why?

why?

why?

I care 4 u..

why?

I remember u..

why?

I sms u..

why?

then my heart

answers..

Its simply bcoz

SMS IS FREE FOR ME!!:-)

GALILEO:Gr8 mind

EINSTEIN:Genius mind

NEWTON:Xtraordnry mind

BILL GATES:Brilnt mind

but WE:

Never MIND...

Lets continue rockkin.

Railwayil job vacancy vannitundu! 

Apply cheyunno? Salary 200000/-.

Job details : Rajadhani expressinte head light kedayi.

Tourch adichu kond munnil odanam.!!!

Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room.

They Wanted To Trouble Good People.

I Suggested ur Name 2 Them .

They Said

''OH ! NO!

We Cant Disturb Our BOSS!'' 

Speciality of girls:

karnataka-dresing

Chenai-Stylish

Punjab-Colourful

Mumbai- Hot

Andhra-Attractive

Kerala-Onumilengilum

ahankarathinu oru kuravumilla...

The law states that "If u can't convince someone, then confuse them"

U know which law it is ?

This is

"LAW OF ANSWERING IN HIGHER SECONDARY EXAMINATION"

Boy: I lyk dat girl.

Frnd: she has a boyfrnd!

Boy: Luk, A goalpost alwyz has a goalkeepr

but that doesnt mean u can't score goals..!!

Wedding INVESTMENT : Average 30 yrs

Rs.20,00,000 Marriage expenses

Rs.30,000 Monthly expenditure

Rs.3,000 Wife's monthly maintainence

RETURNS: SEX

First 5 yrs Weekly 3 Times.

Next 5 yrs Weekly 1 Time.

Next 10 yrs Once in 15 days.

Next 10 yrs Once in a month.

Meaning-

1400 times sex in 40 years for an estimated expenditure of a whooping 1,78,40,000

+

Opportunity cost on 20,00,000 spent on wedding at 7% for 40 years as per current Post-tax FIxed Deposit Interest rate

2,98,48,915.68

= 4,77,88,915.68

COST

A Man spends Rs.34,135 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.

Outsourcing is cheaper..Think over it'

Crack: Do u know English? 

Jack: S Crack:Ok!Then tel wat is opp of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Jack: Simple Yar NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Best caption 4 d clock above Calicut University building

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'' TIME WILL PASS,BUT WILL U EVER PASS"?